Mabuse

Wife and I have been invited to a fund raising party that is James Bond themed. Obvious choice is tuxedo and fancy dress, but that's no fun. Anyone got some clever and/or funny costume ideas?

TomOpus

Well, your wife should dress as an octopus (Octopussy) and you should dress as a doctor with the circle/slash (Dr No). Or you dress as a shark (Jaws). Or just have the letter M and Q over regular clothes.

Why So Blu?

Keep it classy. Ditch the stupid cosplay costume idea.

JimRochester

Put the wife in the Ursula Andress/Halle Barre bikini. Complete with knife on the thigh. You should wear loose pants to hide your boner.

Mabuse

Just a note: Last year the theme was "80s Prom" and people traditionally go with funny outfits to this event.

Spiderbite

Borrow or rent a wheelchair, wear a bald cap and do a cool scarred eye make-up. Now you are the original Blofeld (Donald Pleasance version).

Then just dress your wife in all white and let her sit on your lap while you stroke her.

Cellar Door

Have a wicker chair with the seat cut out strapped to your ass, and your wife is carrying a thick rope with a big knot at the end.

mwbmis

Jaws and Dolly from Moonraker.

Baron Samedi and Solitaire from Live and Let Die.

Auric Goldfinger or Odd Job and Pussy Galore from Goldfinger

devilshalo

scaramanga and nick nack. include that third nipple.

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Paff

Blofeld was still ambulatory in You Only Live Twice

Abob Teff

Well?