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LosingMyMind
04-09-12, 01:27 PM
Should be cool.
Burbank, CA (March 15, 2012) – ABC Family and Fox TV Studios announced that production has
begun on the latest installment in the popular “Home Alone” franchise, starring Malcolm McDowell,
Debi Mazar, Edward Asner, Eddie Steeples, and Christian Martyn. The movie is set to premiere as
part of the network’s annual “25 Days of Christmas” programming event.

In “Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark” eight-year-old Finn (Martyn) is terrified to learn his family is
relocating from sunny California to Maine, and the scariest house he has ever seen! Convinced that
his new house is haunted, Finn sets up a series of elaborate traps to catch the “ghost” in action. Left
home alone with his sister (Jodelle Ferland) while their parents are stranded across town, Finn’s
traps catch a new target – a group of thieves (McDowell, Mazar, Eddie Steeples) who have targeted
Finn’s house. Produced by Fox Television Studios, the movie is directed by Peter Hewitt (“Garfield”),
and written by Aaron Ginsburg & Wade McIntyre (“The Finder”).

Part of the Disney/ABC Television Group, ABC Family is distributed in over 97 million homes. ABC
Family features programming reflecting today’s families, entertaining and connecting with adults
through relatable programming about today’s relationships – told with a mix of diversity, passion,
humor and heart. ABC Family’s programming is a combination of network defining original series
and original movies, quality acquired series and blockbuster theatricals. Emmy® Award-winning
ABCFamily.com provides a variety of interactive entertainment and community features, from rich,
fan-centric programming – including blogs, viewing parties, webisodes, full episodes of the network’s
hit programming, along with sneak peek exclusive previews and behind-the-scenes clips. ABC
Family is also the destination for annual Holiday events with “13 Nights of Halloween” and “25 Days
of Christmas.” ABC Family. A New Kind of Family.

Fox Television Studios produces scripted and unscripted programming for US broadcast and cable
networks, and international broadcasters. The studio produces the hit series Burn Notice, currently
in its sixth season, and White Collar, which just wrapped its fourth season, both for USA; The Killing
for AMC, which debuts its second season on April 1; and the series The Glades for A&E, currently
in season three. FtvS pilots currently in production include Graceland, from White Collar creator
Jeff Eastin, for USA, as well as The Americans for FX, and This American Housewife for
Lifetime. Among the studio’s unscripted programming is the competition series The Great Escape for
TNT.

Rob V
04-09-12, 01:32 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

Hokeyboy
04-09-12, 02:32 PM
http://www.millheiser.com/images/goose.gif

wishbone
04-09-12, 02:47 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/9jgb49.jpg

Home Alone:  For5aken

kgrogers1979
04-09-12, 02:48 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

That's what Macaulay Culkin looks like now? :eek:

And he used to date Mila Kunis? How the hell did he manage that? Lucky bastard.

PenguinJoe
04-09-12, 03:55 PM
Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.

LosingMyMind
04-09-12, 04:04 PM
Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
It has all been downhill since The Artist.

Mabuse
04-09-12, 04:52 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?

CloverClover
04-09-12, 07:23 PM
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv

TomOpus
04-09-12, 07:41 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?a group of thieves (McDowell, Mazar, Eddie Steeples)

mcfly
04-09-12, 08:16 PM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?By reading the thread title, that's how I interpreted it too. I was like WTF? :lol:

dsa_shea
04-09-12, 10:09 PM
http://www.ozzienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Macaulay-Culkin-looks-like-Skeletor.jpg

This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.

This pic reminds me of the Nas song Life's a bitch and then you die.

Charlie Goose
04-09-12, 11:31 PM
Watching a near-70 year old man and a 50 year old woman get clobbered with paint cans and doing pratfalls is more cringe worthy than funny. Expect Crabman to take the brunt of the violence. And it's a TV movie on ABC Family, so don't even expect much of that.

Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
Check out his IMDB filmography. For every decent movie he's made, he's been in a dozen shitty ones.

troystiffler
04-09-12, 11:45 PM
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv

I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.

gp1086
04-10-12, 01:09 AM
I would be so down for an R-rated (TV-MA) Home Alone, but not holding my breath since it's ABC Family. Sadly enough, if I don't have a lot going the night it airs, I might check this out. Never saw the fourth one.

Rob V
04-10-12, 10:50 AM
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?

Well, maybe he forgot his blood pressure pills or maybe the damn remote is on the fritz and the VCR didn't record his stories. Maybe he shit his britches. There's all sorts of trouble a 60 year old can get in to.

Rob V
04-10-12, 10:51 AM
I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.

:lol: that was Death Wish 5 not Home Alone 5.

LosingMyMind
10-12-12, 11:47 AM
November 25th, bitches! New title, too. ABC Family ftw
And on Sunday, November 25 at 8:00 PM ET/PT, it’s the world premiere of “Home Alone: The Holiday Heist.” Eight-year-old Finn (Christian Martyn) is terrified to learn his family is relocating from sunny California to Maine, and the scariest house he has ever seen! Convinced that his new house is haunted, Finn sets up a series of elaborate traps to catch the “ghost” in action. Left home alone with his sister while their parents are stranded across town, Finn’s traps catch a new target – a group of thieves (Malcolm McDowell, Debi Mazar and Eddie Steeples) who have targeted Finn’s house. Ed Asner co-stars.

pjflyer
10-12-12, 11:53 AM
Should be cool.

We have very different definitions of "cool"

Numanoid
10-12-12, 12:24 PM
Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!

Drexl
10-12-12, 02:03 PM
I would only watch this if McDowell was playing Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who somehow lived to an old age and ended up in this kid's town.

Groucho
10-12-12, 02:25 PM
This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.

Quack
10-12-12, 02:34 PM
Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

Groucho
10-12-12, 02:40 PM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

The Valeyard
10-12-12, 03:17 PM
What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!

mhg83
10-12-12, 03:56 PM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

I remember seeing a review on Home Alone 3 and 4 and it looked horrible. I was thiinking what kind of hack writer was hired to write these pieces of shit? And then i found out who wrote them John Hughes :(

RocShemp
10-12-12, 04:55 PM
What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!

I dunno. She shows some promise in Eight Legged Freaks.

troystiffler
10-12-12, 08:52 PM
This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.

Home Alone: In Space!

Why So Blu?
10-12-12, 08:56 PM
Whatever pays the bills.

Solid Snake PAC
10-12-12, 10:08 PM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff458/prince391/HomeAlone3.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Home_Alone_4_DVD_cover.jpg

That woman on the cover of HA4 looks like she can take a pretty good slap in the mouth w/ a dick. Also...didn't know HA4 existed.

Charlie Goose
10-12-12, 10:26 PM
That on the cover of HA4 looks like she can take a pretty goof slap in the mouth w/ a dick. Also...didn't know HA4 existed.

AHEM, you are talking about the love of my life, Missi Pyle.

RocShemp
10-12-12, 11:31 PM
AHEM, you are talking about the love of my life, Missi Pyle.

Oh don't act all high and mighty. We all know you plan to give her a good dick-slap after you pee in her butt.

Jules Winfield
10-14-12, 12:11 PM
It really depends on whether I get hit by a speeding car and get brain damage on whether I'll see this or not. If a speeding car doesn't make me mentally crippled, I'm not watching!

FRwL
10-14-12, 01:31 PM
Waiting for Home Alone 6: Venus Silk Diaries starring: Miko Lee, Adriana Sage, August, Sara Jay, Olivia Del Rio and uh Joseph Gordon Levitt.

LosingMyMind
11-15-12, 12:55 PM
Wish the whole series was on Blu-Ray :( I've been doing a marathon of the series to catch up on the backstory. There should be a few good twists in this one.

Kal-El
11-15-12, 01:26 PM
Didn't it come out last week already? I could've sworn Judy Dench and Daniel Craig starred in it.

KillerCannibal
11-15-12, 02:29 PM
:lol: I had 2 friends on FB ask if the finale of Skyfall reminded me of Home Alone.

GizmoDVD
11-17-12, 03:10 AM
Wish the whole series was on Blu-Ray :( I've been doing a marathon of the series to catch up on the backstory. There should be a few good twists in this one.

Backstory? To Home Alone?

Dragon Tattoo
11-17-12, 03:50 AM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

She looks like such a fucking nerd.

LosingMyMind
11-25-12, 02:52 PM
Premiere day! Be sure to watch. 8 PM ET time, only on ABC Family.

bluetoast
11-25-12, 02:55 PM
She looks like such a fucking nerd.

She's what the French call les incompétents.

Supermallet
11-25-12, 03:10 PM
Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

http://imageshack.us/a/img441/513/ha4a.jpg

I always preferred her best friend:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tAt4ioJ8CEc/TRudyV4kCTI/AAAAAAAAAZM/Xabcq87p67k/s1600/ghost-world_2.jpg