Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

[Jules Winfield]

*Jules hangs up a pinata and puts a bottle of tequila on a table.*

[TomOpus]

I prefer Cinco de Miracle Whip :p

[PopcornTreeCt]

Happy Alcoholiday!

[Jules Winfield]

I prefer Cinco de Miracle Whip :p

*Jules smashes the botle of tequila on TomOpus's head for making a corny joke then does the Cucaracha on his unconscious body.*

[Dr Mabuse]

Battalla de Puebla!

[TomOpus]

Save the tequila!

[edstein]

:clap: :toast: :clap:

[KillerCannibal]

Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.

[crazyronin]

And Happy Supposed Mexican Holiday That's Celebrated By More Americans Than Mexicans Day to you too.

now, good day sir!

[PopcornTreeCt]

And Happy Supposed Mexican Holiday That's Celebrated By More Americans Than Mexicans Day to you too.

now, good day sir!

White people be so crazy.

[movie diva]

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[DVD Polizei]

I'm holding out for Cinco de Groucho.

[cungar]

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imagesamericans-thing-cinco-de-mayo.jpg

[starman9000]

I celebrated Cinco de Moe's today and got a delicious burrito and free T-shirt for my troubles. :p

[Thor Simpson]

Why would you drink a fifth of mayonnaise?

[DVD Polizei]

Because we're the 20%, Gringo.

[GizmoDVD]

Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.

Bingo!

Roads in SoCal were empty a few minutes ago. Probably all getting drunk.

[The Bus]

Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.

Yes, because those are the ones celebrating. It's not an excuse for white people to drink. <i>At all</i>.

[mcfly]

Yes, because those are the ones celebrating. It's not an excuse for white people to drink. <i>At all</i>.Well, they are the ones celebrating. They're just not the only ones.

Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get together with your buddies and get smashed.

[Mrs. Danger]

Fewer drunks on the road, actually. They drink more than usual, and can't find their cars before they pass out entirely.

The drunks are on the road today.

Going to church, before all the alcohol is out of their system.