Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
12-11-12, 10:55 AM
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Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Okay, this is obviously not a real movie, but something I wanted to try for fun.
Let's say you're life is going to the subject of Holiday movie (not a Christmas Vacation re-make) where you have a wife and kids and it involves going back home for the holidays. Both you and your wife are busy body working parents, and by the time the movie is over something sappy happens, but so does some hilarity.
We are also obviously not using our real lives as inspiration unless we want to , more of a "if you were in one of these movies, how would you want it " scenarios. Basically, and idealistic version of your life.
My director: Cameron Crowe
Stars:
Me- Bradley Cooper- egotistical choice, I know, but it's my choice, so screw it.
Wife- Jessica Chastain
Kids- who cares?
Parents- Michelle Pfeiffer and Tommy Lee Jones
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
Let's say you're life is going to the subject of Holiday movie (not a Christmas Vacation re-make) where you have a wife and kids and it involves going back home for the holidays. Both you and your wife are busy body working parents, and by the time the movie is over something sappy happens, but so does some hilarity.
We are also obviously not using our real lives as inspiration unless we want to , more of a "if you were in one of these movies, how would you want it " scenarios. Basically, and idealistic version of your life.
My director: Cameron Crowe
Stars:
Me- Bradley Cooper- egotistical choice, I know, but it's my choice, so screw it.
Wife- Jessica Chastain
Kids- who cares?
Parents- Michelle Pfeiffer and Tommy Lee Jones
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
12-11-12, 11:00 AM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
My director: George Lucas (he's available)
Stars:
Me- Brad Pitt
Wives- Jessica Alba, Scarlett J, Cloris Leachman, Mila Kunis
Kids- cast of Modern Family
Parents- Gene Wilder and Teri Garr
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
Stars:
Me- Brad Pitt
Wives- Jessica Alba, Scarlett J, Cloris Leachman, Mila Kunis
Kids- cast of Modern Family
Parents- Gene Wilder and Teri Garr
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
12-11-12, 11:19 AM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Director: Chris Nolan
Santa: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Jesus: Anorexic Christian Bale
Elves: CGI copies of Johnny Depp
Osama Bin Laden: Brown Ian McKellen
3 wise men: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Harvey Keitel
Hannukah Harry: Stanley Tucci
Santa: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Jesus: Anorexic Christian Bale
Elves: CGI copies of Johnny Depp
Osama Bin Laden: Brown Ian McKellen
3 wise men: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Harvey Keitel
Hannukah Harry: Stanley Tucci
12-11-12, 12:20 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
DVDTalk's Christmas with the Movie Forum!
Plot: Jules Winfield goes back home with his twenty wives and 2 kids for the holidays. What he finds is Santa Claus and his team of elves raping and pillaging Jules' parents. It's an ambush and SC and his elves kidnap Jules' wives and kids because they're jealous of his gargantuan dick. His mission: Travel to the North Pole and get back his wife and children. But he's going to need help and he contacts the wildest and most depraved invidividuals that he knows: The Movie Forum. With their help, Jules just might have a chance against the hordes of mutant elves, giant mechanical machines, angry polar bears and the horrid wasteland that is the North Pole.
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast:
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Twenty Wives: Monica Belluci, Salma Hayek, Juliana Guill, Young Helen Mirren, Katy Perry, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansen, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Rachel Weisz, Amber Heard, Natalie Portman, etc.
Supermallet: Obi Wan Kenobi
Solid Snake: Steve Buscemi
Hokeyboy: Harvey Korman(with smug look on face during whole movie)
Ash Ketchum: Clint Eastwood
Groucho: Bill Murray
Roc Shemp: The Rock dressed like Shemp from Three Stooges
Killer Cannibal: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Scott1598: Motion Capture performance by orangutan from Every Which Way but Loose
wmlopez: Cheech Marin
Kgrogers1979: Kenny Rogers circa 1979
Dragon Tattoo(first death): Tobey Maguire
Mutant Elves: Deep Roy
Santa Claus: Alan Rickman
Plot: Jules Winfield goes back home with his twenty wives and 2 kids for the holidays. What he finds is Santa Claus and his team of elves raping and pillaging Jules' parents. It's an ambush and SC and his elves kidnap Jules' wives and kids because they're jealous of his gargantuan dick. His mission: Travel to the North Pole and get back his wife and children. But he's going to need help and he contacts the wildest and most depraved invidividuals that he knows: The Movie Forum. With their help, Jules just might have a chance against the hordes of mutant elves, giant mechanical machines, angry polar bears and the horrid wasteland that is the North Pole.
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast:
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Twenty Wives: Monica Belluci, Salma Hayek, Juliana Guill, Young Helen Mirren, Katy Perry, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansen, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Rachel Weisz, Amber Heard, Natalie Portman, etc.
Supermallet: Obi Wan Kenobi
Solid Snake: Steve Buscemi
Hokeyboy: Harvey Korman(with smug look on face during whole movie)
Ash Ketchum: Clint Eastwood
Groucho: Bill Murray
Roc Shemp: The Rock dressed like Shemp from Three Stooges
Killer Cannibal: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Scott1598: Motion Capture performance by orangutan from Every Which Way but Loose
wmlopez: Cheech Marin
Kgrogers1979: Kenny Rogers circa 1979
Dragon Tattoo(first death): Tobey Maguire
Mutant Elves: Deep Roy
Santa Claus: Alan Rickman
Last edited by Jules Winfield; 12-11-12 at 12:52 PM.
12-11-12, 12:21 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Director: Paul T Anderson
Starring: The cast of Boogie Nights
Starring: The cast of Boogie Nights
12-11-12, 12:27 PM
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12-11-12, 12:29 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Cool idea!
Directors: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Me - Bradley Cooper (promise I thought of this before reading your cast)
Wife - Anne Hathaway
Kids - IDGAF. Anyone not too annoying.
Gorgeous Older Cousin - Mila Kunis
Gorgeous Older Cousin 2 - Anna Kendrick
Mom -Marisa Tomei
Dad - George Clooney
Car Repairman (cameo) - Chevy Chase
Convenience store clerk (cameo) - Macauley Caulkin
Good Cop, Bad Cop (cameos): Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern (respectively)
Directors: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Me - Bradley Cooper (promise I thought of this before reading your cast)
Wife - Anne Hathaway
Kids - IDGAF. Anyone not too annoying.
Gorgeous Older Cousin - Mila Kunis
Gorgeous Older Cousin 2 - Anna Kendrick
Mom -Marisa Tomei
Dad - George Clooney
Car Repairman (cameo) - Chevy Chase
Convenience store clerk (cameo) - Macauley Caulkin
Good Cop, Bad Cop (cameos): Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern (respectively)
12-11-12, 12:31 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Stealing a bit from In Living Color here:
Make a Christmas Death Wish
dir: Michael Winner
s: Charles Bronson
Bronsons takes a break from sipping on scotch and eating rare steaks to fulfill the wishes of young, bullied children across America by executing their tormentors.
Nutty Professor I or II?
Make a Christmas Death Wish
dir: Michael Winner
s: Charles Bronson
Bronsons takes a break from sipping on scotch and eating rare steaks to fulfill the wishes of young, bullied children across America by executing their tormentors.
Nutty Professor I or II?
12-11-12, 12:32 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Sadly, given all the violent drunken puking lowlives I'll be sharing this Christmas with, the director would have to be Larry Clark.
12-11-12, 12:40 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Okay, this is obviously not a real movie, but something I wanted to try for fun.
Let's say you're life is going to the subject of Holiday movie (not a Christmas Vacation re-make) where you have a wife and kids and it involves going back home for the holidays. Both you and your wife are busy body working parents, and by the time the movie is over something sappy happens, but so does some hilarity.
We are also obviously not using our real lives as inspiration unless we want to , more of a "if you were in one of these movies, how would you want it " scenarios. Basically, and idealistic version of your life.
My director: Cameron Crowe
Stars:
Me- Bradley Cooper- egotistical choice, I know, but it's my choice, so screw it.
Wife- Jessica Chastain
Kids- who cares?
Parents- Michelle Pfeiffer and Tommy Lee Jones
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
Let's say you're life is going to the subject of Holiday movie (not a Christmas Vacation re-make) where you have a wife and kids and it involves going back home for the holidays. Both you and your wife are busy body working parents, and by the time the movie is over something sappy happens, but so does some hilarity.
We are also obviously not using our real lives as inspiration unless we want to , more of a "if you were in one of these movies, how would you want it " scenarios. Basically, and idealistic version of your life.
My director: Cameron Crowe
Stars:
Me- Bradley Cooper- egotistical choice, I know, but it's my choice, so screw it.
Wife- Jessica Chastain
Kids- who cares?
Parents- Michelle Pfeiffer and Tommy Lee Jones
Please don't follow this model, add as many characters as you wish to your own and have fun!
12-11-12, 12:47 PM
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12-11-12, 08:04 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Note: this is not based on me since I'm not married, but I'll play along anyway:
Director - Alexander Payne
Stars -
Man - Louis C.K.
Wife - Toni Collette
Son - ??? (I'm drawing a blank on male child/teen actors)
Daughter - Morgan Saylor (Dana on "Homeland"), and let's make her goth so she's even more uncomfortable to be around.
Parents - Christopher Walken and Kathy Bates
Other characters - Alan Arkin as C.K.'s uncle or something
Director - Alexander Payne
Stars -
Man - Louis C.K.
Wife - Toni Collette
Son - ??? (I'm drawing a blank on male child/teen actors)
Daughter - Morgan Saylor (Dana on "Homeland"), and let's make her goth so she's even more uncomfortable to be around.
Parents - Christopher Walken and Kathy Bates
Other characters - Alan Arkin as C.K.'s uncle or something
12-11-12, 08:16 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
DVDTalk's Christmas with the Movie Forum!
Plot: Jules Winfield goes back home with his twenty wives and 2 kids for the holidays. What he finds is Santa Claus and his team of elves raping and pillaging Jules' parents. It's an ambush and SC and his elves kidnap Jules' wives and kids because they're jealous of his gargantuan dick. His mission: Travel to the North Pole and get back his wife and children. But he's going to need help and he contacts the wildest and most depraved invidividuals that he knows: The Movie Forum. With their help, Jules just might have a chance against the hordes of mutant elves, giant mechanical machines, angry polar bears and the horrid wasteland that is the North Pole.
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast:
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Twenty Wives: Monica Belluci, Salma Hayek, Juliana Guill, Young Helen Mirren, Katy Perry, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansen, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Rachel Weisz, Amber Heard, Natalie Portman, etc.
Supermallet: Obi Wan Kenobi
Solid Snake: Steve Buscemi
Hokeyboy: Harvey Korman(with smug look on face during whole movie)
Ash Ketchum: Clint Eastwood
Groucho: Bill Murray
Roc Shemp: The Rock dressed like Shemp from Three Stooges
Killer Cannibal: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Scott1598: Motion Capture performance by orangutan from Every Which Way but Loose
wmlopez: Cheech Marin
Kgrogers1979: Kenny Rogers circa 1979
Dragon Tattoo(first death): Tobey Maguire
Mutant Elves: Deep Roy
Santa Claus: Alan Rickman
Plot: Jules Winfield goes back home with his twenty wives and 2 kids for the holidays. What he finds is Santa Claus and his team of elves raping and pillaging Jules' parents. It's an ambush and SC and his elves kidnap Jules' wives and kids because they're jealous of his gargantuan dick. His mission: Travel to the North Pole and get back his wife and children. But he's going to need help and he contacts the wildest and most depraved invidividuals that he knows: The Movie Forum. With their help, Jules just might have a chance against the hordes of mutant elves, giant mechanical machines, angry polar bears and the horrid wasteland that is the North Pole.
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast:
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Twenty Wives: Monica Belluci, Salma Hayek, Juliana Guill, Young Helen Mirren, Katy Perry, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansen, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Rachel Weisz, Amber Heard, Natalie Portman, etc.
Supermallet: Obi Wan Kenobi
Solid Snake: Steve Buscemi
Hokeyboy: Harvey Korman(with smug look on face during whole movie)
Ash Ketchum: Clint Eastwood
Groucho: Bill Murray
Roc Shemp: The Rock dressed like Shemp from Three Stooges
Killer Cannibal: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Scott1598: Motion Capture performance by orangutan from Every Which Way but Loose
wmlopez: Cheech Marin
Kgrogers1979: Kenny Rogers circa 1979
Dragon Tattoo(first death): Tobey Maguire
Mutant Elves: Deep Roy
Santa Claus: Alan Rickman
*GoldenJCJ storms out of the room*
12-11-12, 08:20 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
If this were a Pokemon Christmas movie, I'd automatically be the star. 
12-11-12, 09:07 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Supermallet's Jewish Travesty
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
12-11-12, 09:24 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Supermallet's Jewish Travesty
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Last edited by RocShemp; 12-11-12 at 09:31 PM.
12-11-12, 09:28 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
12-11-12, 09:36 PM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
12-12-12, 11:38 AM
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12-12-12, 11:41 AM
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Supermallet's Jewish Travesty
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
Plot: Supermallet, a devoutly religious Jew, along with his shrew of a wife, is harangued by his parents and disrespected by his kids until he meets an enticing young woman and runs off with her, denouncing not only his, but all religions. Before leaving, he torches the house while his whole family is in it. When burning down the house, he inadvertently incinerates two of Santa's elves, who decide to get revenge on his best friend, Jules Winfield. To be continued...
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Supermallet: David Duchovny
Shrew of a wife: Leslie Mann
Overbearing parents: Harrison Ford and Bette Milder
Disrespectful children: Miley and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis
Jules Winfield: Daniel Day Lewis
With a different director involved, say Brett Ratner, I'd want to see this.