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PenguinJoe
04-25-12, 09:15 PM
Makes me wanna buy it.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

My Other Self
04-25-12, 09:17 PM
The guy with the trains and imitation crab meat is still my favorite, but this one is hilarious.

Groucho
04-25-12, 09:26 PM
Amazing.

Supermallet
04-25-12, 09:36 PM
That's pretty great.

Cardsfan111
04-25-12, 09:51 PM
Nicely done. :up:

cungar
04-25-12, 10:12 PM
The guy with the trains and imitation crab meat is still my favorite, but this one is hilarious.

Same guy

Solid Snake
04-25-12, 10:30 PM
I want to buy that car cuz of that ad. Also....trains and crab meat? Link?

Groucho
04-25-12, 10:32 PM
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8518/mutualmasturbationmodel.jpg

Solid Snake
04-25-12, 10:39 PM
wtf is a Jo and wtf does it mean that it's on HO scale?

Cusm
04-25-12, 10:46 PM
Jack off; HO is a scale of model trains.

cungar
04-25-12, 10:57 PM
I still can't get over the guy claiming he's 48. He looks like 65.

mhg83
04-25-12, 11:07 PM
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8518/mutualmasturbationmodel.jpg

Damn it's like looking into my future :eek:

Supermallet
04-25-12, 11:24 PM
By which you mean Thursday.

foxdvd
04-25-12, 11:32 PM
By which you mean Thursday.
lo,l

cliffzig
04-26-12, 08:57 AM
Posting was flagged and I missed it. Boo!

The Bus
04-26-12, 09:26 AM
This is why you cut and paste stuff.

Useless thread. Bravo!

RunBandoRun
04-26-12, 09:48 AM
Blown head gasket and all, I wanna buy this car just so I can drive it off a cliff with every woman in the world piled into it, like "Thelma and Louise." :D

glassdragon
04-26-12, 09:58 AM
Here is what it was

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/glsdragon/craigs_list_Pontiac-Grand-Am.jpg

Took a minute to find it.

twikoff
04-26-12, 10:00 AM
yea.. i love how he slipped the blown head gasket into the description

d2cheer
04-26-12, 10:00 AM
All women since the dawn of 1995??? That only makes them 17 and NOT women!! Could be looking for trouble there. :eek:

maxfisher
04-26-12, 10:02 AM
Posting was flagged and I missed it. Boo!

http://cupofzup.com/for-sale-jesus-tap-dancing-christ-aka-1995-pontiac-gand-am-gt/

TomOpus
04-26-12, 10:02 AM
Posting was flagged and I missed it. Boo!Maybe it was unflagged because I can see it.

rexinnih
04-26-12, 01:06 PM
Ah, a fellow dweller of Snohomish County, WA. If I ever sell my car, I'll ask him for a write up.

Mabuse
04-26-12, 01:22 PM
I was selling a 2002 Ford Crown Victoria on Craigslist and I wrote a "funny description" that quoted the Blues Brothers. All the stuff about it having "cop shocks, cop motor, etc". Despite how "hip" the Craigslist crowd is supposed to be I don't think anybody got the joke. After re-listing it three times with the Blues Brothers jokes I took the jokes out and the car sold in 2 days. The jokes scared buyers off.

Then again this guy is selling a 15 year old car for $700

mhg83
01-02-13, 07:20 PM
found this funny for some reason:

Is it time to take down the tree yet? - m4m - 45

Do you have your Xmas tree still up? Do you need help taking it down or wrapping decorations and putting them away?

I can help you with all of that while I'm Naked.

Maybe you need to put things away that require a ladder, I can help with that as well.

If your interested, tell me where your located and what you need done.

DVD Polizei
01-02-13, 08:02 PM
I was selling a 2002 Ford Crown Victoria on Craigslist and I wrote a "funny description" that quoted the Blues Brothers. All the stuff about it having "cop shocks, cop motor, etc". Despite how "hip" the Craigslist crowd is supposed to be I don't think anybody got the joke. After re-listing it three times with the Blues Brothers jokes I took the jokes out and the car sold in 2 days. The jokes scared buyers off.

Then again this guy is selling a 15 year old car for $700

Most of the Hipsters on CL don't even know who The Blues Brothers were, and think Belushi is an exotic raw fish entree.

Mabuse
01-03-13, 01:47 PM
found this funny for some reason:

Is it time to take down the tree yet? - m4m - 45

Do you have your Xmas tree still up? Do you need help taking it down or wrapping decorations and putting them away?

I can help you with all of that while I'm Naked.

Maybe you need to put things away that require a ladder, I can help with that as well.

If your interested, tell me where your located and what you need done.

Quit spamming your christmas un-decorating service.

madcougar
01-04-13, 10:15 AM
:lol:

Abob Teff
01-13-13, 02:54 AM
Going back to the train thing in Philly ... was that Andy Reid inthe picture?!