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View Poll Results: Is spideman's bulge of something to be concerned about in "The Amazing Spiderman"?
Very distracting
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I didn't notice
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I noticed but only because I wanted to look and see for myself
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Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?

   
Old 07-06-12, 10:17 PM
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Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Sometimes a bulge, or in other cases a blue cock can be distracting while I watch my comic book movie.

Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?

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Eww, that's not webbing!
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Originally Posted by andy434343

Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?
I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.
I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Originally Posted by andy434343
I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......
Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.
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The front is distracting but so is the back.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/reaso...tter-spiderman
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Old 07-06-12, 11:39 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Originally Posted by brianluvdvd
Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.
Your advice is greatly appreciated, thank you.

Did you vote yet?
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
I voted "I didn't notice" without seeing the movie because I don't stare at crotches.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07-07-12, 12:36 PM
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So i guess I should be ok.....thanks to everyone except brianluvdvd (I think deep down he might be a closeted bulge gazer)
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What a strange thread, even for DVD Talk...
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was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.
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Old 07-07-12, 04:04 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
I would use the word hypnotizing, not distracting.
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No, what a stupid question.
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Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
He's a mild mannered reporter for The Global Planet where he gaydates Luis Lane, the rakish young Bolivian photographerist.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Dumbest question about a movie ever.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.
he just yells out "Crotch!"
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I can't wait for when The Dark Knight Rises comes out so that we can compare superhero crotches.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
by looking at the bulge, can you see what religion spidey is?
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
As a straight, happily married, white, Republican, Christian, who doesn't like to talk about what I do when I jog in the evening - I find Spidey's bulge very distracting and offensive.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
Sounds like an old Jewish guy...Murray Spiderman, attorney-at-law.
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