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LosingMyMind
04-09-12, 02:27 PM
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Rob V
04-09-12, 02:32 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

Hokeyboy
04-09-12, 03:32 PM
http://www.millheiser.com/images/goose.gif

wishbone
04-09-12, 03:47 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/9jgb49.jpg

Home Alone:  For5aken

kgrogers1979
04-09-12, 03:48 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

That's what Macaulay Culkin looks like now? :eek:

And he used to date Mila Kunis? How the hell did he manage that? Lucky bastard.

PenguinJoe
04-09-12, 04:55 PM
Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.

Mabuse
04-09-12, 05:52 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?

CloverClover
04-09-12, 08:23 PM
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv

TomOpus
04-09-12, 08:41 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?a group of thieves (McDowell, Mazar, Eddie Steeples)

My Other Self
04-09-12, 09:16 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?By reading the thread title, that's how I interpreted it too. I was like WTF? :lol:

dsa_shea
04-09-12, 11:09 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

This pic reminds me of the Nas song Life's a bitch and then you die.

Charlie Goose
04-10-12, 12:31 AM
Watching a near-70 year old man and a 50 year old woman get clobbered with paint cans and doing pratfalls is more cringe worthy than funny. Expect Crabman to take the brunt of the violence. And it's a TV movie on ABC Family, so don't even expect much of that.

Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
Check out his IMDB filmography. For every decent movie he's made, he's been in a dozen shitty ones.

Troy Stiffler
04-10-12, 12:45 AM
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv

I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.

gp1086
04-10-12, 02:09 AM
I would be so down for an R-rated (TV-MA) Home Alone, but not holding my breath since it's ABC Family. Sadly enough, if I don't have a lot going the night it airs, I might check this out. Never saw the fourth one.

Rob V
04-10-12, 11:50 AM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?

Well, maybe he forgot his blood pressure pills or maybe the damn remote is on the fritz and the VCR didn't record his stories. Maybe he shit his britches. There's all sorts of trouble a 60 year old can get in to.

Rob V
04-10-12, 11:51 AM
I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.

:lol: that was Death Wish 5 not Home Alone 5.

pjflyer
10-12-12, 12:53 PM
Should be cool.

We have very different definitions of "cool"

Numanoid
10-12-12, 01:24 PM
Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!

Drexl
10-12-12, 03:03 PM
I would only watch this if McDowell was playing Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who somehow lived to an old age and ended up in this kid's town.

Groucho
10-12-12, 03:25 PM
This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.

Quack
10-12-12, 03:34 PM
Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

Groucho
10-12-12, 03:40 PM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

The Valeyard
10-12-12, 04:17 PM
What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!

mhg83
10-12-12, 04:56 PM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

I remember seeing a review on Home Alone 3 and 4 and it looked horrible. I was thiinking what kind of hack writer was hired to write these pieces of shit? And then i found out who wrote them John Hughes :(

RocShemp
10-12-12, 05:55 PM
What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!

I dunno. She shows some promise in Eight Legged Freaks.

Troy Stiffler
10-12-12, 09:52 PM
This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.

Home Alone: In Space!

Why So Blu?
10-12-12, 09:56 PM
Whatever pays the bills.

Solid Snake
10-12-12, 11:08 PM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

That woman on the cover of HA4 looks like she can take a pretty good slap in the mouth w/ a dick. Also...didn't know HA4 existed.

Charlie Goose
10-12-12, 11:26 PM
That on the cover of HA4 looks like she can take a pretty goof slap in the mouth w/ a dick. Also...didn't know HA4 existed.

AHEM, you are talking about the love of my life, Missi Pyle.

RocShemp
10-13-12, 12:31 AM
AHEM, you are talking about the love of my life, Missi Pyle.

Oh don't act all high and mighty. We all know you plan to give her a good dick-slap after you pee in her butt.

Jules Winfield
10-14-12, 01:11 PM
It really depends on whether I get hit by a speeding car and get brain damage on whether I'll see this or not. If a speeding car doesn't make me mentally crippled, I'm not watching!

FRwL
10-14-12, 02:31 PM
Waiting for Home Alone 6: Venus Silk Diaries starring: Miko Lee, Adriana Sage, August, Sara Jay, Olivia Del Rio and uh Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Kal-El
11-15-12, 02:26 PM
Didn't it come out last week already? I could've sworn Judy Dench and Daniel Craig starred in it.

islandclaws
11-15-12, 03:29 PM
:lol: I had 2 friends on FB ask if the finale of Skyfall reminded me of Home Alone.

Gizmo
11-17-12, 04:10 AM
Wish the whole series was on Blu-Ray :( I've been doing a marathon of the series to catch up on the backstory. There should be a few good twists in this one.

Backstory? To Home Alone?

Dragon Tattoo
11-17-12, 04:50 AM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

She looks like such a fucking nerd.

bluetoast
11-25-12, 03:55 PM
She looks like such a fucking nerd.

She's what the French call les incompétents.

Supermallet
11-25-12, 04:10 PM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

I always preferred her best friend:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tAt4ioJ8CEc/TRudyV4kCTI/AAAAAAAAAZM/Xabcq87p67k/s1600/ghost-world_2.jpg