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Sonny Corinthos
04-17-12, 11:26 PM
One metalhead is apparently turning to Craiglist to find out who her baby daddy is.

In a post entitled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert?," someone claiming to be a 28-year-old woman posted a graphic message on the site's "Missed Connections" section looking for the man she had sex with in the bathroom of Chicago's Aragon Ballroom.

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee-high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings," the post said.

"I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom," it said, before continuing into a graphic description of the X-rated encounter.

"Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

Craigslist sensors pulled the post sometime late last week, but not before several blogs, including music magazine Fuse, picked up on it.

Megadeth and Motorhead played the Aragon Ballroom on Feb. 10.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/craiglist-ad-seeks-man-knocked-woman-megadeath-motorhead-concert-chicago-article-1.1062291#ixzz1sMYC3QpA

Rockmjd23
04-17-12, 11:30 PM
hmm based on the description she could either be really hot or really disgusting. One or the other.

My Other Self
04-17-12, 11:34 PM
hmm based on the description she could either be really hot or really disgusting. One or the other.I was thinking the same thing, but my money is on the latter.

X
04-17-12, 11:46 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_w1BprAK3F3Y/TH2bOLLLRVI/AAAAAAAABuw/KjFaIao9loI/s1600/jasper_mohawk.jpg

PopcornTreeCt
04-17-12, 11:46 PM
Why would Craigslist pull the ad? It's the exact kind of post I think of when I hear the word Craigslist.

Charlie Goose
04-18-12, 12:58 AM
Just another type of "Dear Penthouse Forum......."

I don't believe a word of it, just like 95% of all ads on Craigshit.

Pistol Pete
04-18-12, 01:01 AM
The complete ad. (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/2948959310.html)
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m

Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CDT

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
Location: Aragon Ballroom

Drexl
04-18-12, 02:41 AM
Well, the red mohawk probably rules out Ben Roethlisberger.

The Bus
04-18-12, 03:58 AM
And here I thought only 40-year olds listened to Megadeth.

Deadman31
04-18-12, 04:26 AM
IM THE PAPPY!!


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tns_tysUZn0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

mickey65
04-18-12, 07:13 AM
"Raw dog it"?

Michael Corvin
04-18-12, 07:17 AM
Megadeth and Motorhead played the Aragon Ballroom on Feb. 10.

rotfl

NORML54601
04-18-12, 03:50 PM
"Raw dog it"?

bareback

TomOpus
04-18-12, 03:53 PM
Thank God. Thought it could've been me until I got to this part:

You had a nice cock

Bullet. Dodged.

Josh-da-man
04-18-12, 05:40 PM
Looks like the Red Mohawk dodged a bullet. Hope he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut.

eXcentris
04-18-12, 05:45 PM
Why would Craigslist pull the ad? It's the exact kind of post I think of when I hear the word Craigslist.

Wrong section, should have been in 'Successful Connections'.

Rockmjd23
04-18-12, 05:48 PM
After reading the full ad, it's definitely written by a dude.

nickdawgy
04-18-12, 05:53 PM
What I want to know is why on earth he brought his rooster to the concert.

TGM
04-18-12, 05:59 PM
This is exactly how I was conceived, except replace Megadeth with Doobie Brothers.

NORML54601
04-18-12, 08:50 PM
This is exactly how I was conceived, except replace Megadeth with Doobie Brothers.

Grandma and Grandpa TallGuyMe, tell us again about the time you fucking in a bathroom at a Doobie Brothers concert and made dad. Please!!

Jon2
04-18-12, 11:31 PM
hmm based on the description she could either be really hot or really disgusting. One or the other.

Someone can't be both?

Lateralus
04-19-12, 04:29 AM
Thank God. Thought it could've been me until I got to this part:



Bullet. Dodged.

:up:

The Bus
04-19-12, 06:14 AM
This is exactly how I was conceived, except replace Megadeth with Doobie Brothers.

Wow, MotŲrhead will open for <i>anyone</i>.

Rob V
04-19-12, 07:29 AM
After reading the full ad, it's definitely written by a dude.

Agreed.

superdeluxe
04-19-12, 11:48 AM
"Raw dog it"?

No jimmy hat.

rexinnih
04-19-12, 05:23 PM
No jimmy hat.

"Jimmy Hat?"

rexinnih
04-19-12, 05:24 PM
Sorry had to do it.

Jules Winfield
04-19-12, 05:35 PM
"Raw dog it"?

Smearing peanut butter over each others genitals and letting a dog lick it off.

Abob Teff
04-19-12, 11:06 PM
What I want to know is why on earth he brought his rooster to the concert.

Choking the chicken would have helped us avoid this whole scenario ...

mhg83
04-19-12, 11:09 PM
Did she have Normal tasting ass? -wink-

Philzilla
04-20-12, 09:51 AM
Did she have Normal tasting ass? -wink-

yes, but she didn't have a penis

DirkUSA
04-20-12, 02:03 PM
yes, but she didn't have a penis



-eek-

Tracer Bullet
04-20-12, 02:33 PM
And people want to outlaw abortion.

dsa_shea
04-20-12, 02:39 PM
Will the child be born with gauges and viper piercings?

DJLinus
04-20-12, 03:20 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Kansas Woman Creates Concert Love Child Hoax
Meet the woman who duped me, NBC, CBS, The Huffington Post, The Christian Post and the rest of the Internet
By David Shapiro
Most Popular

A week ago, on April 11, I came across a Craigslist post entitled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)." The post detailed a woman's experience attending a Megadeth/Motorhead concert in Chicago, getting knocked up in the bathroom, and, finally, attempting to contact the father through a Craigslist missed connection ad.

I immediately e-mailed the anonymized Craigslist e-mail address asking if she'd like to speak to Fuse about the post and her experience at the concert, but after a few hours, nobody had replied to my email, so I reproduced the Craigslist ad in its entirety in a post on Fuse here.

By the end of the week, my post had been written about on Gawker, the New York Daily News, the International Business Times and about a hundred other outlets. The post had become, especially in the music world, a viral sensation.

And then, yesterday, long after I'd moved on from the hope that the woman who put up the ad would email me back, she did.

I was excited to talk to her to further the story. In her email, she said that she'd be willing to talk but mentioned that I had to call her "Crash," to protect her job. I emailed back my phone number. A few hours later, at about 11:00 PM, Crash called me.

We spoke for about thirty seconds, and she told me, nervously, that she was 23 (not 28 as the ad said) and from a small town in Kansas (not Chicago as the ad said) and then, once it started to set in that this was a hoax and I was kind of struggling for words and thinking about the look on my editor's face when I told him, she said, anxiously and quietly, "I'm going to make this easy for you: It was a joke. I'm really, really sorry. I didn't mean to trick you."

I asked her if we could speak today, and she said yes. She apologized again.

So I called Crash this afternoon and asked how the whole thing started.

"It started from not sleeping very much and starting a new medication that kept me awake. I was just so bored being awake all day and all night, and I was surfing the internet non-stop. I read some Craigslist Missed Connections posts and I found them funny, so I decided to put one up to, ummm... Make this boy laugh."

"A boy?"

She stifles a giggle. "Yeah, he's a friend. Just a friend. The ad has inside jokes in it, but only he would understand them."

I ask her if she was actually at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert, and she laughs and says, "I was not there. I cannot name any Megadeth or Motorhead songs. I was just trying to find something that looked like it had happened long enough ago that someone could by now know that they were pregnant from it."

Laughing, she continues, "And Iím pretty sure there were people banging at that concert, by the way, based on email responses from a few terrified concertgoers who thought that they had impregnated me. I may not be pregnant, but someone is. Thereís no way there weren't a few accidental pregnancies. Iím anticipating the worldís greatest Maury episode."

I ask her when she realized the post had gone viral, and she goes, "I had no idea it was happening. In fact, I didnít know for a few days after it happened. It wasnít until Sunday night that I found out." The post was up on Wednesday. "I had been so busy working I didnít know."

"You didnít check your e-mail?"

"I saw that I had a lot of e-mails but I hadnít looked at them. But then, the second I saw it was going viral, I was like, 'Oh my gosh, this is the most awesome thing thatís ever happened to me and probably ever will!'"

She continues, "I canít believe this silly little thing that I made is everywhere. I saw it on CBS and MSNBC and people were sending me messages saying that they were hearing it on radio stations near them all over the country, and Iím like 'Oh my God, what did I do!'"

I ask her how many responses she got, and she says, "Between 200 and 300, including inquiries from The Washington Post, The Chicago Reader and The Chicago Sun." She also says that she got threatening emails from Christian activists and horny men.

I ask if the people in her life know about the hoax and she says that her close friends do, but "luckily, it hasnít hit work yet. And Iím really hoping it never does. My job has a very specific no-media clause in my contract."

"Can you tell me what you do?"

"Let's say Iím in the culinary industry and I work for an entertainment venue." I politely ask her if she's a cocktail waitress, and she laughs and gives in: "I'm a chef."

I ask Crash, "Why'd you pick Megadeth and Motorhead?"

"All the other concerts around that time were little dinky local band things or soft music or jazz. None of them really seemed like banging in the bathroom-type concerts. When I saw something about the Megadeth/Motorhead show, I was like, 'Thatís the one.'"

Finally, I ask, "Have you heard people talking about it?"

Crash goes, "Yes! I heard people talking about it on the radio at work, and everyone else was listening and laughing and I was just trying my hardest trying not to die laughing because I know the whole story." She laughs.

I ask Crash if she has anything else to add, and she says, "I guess I know people are probably going to be upset about the whole thing, theyíre probably going call it a hoax. I just hope people know I wasnít trying to mess with anyone, it was just supposed to be a silly thing that was never supposed to get this big. But I did it to make a friend laugh, and it worked. Iím pretty sure it made other people laugh, too. So as long as more people laughed than got upset, then Iíll be okay with it."

I thank her for talking to me and she asks me not to portray her as a dick and I say I don't think she's a dick, and then we get off the phone, and I feel, I guess, a little relieved because there won't be, you know, a child born from a union in a Megadeth/Motorhead concert bathroom.

http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/exclusive-kansas-woman-accidentally-creates-national-megadeth/motorhead-hoax

I am OUTRAGED. She doesn't know any Motorhead or Megadeath songs?!

Groucho
04-20-12, 03:53 PM
No kidding. Not even Enter Sandman?

emanon
04-20-12, 04:46 PM
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/exclusive-kansas-woman-accidentally-creates-national-megadeth/motorhead-hoax

I am OUTRAGED. She doesn't know any Motorhead or Megadeath songs?!

...and yet she manages to spell "Megadeth" correctly.

Save Ferris
04-20-12, 04:52 PM
Great. Now for the flood of perpetual unfunny fake ads fishing to go viral.