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MoviePage
04-30-12, 01:31 AM
Dentist Pulls All Ex's Teeth Out (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html)
Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.

A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.

Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.

So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.

"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

He was wrong.

"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."

tasha99
04-30-12, 03:22 AM
Huh. Well, I think she will lose her license and her ex will become a millionaire.

DVD Polizei
04-30-12, 03:25 AM
"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

I wanna hear him say this in court. Hehe. Without his dentures.

DirkUSA
04-30-12, 06:08 AM
?...... and her ex will become a millionaire.

Not if this happened in England.

Pistol Pete
04-30-12, 06:33 AM
She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt.
WTF? She needs to go away for much longer than that.

Many women I know would consider 3 years a fair price to pay for fucking up an ex.

wishbone
04-30-12, 07:44 AM
After picture of the ex-boyfriend...http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7097/42273616.jpg

majorjoe23
04-30-12, 07:44 AM
I don't buy this story. A British dentist?

Randy Miller III
04-30-12, 07:46 AM
Perhaps his new look is an improvement?

Mrs. Danger
04-30-12, 08:24 AM
I thought pulling all the teeth was pretty standard for British dentists. Preventative medicine.

DVD Polizei
04-30-12, 08:41 AM
After picture of the ex-boyfriend...http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7097/42273616.jpg

:lol:

DVD Polizei
04-30-12, 08:42 AM
I thought pulling all the teeth was pretty standard for British dentists. Preventative medicine.

Yeah, but NOT THE CROOKED TEETH!

Rockmjd23
04-30-12, 09:10 AM
People from Britain have bad teeth.

Heat
04-30-12, 09:52 PM
She did fix his toothache.

Solid Snake
04-30-12, 10:58 PM
Googled the dentist..all I could find was this...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7hngJjEJ1qdg96zo1_500.jpg

PopcornTreeCt
04-30-12, 11:08 PM
Dentists nearly always work with hygienists, I find it odd she was doing this all by herself.

grundle
04-30-12, 11:30 PM
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mndtrp
05-02-12, 10:19 PM
Wow, 3 years is all? I kind of thought it would be a bit longer than that.

cungar
05-02-12, 11:04 PM
I don't buy this story. A British dentist?

http://limdongcheol.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/shane_mcgowan_teeth.jpg?w=300&h=297

Mrs. Danger
05-03-12, 09:48 AM
Dentists nearly always work with hygienists, I find it odd she was doing this all by herself.

Maybe he cheated on the hygienist, too.

twikoff
05-03-12, 10:04 AM
i just want to know what she called him


"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

butthead?

Mrs. Danger
05-03-12, 10:53 AM
blithering meathead?

bad partner in bed?

buggering cad?

TomOpus
05-03-12, 11:01 AM
i just want to know what she called himI assumed it was "bastard."

twikoff
05-03-12, 11:03 AM
I assumed it was "bastard."

ah yea, thats probably it

Lord Zarak
05-10-12, 12:41 PM
I can't believe the Internet would lie to us.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vengeful-teeth-pulling-dentist-story-deemed-hoax-152703370.html

starman9000
05-10-12, 01:34 PM
Yeah. :(

MSNBC reported today, May 9, that the dentist accused of drugging up her boyfriend and pulling his teeth out doesn't exist.

wishbone
05-10-12, 01:50 PM
So it was the story that didn't have any teeth? :confused:

ben12
05-10-12, 02:13 PM
Kudos to MSNBC contributor Erin Tennant for chipping away at the story and getting to the tooth of the matter!

DirkUSA
05-10-12, 02:18 PM
Does this mean there is no tooth fairy at all?

MoviePage
05-10-12, 02:29 PM
Thanks for filling us in. As the OP of this thread, I feel that there's now a cavity in my story-sharing credibility, but I also realize that cleaning the internet of falsehoods and extracting the <strike>tooth</strike> truth of the matter is the most important thing. I've certainly gained some wisdom from this experience, and rather than letting my sense of pride decay, I shall brush aside all feelings that this thread is a wash and use this experience to bridge the gap on my path to crowning glory as an Otter poster.

...Molar.

Tarantino
05-11-12, 10:26 AM
British people have bad teeth.

emanon
05-11-12, 10:29 AM
Nice post, MoviePage. You deserve a plaque or something.