Any Otterlike suggestions for fun little pranks will be duly considered.
What say the Otters? :D
TomOpus
04-27-12, 08:44 AM
Pee in their buttress?
d2cheer
04-27-12, 08:53 AM
You could ask how they picked the name Morons for their church. It kind of makes them sound stupid...
arminius
04-27-12, 08:54 AM
Why not tour a Morwomen temple instead?
Groucho
04-27-12, 09:00 AM
Ask to see the room where they do child sacrifices.
RocShemp
04-27-12, 09:02 AM
Any Otterlike suggestions for fun little pranks will be duly considered.
What say the Otters? :D
*hands Vibs a burlap sack* If you find Lindsey Stirling in that temple, would you be a dear, put her in this sack, and mail her to me? I'll be sure to compensate you for the shipping charges. :D
Randy Miller III
04-27-12, 09:04 AM
Ask to try on the magic underpants!
Kittydreamer
04-27-12, 10:01 AM
Heh....ask them to see the room where newly married couples have sex in front of the preacher so he can make sure they've consummated their marriage.
TomOpus
04-27-12, 10:56 AM
Is this the one over here in MO on I-435 that I asked you about?
The Cow
04-27-12, 11:03 AM
If you go, you'll catch teh religion.
Mrs. Danger
04-27-12, 11:11 AM
Be sure you carry a geo-location device with you, so that, if you get abducted, we can rescue you before you're brainwashed.
Otherwise, just slip some gay porn in the hymnals.
logrus9
04-27-12, 11:21 AM
Can you get me a keychain?
Jules Winfield
04-27-12, 12:08 PM
Holy shit! A Mormon LSD temple? Can I come trip balls with you?
RocShemp
04-27-12, 12:12 PM
^ And with that mention of balls, mhg83 is summoned to this thread.
Vibiana
04-27-12, 12:21 PM
If you go, you'll catch teh religion.
Thank you, I've already recovered from the splinter of it that I grew up in. :lol:
And yup, TomOpus ... 435 and 35 up near Pleasant Valley, MO.
RocShemp
04-27-12, 12:25 PM
The Cow's just afraid you might relapse.
TomOpus
04-27-12, 12:37 PM
And yup, TomOpus ... 435 and 35 up near Pleasant Valley, MO.I'd ask you to sneak me in but I have plans.
Can you pick up a shot glass? It's for a friend.
Vibiana
04-27-12, 12:56 PM
I'd ask you to sneak me in but I have plans.
Can you pick up a shot glass? It's for a friend.
Keep messing with me and I'll give the elders your phone number and address so they can bring you a free Book of Mormon. :D
TomOpus
04-27-12, 01:02 PM
Keep messing with me and I'll give the elders your phone number and address so they can bring you a free Book of Mormon. :DIf you mean free tickets to the play Book of Mormon, I'm in :)
Anubis2005X
04-27-12, 01:22 PM
No mention of us baptizing skeletons? Disappoint...
Brian Shannon
04-27-12, 01:25 PM
Ask where they keep L Ron Hubbard and if it is next to their years worth of food?
Rockmjd23
04-27-12, 01:46 PM
Hey can we do blacks next? I got some really funny ones.
Mordred
04-27-12, 01:54 PM
They let non-members into the temple?
B.A.
04-27-12, 02:01 PM
Is this the last temple they will build before the end of days?
Noonan
04-27-12, 02:03 PM
You could do something super wacky and respect their beliefs. Although, that may be stretching it for you.
TomOpus
04-27-12, 02:05 PM
They let non-members into the temple?I know when they built the big-ass temple in San Diego, they had one (1) day that non-members could tour it. After that, members-only (not the jacket).
Rockmjd23
04-27-12, 02:08 PM
IIRC, Vibiana was once a member of an LDS church or maybe I'm getting my forum LGBT members mixed up ;)
TomOpus
04-27-12, 02:12 PM
I know when they built the big-ass temple in San Diego, they had one (1) day that non-members could tour it. After that, members-only (not the jacket).
Okay, found this...
Public Open House
You are cordially invited to attend an open house of the Kansas City Missouri Temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from Saturday, April 7, through Saturday, April 28, 2012 (excluding Sundays).
RocShemp
04-27-12, 02:15 PM
You could do something super wacky and respect their beliefs. Although, that may be stretching it for you.
Which is why I once again bring up my suggestion (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/11208210-post6.html). It doesn't disrespect the Mormon faith and it can still be viewed as a "prank". :D
Numanoid
04-27-12, 03:26 PM
Hey can we do blacks next? I got some really funny ones.Blacks were prohibited from the priesthood and participation in temple ceremonies in the Mormon church until 1978. True story.
Rockmjd23
04-27-12, 03:33 PM
In my opinion, anyone of any background should be allowed to become a priest!
That is magic underwear, it flips the picture when you paste it on a forum.
crazyronin
04-29-12, 07:12 AM
Missouri rescinded the Mormon Extermination Order? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44)? Who knew?
history they don't teach in school
Vibiana
04-29-12, 01:57 PM
It was interesting. We probably saw about 1/8 of the building, though. :lol: Makes you wonder ...
And money. Lots and lots of money went into that place. My certainty that the LDS Church is basically a corporation in church drag has been further bolstered. :)
Plus, the tour guides (a missionary senior couple) got really edgy when one of my group asked if the angel on top of the temple represented Moroni. :D I was also amused that the ten-minute film history of temples noted that the Mormon temples in Kirtland, OH and Nauvoo, IL were "abandoned" ... um, no, they're owned by the Community of Christ (a Mormon splinter group) after a protracted court battle. :lol:
Don't worry, I behaved myself. The mishies got one of my friends, though. I think she's going to get a free Book of Mormon and a pain in the ass for months to come.
Artman
04-29-12, 02:03 PM
Anyone know why it is they don't display crosses?
Edit: Just looked it up, Christ's death isn't sufficient enough.
Nick Danger
04-29-12, 02:06 PM
It's not a big deal. I got my Book of Mormon, and 2-3 visits from earnest young people. I've found that Mormon missionaries are polite and leave as soon as I say, "No, thank you."
Supermallet
04-29-12, 02:08 PM
And money. Lots and lots of money went into that place. My certainty that the LDS Church is basically a corporation in church drag has been further bolstered. :)
You could make the same argument about a lot of religious denominations.
TomOpus
04-29-12, 02:15 PM
Plus, the tour guides (a missionary senior couple) got really edgy when one of my group asked if the angel on top of the temple represented Moroni. :D Shoot, this just reminded me of a question you could've asked. The angel always looks so clean and shiny. How does it get cleaned? I wondered this when they built the one in San Diego too.
The Bus
04-29-12, 03:35 PM
Plus, the tour guides (a missionary senior couple) got really edgy when one of my group asked if the angel on top of the temple represented Moroni.
It was interesting. We probably saw about 1/8 of the building, though. :lol: Makes you wonder ...
And money. Lots and lots of money went into that place. My certainty that the LDS Church is basically a corporation in church drag has been further bolstered. :)
Plus, the tour guides (a missionary senior couple) got really edgy when one of my group asked if the angel on top of the temple represented Moroni. :D I was also amused that the ten-minute film history of temples noted that the Mormon temples in Kirtland, OH and Nauvoo, IL were "abandoned" ... um, no, they're owned by the Community of Christ (a Mormon splinter group) after a protracted court battle. :lol:
Don't worry, I behaved myself. The mishies got one of my friends, though. I think she's going to get a free Book of Mormon and a pain in the ass for months to come.
The Kirtland temple is owned by the Community of Christ, but the Nauvoo temple is owned and operated by the Utah LDS Church. the original Nauvoo temple was nearly destroyed by fire. What was left was eventually demolished and the stones used in other construction. In the ensuing years, the LDS church repurchased the site in pieces until it owns the entire original block, and rebuilt the temple on the same footprint, and made the outside a near replica of the original.
Vibiana
04-30-12, 07:24 AM
The Kirtland temple is owned by the Community of Christ, but the Nauvoo temple is owned and operated by the Utah LDS Church. the original Nauvoo temple was nearly destroyed by fire. What was left was eventually demolished and the stones used in other construction. In the ensuing years, the LDS church repurchased the site in pieces until it owns the entire original block, and rebuilt the temple on the same footprint, and made the outside a near replica of the original.
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