Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
08-29-13, 11:16 AM
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Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
I'd donate money to keep him from making another movie.
"A controversial comedy about current political issues. Starring Jackie Tohn, written, directed and produced by Uwe Boll."
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There's a "serious" portion underneath all that drivel along with another video:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/p4o0gUt76Mc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Postal 2 Kickstarter
"A controversial comedy about current political issues. Starring Jackie Tohn, written, directed and produced by Uwe Boll."
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1544635303/postal-2/widget/video.html" frameborder="0"> </iframe>
About the Movie
POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the film industry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ....but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.
Where the money goes
The money goes all for cocaine for the stars down the nose.
Risks and chances
The Risk is: Everybody will hate you but the NRA will love you in being part of POSTAL 2. Our bodycount will be higher as Hiroshima and Dancing with the Stars combined.
And dont forget: September 11 didnt count because Mohammad Atta took the same steroids as Lance Armstrong. But he never lied about it.
The chance is: Support the movie and show this way that you think what we think: Karl Marx and George Orwell were right. We dont live in a democracy and we are getting screwed over by politics every second of our days. Till the Dude with the Hammer and the Magnum comes.
POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the film industry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ....but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.
Where the money goes
The money goes all for cocaine for the stars down the nose.
Risks and chances
The Risk is: Everybody will hate you but the NRA will love you in being part of POSTAL 2. Our bodycount will be higher as Hiroshima and Dancing with the Stars combined.
And dont forget: September 11 didnt count because Mohammad Atta took the same steroids as Lance Armstrong. But he never lied about it.
The chance is: Support the movie and show this way that you think what we think: Karl Marx and George Orwell were right. We dont live in a democracy and we are getting screwed over by politics every second of our days. Till the Dude with the Hammer and the Magnum comes.
There's a "serious" portion underneath all that drivel along with another video:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/p4o0gUt76Mc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Postal 2 Kickstarter
08-29-13, 11:30 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
I'm already tired of this kickstarter shit. Yet another decent idea that Hollywood completely beats into the ground and ruins!
08-29-13, 12:41 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
I will kick in a few bucks. His films are terrible but still better than Nolan and Abrams. At least Boll's films are worth a few laughs.
08-29-13, 12:45 PM
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08-29-13, 01:39 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
Not interested in POSTAL 2, but if Boll was going to do THE HELP 2 or THE BUTLER 2, I'd have something to look forward to.
08-29-13, 01:50 PM
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08-29-13, 01:52 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
I'd chip in a few dollars to see Tommy Wiseau tackle Postal and Uwe Boll tackle The Room 2.
Postal is easily Uwe Boll's best movie, though I really hope to never see Dave Foley's penis again.
Postal is easily Uwe Boll's best movie, though I really hope to never see Dave Foley's penis again.
08-29-13, 02:21 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
RAMPAGE, without doubt, is his best work so far. POSTAL is more immature, less focussed, and suffers from contrasting tones.
08-29-13, 03:15 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"
For $50,000 couldn't we hire a hitman to take him out? I mean, we'd have someone wasting a bullet on him, but the film world would probably be better for it. 
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08-29-13, 03:18 PM
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That Uwe Boll movie where armed men show up at a plane with three guys in hoods and the CIA agent waits until they get 3000 feet into the air to take the hoods off is just stupid.
08-29-13, 04:28 PM
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I thought Osama and Bush nuked the world at the end of Postal.
Uwe Boll's movies are an oddity. They almost work. But something is always a little "off". It's like, if he just went "full Boll", he'd be treated as an auteur and receive positive criticism for his "biting dreadful satire and wit" or be know for his "shocking midnight movies" (something like John Waters). But he tries his gosh darn best to make a real movie, and fails.
Uwe Boll's movies are an oddity. They almost work. But something is always a little "off". It's like, if he just went "full Boll", he'd be treated as an auteur and receive positive criticism for his "biting dreadful satire and wit" or be know for his "shocking midnight movies" (something like John Waters). But he tries his gosh darn best to make a real movie, and fails.
08-29-13, 07:49 PM
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08-29-13, 08:12 PM
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I actually went and saw Postal in theaters, back in 2008 when I was living in Georgia. I basically went of out curiosity and boredom, mostly due to the fact that it was only being shown in a small amount of theaters nationwide. It was opening night, prime time hours. I got my ticket and popcorn and was greeted by a completely empty theater and a projector that hadn't yet been turned on. I ended up being the only person there for that showing, maybe for the entire night.
08-30-13, 10:58 AM
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08-30-13, 11:05 AM
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