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The Bus
04-16-12, 05:12 AM
I blame generations of our ancestors for not evolving a better way to get rid of mucus than having it constantly stream out of the middle of our face.

kvrdave
04-16-12, 05:32 AM
Better than changing your underwear every 10 minutes.

foxdvd
04-16-12, 08:11 AM
I blame them for not making poop taste better....

TomOpus
04-16-12, 09:29 AM
I blame them for not making poop taste better....And you know this how? ? -eek-

rexinnih
04-16-12, 01:24 PM
Better than changing your underwear every 10 minutes.

I would have to agree with this one.

The Bus
04-16-12, 04:34 PM
And you know this how? ? -eek-

foxdvd just wants normal-tasting poop.

Jon2
04-16-12, 06:37 PM
I blame generations of our ancestors for not evolving a better way to get rid of mucus than having it constantly stream out of the middle of our face.

I have to wonder just what brought this on?

The thread I mean, not the constant stream of mucus.

Th0r S1mpson
04-16-12, 06:45 PM
I blame generations of our ancestors for not evolving a better way to get rid of mucus than having it constantly stream out of the middle of our face.

There are worse things, but I promised not to talk about menstruation for a while, so you're not going to trick me into bringing it up here.

Rex Power Colt-Robot Man
04-16-12, 06:59 PM
There are worse things, but I promised not to talk about menstruation for a while, so you're not going to trick me into bringing it up here.

Hey Thor, riddle time.

A group of males + A perfectly horizontal line -the "ght" + the act of deliberately avoiding someone = ?

whoopdido
04-16-12, 10:34 PM
After all these years of evolution why is the playground still so damned close to the waste disposal plant?

kvrdave
04-16-12, 10:51 PM
After all these years of evolution why is the playground still so damned close to the waste disposal plant?

Hmmmm, good point. Based on porn spam, either the Germans or the Japanese were the first humans.

The Bus
04-17-12, 04:29 AM
Wasabi peas help.

Mrs. Danger
04-17-12, 09:57 AM
It would have been nice for our female ancestors to have learned how to ovulate only when they wanted to.

The Bus
04-17-12, 03:44 PM
It would have been nice for our female ancestors to have learned how to ovulate only when they wanted to.

:up:

Where's the genetic suggestion box?

Jules Winfield
04-17-12, 05:09 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I just play with my weinee for a bit and all kinds of mucus comes out. I must be better evolved.