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Jules Winfield
04-25-12, 11:46 AM
Sooner or later, all of us will not be here at the other forum. It's just inevitable. But that doesn't mean that we can't impart our knowledge to future generations. No one cares about the Other Forum outside of the people that post here so I figured we needed a thread to let future Other Forum members know what we were like. Keyser Soze left and no one knows who the hell he is anymore. Let's not let that happen to us. Post your thoughts, pictures or threats here for future members.

Jules Winfield
04-25-12, 11:51 AM
The majority of us agreed that if you stick your penis into someone for at least ten seconds, you are not a virgin.

Jules Winfield
04-25-12, 11:57 AM
Pizza Hut is the winner of an official poll for Best pizza chain. We all agree that you're assholes if you don't like Pizza Hut.

Jules Winfield
04-25-12, 11:58 AM
Bando-Cyborg, you are still stupid.

TGM
04-25-12, 12:21 PM
Officer Murdoch was single handedly responsible for more deaths than the Bubonic plague.

Supermallet
04-25-12, 12:23 PM
When in doubt, pee in her butt.

TGM
04-25-12, 12:24 PM
VMS Alarms is a scam.

logrus9
04-25-12, 12:24 PM
I found Other due to Keyser Soze and SotS. It's too bad, he was a funny guy on the forum.

DirkUSA
04-25-12, 12:25 PM
When in doubt, pee in her butt.

Or "his" butt if you picked "her" up at the train station!

Supermallet
04-25-12, 12:38 PM
Also, before you brag about your girlfriend, make sure she's not Don Cheadle in drag.

Cusm
04-25-12, 12:55 PM
The best electronics are always found in a dumpster.

DirkUSA
04-25-12, 12:57 PM
The best electronics are always found in a dumpster.

Behind Walmart!

d2cheer
04-25-12, 01:04 PM
It is always a good idea to ask for advice here.

RunBandoRun
04-25-12, 01:04 PM
No matter what he might tell you during filthy little weekends with his hot cyber-breath against your virtual cheek, Bando is NEVER going to leave his wife for you. NEVER. And you and Bandosprog will be condemned to live in the cyber-projects forever. :sad:

RunBandoRun
04-25-12, 01:05 PM
It is always a good idea to ask for advice here.

... even more so if you plan to do what you originally planned to do anyway and are only seeking validation. :)

d2cheer
04-25-12, 01:07 PM
... even more so if you plan to do what you originally planned to do anyway and are only seeking validation. :)

:lol: exactly!!

Bandoman
04-25-12, 01:11 PM
The Other Forum wasn't always the way it is as you read it, Future Otter. The Other Forum used to be a happy, fun place where everyone got along and had fun. We laughed and cried together. We were the village raising each other's children. We were the best society had to offer (and we all had 6 figure salaries, and all Other Forum men have huge penises.)

d2cheer
04-25-12, 01:16 PM
The Other Forum wasn't always the way it is as you read it, Future Otter. The Other Forum used to be a happy, fun place where everyone got along and had fun. We laughed and cried together. We were the village raising each other's children. We were the best society had to offer (and we all had 6 figure salaries, and all Other Forum men have huge penises and date supermodels or have smokin hot trophey wives.)

:gah: at least get it right.

TGM
04-25-12, 01:17 PM
always ask for pain meds by name.

Dr Mabuse
04-25-12, 01:18 PM
Del Monte is... not good. Nope, not good at all.

They kill pandas.

RunBandoRun
04-25-12, 01:19 PM
always ask for pain meds by name.

And please, please go the ER with no insurance and 10/10 pain when TGM is working. :D

Numanoid
04-25-12, 01:36 PM
Always take the lump sum.

arminius
04-25-12, 02:18 PM
1 ?
2 ?
3 Profit

Cusm
04-25-12, 02:18 PM
There are enema stations located for your convienece, all throughout Otterville.



All the top street racers share a bunk bed with their brother.

starman9000
04-25-12, 02:21 PM
You can poke in the ends of a saran wrap box to keep the roll from coming out when you tear a sheet off.

Meglos
04-25-12, 02:27 PM
Backwash from a lead singer's mouth is refreshing.

TomOpus
04-25-12, 02:33 PM
Two words: Penis chair

The Valeyard
04-25-12, 02:49 PM
Superboy needs to look into the mirror.

SkullOrchard
04-25-12, 03:03 PM
Tits and boobs are the same thing.

whotony
04-25-12, 03:09 PM
Jules Winfield always has brilliant ideas for thread topics.

Jon2
04-25-12, 03:19 PM
In ten years there won't be a DVDtalk, so you need to have a life by then.

The Cow
04-25-12, 03:29 PM
In ten years there won't be a DVDtalk, so you need to have a life by then.
It will be archived into whatever the waybackmachine is at that time. And this thread isn't for us, it's for the future dorks.

The Bus
04-25-12, 03:44 PM
Seal, the singer, does not approve of some threads.

The Bus
04-25-12, 03:45 PM
Pizza Hut is the winner of an official poll for Best pizza chain. We all agree that you're assholes if you don't like Pizza Hut.

<b><a href="http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/600939-best-pizza-chain.html">FALSE</a>.</b>

The winner is actually "Other" which means we are our own best pizza chain.

TomOpus
04-25-12, 04:02 PM
The winner is actually "Other" which means we are our own best pizza chain. All we serve is sausage pizza with a dash of anchovy and heavy on the cheese?

Jules Winfield
04-25-12, 04:47 PM
<b><a href="http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/600939-best-pizza-chain.html">FALSE</a>.</b>

The winner is actually "Other" which means we are our own best pizza chain.

Look, you smartass, it says Other(please specify). So, that means three goes to Suprmallet, two votes for Bando, a vote for me, yada, yada. We split the votes between all of us. We may be great at putting pee in butts but Pizza Hut owns our collective asses in pizza.

Groucho
04-25-12, 05:28 PM
Attention Otter of the Future: the invention of time travel and the current Tuna Club Shortage you are now experiencing are not coincidental. I repeat, they are NOT coincidental!

Duh Vuh Duh
04-25-12, 05:41 PM
If a girl you are hooking up with won't leave her boyfriend and her clam tastes like honey, always, always, buy her a laptop!

mosquitobite
04-25-12, 05:52 PM
always alternate between ice and heat, and don't fall asleep while alternating.

Minor Threat
04-25-12, 06:02 PM
Under NO circumstances should Asian cuisine be considered or outright called "chinky-chow".....

argh923
04-25-12, 06:15 PM
Stay away from all bathhouses and train stations.

Hokeyboy
04-25-12, 06:45 PM
Blockbuster rents the UNRATED version of Caligula as well as many titles that could easily be considered softcore pornography.

Dr Mabuse
04-25-12, 08:37 PM
Stealthily moving a thread to video game talk and disguising it with a clever title to get a certain poster back in it, will work like a fucking charm!

Bronkster
04-25-12, 11:17 PM
Future Otter: Your random photochop threads will never compare to the old ones. But feel free to try.

My Other Self
04-25-12, 11:21 PM
An Incredible Hulk penis can be easily photochopped in to any picture for hilarity.

Th0r S1mpson
04-25-12, 11:30 PM
If you are reading this message, 13+ years of your life are at stake.

Run away and never come back.

After just a few more threads.

Hadrian7
04-26-12, 12:23 AM
If you need to do any type of transaction at all, always do it at a bank where there are plenty of cameras around.

Hadrian7
04-26-12, 12:29 AM
Also remember that not only can you always get unlimited icee refills at Target, you can also get free soda at McDonalds by just calling it water. Nothing bad will happen and you won't ever get in trouble.

RunBandoRun
04-26-12, 07:31 AM
If you need to do any type of transaction at all, always do it at a bank where there are plenty of cameras around.

But if they charge you a fee because you don't have an account there, raise hell and set a brick under it. :D

Minor Threat
04-26-12, 07:58 AM
Only one person can shill this sight with links for porn and alcohol.....

RocShemp
04-26-12, 08:35 AM
X, the cybernetic admin that rules you all with an iron fist, was once a man! A maaaaan!!

Kittydreamer
04-26-12, 08:09 PM
ooh, maybe they'll bring back Otter elections :D

The Cow
04-26-12, 08:19 PM
People purchased music and movies on discs that they owned. Movies were in 2-D. And there was a Book Forum.

TomOpus
04-26-12, 08:19 PM
Anyone have the Otterville map they can post?

Screwadu
04-26-12, 08:23 PM
Your new Islamic overlords killed us and fucked us up to six hours later.

The Cow
04-26-12, 08:26 PM
Anyone have the Otterville map they can post?

1800s version:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OTTERVILLE1800s.jpg


2000s version:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OtterMap-1.jpg

The Cow
04-26-12, 08:27 PM
A little later in pieces:


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OtterVilleEast.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OtterVilleUpper-1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OttervilleCenter.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g316/PurpleLava/OtterVilleWest.jpg

TomOpus
04-26-12, 08:37 PM
Awesome. Thanks!

RocShemp
04-26-12, 09:43 PM
Holy fuck! If those maps are accurate, I'm homeless! :sad:

My Other Self
04-26-12, 09:48 PM
Holy fuck! If those maps are accurate, I'm homeless! :sad:We can share an old refrigerator box.

Cusm
04-26-12, 09:54 PM
Well we could split Danol's dumpster.

My Other Self
04-26-12, 09:56 PM
Well we could split Danol's dumpster.I'm not sleeping next to a corpse.

Numanoid
04-26-12, 10:15 PM
Holy fuck! If those maps are accurate, I'm homeless! :sad:Yeah, it's funny. Like you, I've never made it on to any map, yet I've been here over a decade and have outlasted 80% of the people who did make it.

TomOpus
04-26-12, 10:22 PM
I believe at the time he started it, View asked if people wanted a spot on the map. I know on the first map I had a regular spot then asked to have it upgraded to a haunted house so it became my Spook House.

Hadrian7
04-26-12, 10:26 PM
Wow, you people are old.

RunBandoRun
04-27-12, 08:32 AM
I'm all off by my lonesome? :(

Jules Winfield
04-27-12, 12:02 PM
Never seen the 1800's version before. That's pretty funny. :lol: And of course, the regular map has grown since my reign.:)

P.S.-Rocshemp and mcfly, you can stay in the dumpster but it's near my ho house and we are constantly dumping used condoms, worn down dildos and shaved pubes. Feel free though.

Jules Winfield
04-27-12, 12:04 PM
Yeah, it's funny. Like you, I've never made it on to any map, yet I've been here over a decade and have outlasted 80% of the people who did make it.

I think we need an update. With a graveyard and headstones for all the people who are not here anymore.

RocShemp
04-27-12, 12:09 PM
I'm all off by my lonesome? :(

Can I rent one of your rooms? Cos I'm homeless (and would rather live nowhere near Jules "might actually be Bandohurt" Winfield). mcfly and Numanoid need a place to stay as well. Cusm seems content to fuck Danol's corpse.

Jules Winfield
04-27-12, 12:13 PM
Future Otters, please build a statue in my honor and make a separate statue 10 feet tall, right next to me, that is of my penis. This will be of course anatomically correct. Thank you.

RocShemp
04-27-12, 12:17 PM
Future Otters, please build a statue in my honor and make a separate statue 10 feet tall, right next to me, that is of my penis. This will be of course anatomically correct. Thank you.

Wait. You kept you penis after...? *makes a scissoring gesture* Snip snip?

RunBandoRun
04-27-12, 12:20 PM
Can I rent one of your rooms? Cos I'm homeless (and would rather live nowhere near Jules "might actually be Banhurt" Winfield). mcfly and Numanoid need a place to stay as well. Cusm seems content to fuck Danol's corpse.

Yes. I'm off to Walmart to buy some more Scooby Doo bed sheets for the bunch of you. :D

RocShemp
04-27-12, 12:23 PM
Yes. I'm off to Walmart to buy some more Scooby Doo bed sheets for the bunch of you. :D

:banana:

Make mine Velma? I love her. :blush:

Quake1028
04-27-12, 02:07 PM
das Monkey :(
RyoHazuki :(
hotaru_san :(
Y2K Falcon :(

Hokeyboy
04-27-12, 02:18 PM
das Monkey :(
RyoHazuki :mad:
hotaru_san :(
Y2K Falcon :(
Fixed

d2cheer
04-27-12, 02:25 PM
Yeah, it's funny. Like you, I've never made it on to any map, yet I've been here over a decade and have outlasted 80% of the people who did make it.

Same here been here since 1999, I was a little tentative about Otter in my early years here... but I would take a spot next to a bar if there is one on there! :toast:

Sean O'Hara
04-27-12, 02:34 PM
Clean anus tastes best.

Rockmjd23
04-27-12, 02:54 PM
What was that thread where people determined what generation they were?

wishbone
04-27-12, 03:14 PM
What was that thread where people determined what generation they were?This one (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/187640-other-family-tree.html)?

Rockmjd23
04-27-12, 03:20 PM
yeahhhh. only goes up to 2005

Numanoid
04-28-12, 06:19 PM
This one (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/187640-other-family-tree.html)?I didn't even make that fucking list! :mad:

RocShemp
04-28-12, 07:02 PM
I didn't even make that fucking list! :mad:

Me neither. :sad:

crazyronin
04-28-12, 07:43 PM
Two words:

<marquee>BORON COWPUNCH</marquee>

NORML54601
04-28-12, 07:59 PM
I believe at the time he started it, View asked if people wanted a spot on the map. I know on the first map I had a regular spot then asked to have it upgraded to a haunted house so it became my Spook House.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101105072245/macaronipedia/images/0/06/Thats_racist.gif

RagingBull80
04-28-12, 08:00 PM
Like Numanoid, mcfly and RocShemp, I too need a place to live.

Kittydreamer
04-29-12, 12:20 AM
I'm all off by my lonesome? :(

:banana::banana: I have an epic pink castle!!!

The Cow
04-29-12, 12:34 AM
:banana::banana: I have an epic pink castle!!!

It's a Barbie house. That thing at the top is a lighthouse, that's not part of your place.


Anyone that is bored with no place to go can hang out in the fields with me around the drive-in.

wishbone
04-29-12, 08:29 AM
I didn't even make that fucking list! :mad:Numannoyed! :gah:

ViewAskewbian
04-29-12, 08:38 AM
Thanks for saving those, Cow. :) I lost them long ago.

Methinks an update is in order.

Formerly known as missflores
04-29-12, 09:26 AM
Thanks for saving those, Cow. :) I lost them long ago.

Methinks an update is in order.

Remember to save a place for the lurkers. There are few members that have been here almost 10 years with less than 100 posts.


lurkers thread (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/591696-what-long-time-member-has-fewest-posts.html)

d2cheer
04-29-12, 10:46 AM
Me neither. :sad:

:lol: me either.

Kittydreamer
04-29-12, 07:33 PM
It's a Barbie house. That thing at the top is a lighthouse, that's not part of your place.


Anyone that is bored with no place to go can hang out in the fields with me around the drive-in.

:( it's a castle to me :( :(

Jules Winfield
05-08-12, 11:49 AM
"Y'all think it real funny makin joke on the is guy all he do is ass for a vote and you say oh I hav to registrar the birds might be gay of peacocks aren't fun to me or I hav e to. Registrar the pn this guy is a birther of sister just like us all here and need y'all help so quit bein Emma and help him cause you might need help for It one day too. I'm applied at what y'all doin to this poor guy and his lovely pic and all he want to do is win and how y'all look at the mirror all night at teach other ans not be descussedted on what y'all doin I think it time y'all get get a human scene and help a fellow human out."

Future Otters, this is the scripture. If you can't memorize it, you'll burn in Otter hell.