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View Full Version : Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?


andy434343
07-06-12, 11:17 PM
Sometimes a bulge, or in other cases a blue cock can be distracting while I watch my comic book movie.

Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?

Please vote....

The Bus
07-06-12, 11:38 PM
Pics?

Giantrobo
07-06-12, 11:41 PM
nope

Charlie Goose
07-06-12, 11:42 PM
Eww, that's not webbing!

Spiderbite
07-06-12, 11:59 PM
Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?



I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.

andy434343
07-07-12, 12:22 AM
I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.

I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......

Spiderbite
07-07-12, 12:26 AM
I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......

Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.

riley_dude
07-07-12, 12:31 AM
The front is distracting but so is the back.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/reasons-why-andrew-garfield-is-a-better-spiderman

andy434343
07-07-12, 12:39 AM
Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.

Your advice is greatly appreciated, thank you.

Did you vote yet?

TomOpus
07-07-12, 02:21 AM
I voted "I didn't notice" without seeing the movie because I don't stare at crotches.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

andy434343
07-07-12, 01:36 PM
So i guess I should be ok.....thanks to everyone except brianluvdvd (I think deep down he might be a closeted bulge gazer)

The Valeyard
07-07-12, 01:45 PM
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/Andrew_Rubio/Forum%20Pix/0b478b3d.jpg

Anubis2005X
07-07-12, 03:49 PM
What a strange thread, even for DVD Talk...

Solid Snake
07-07-12, 03:51 PM
was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.

Jules Winfield
07-07-12, 05:04 PM
I would use the word hypnotizing, not distracting.

fumanstan
07-07-12, 07:27 PM
No, what a stupid question.

RocShemp
07-07-12, 07:39 PM
Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?

The Bus
07-08-12, 06:46 AM
Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?

He's a mild mannered reporter for <i>The Global Planet</i> where he gaydates Luis Lane, the rakish young Bolivian photographerist.

whotony
07-08-12, 09:45 AM
Dumbest question about a movie ever.

mdc3000
07-08-12, 10:05 AM
was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.

he just yells out "Crotch!"

Solid Snake
07-08-12, 11:17 AM
Ah.

Jules Winfield
07-08-12, 02:55 PM
I can't wait for when The Dark Knight Rises comes out so that we can compare superhero crotches.

IstvanTheHun
07-08-12, 04:10 PM
by looking at the bulge, can you see what religion spidey is?

Troy Stiffler
07-08-12, 04:13 PM
As a straight, happily married, white, Republican, Christian, who doesn't like to talk about what I do when I jog in the evening - I find Spidey's bulge very distracting and offensive.

EdTheRipper
07-08-12, 04:24 PM
Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?

Sounds like an old Jewish guy...Murray Spiderman, attorney-at-law.

andy434343
07-08-12, 06:51 PM
As a straight, happily married, white, Republican, Christian, who doesn't like to talk about what I do when I jog in the evening - I find Spidey's bulge very distracting and offensive.

I will probably need to stay away from "the man of steel" too.....because there is no way in hell that superman's bulge will be less epic than spiderman's.

Batman's bulge has never concerned me. Maybe the black costume hides it, because I never noticed anything. I would assume he has some Kevlar cup surrounding his manhood to prevent bad shit happening. There is probably no zipper either, so he would need to take his pants off when he goes to the bathroom, even if it is just to take a piss. Maybe that's why Bruce Wayne will get drunk, but not batman.

Nick Martin
07-08-12, 07:06 PM
Whether it is distracting or not probably has to do with if it gets a 'rise' out of you or not.

If it does get a rise out of you and causes you to spill your drink, you can call up Murray Spiderman and his firm will sue the pants off the theater.

andy434343
07-08-12, 11:50 PM
I should sue a few establishments and just live like a pimp.

This could be my purpose.