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islandclaws
04-06-12, 11:56 AM
The film we've all been waiting for...

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DonnachaOne
04-06-12, 12:13 PM
I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!

costanza
04-06-12, 12:57 PM
Danger

riotinmyskull
04-06-12, 01:07 PM
whatever i'll watch it

cruzness
04-06-12, 01:24 PM
That looks awesomely bad. I'm in.
Danger!

Shazam
04-06-12, 01:29 PM
Good to see Sakura getting work after SF4.

antspawn
04-06-12, 01:40 PM
http://dopefiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/friday.jpg

http://imghaven.com/images/28097

PopcornBandit
04-06-12, 02:46 PM
Wut...

Solid Snake
04-06-12, 03:17 PM
I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!

It's from the japanese. I...don't understand why you'd think this is stupid when it's now the norm for them. This is their norm. Another day in Japan essentially.

arminius
04-06-12, 03:52 PM
So instead of eating your brains they just toss your salad?

Giantrobo
04-06-12, 03:57 PM
yeah, looks stupid but I have to see it at least once in my life.

Shazam
04-06-12, 04:22 PM
It's from the japanese. I...don't understand why you'd think this is stupid when it's now the norm for them. This is their norm. Another day in Japan essentially.

This is tame stuff. It'll be shown on their kid's channels as educational material.

Nick Martin
04-06-12, 04:35 PM
Check out their website. It's shit-stained and in Boo Boo Sound!

Mordred
04-06-12, 05:42 PM
I'm confused. Are there zombies in the toilets or are people's asses turning into zombies?

It seems like the second, but the thread title would have us believe the first. Whether I watch this movie depends on the answer.

Nick Martin
04-06-12, 06:27 PM
I'm confused. Are there zombies in the toilets or are people's asses turning into zombies?

It seems like the second, but the thread title would have us believe the first. Whether I watch this movie depends on the answer.

Which would be very telling if you decide to see it based on that particular answer...;)

Larry C.
04-06-12, 07:04 PM
Must See!

Abob Teff
04-06-12, 10:04 PM
I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!

It worked out for Peter Jackson. Have you seen the shit he made early in his career?

Giantrobo
04-07-12, 12:09 AM
http://imghaven.com/images/28097


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Charlie Goose
04-07-12, 12:54 AM
Another artsy foreign film. Pretentious bastards.

Giantrobo
04-07-12, 01:02 AM
Another artsy foreign film. Pretentious bastards.

But but but, Americans make the worst movies ever!!!

DonnachaOne
04-07-12, 03:33 AM
It worked out for Peter Jackson. Have you seen the shit he made early in his career?
Oh, I own 'em all! I showed Dead Alive on the big screen for Halloween last year.

Trout
04-07-12, 06:22 AM
I'm starting to believe that Japan could use some heavy duty therapy.

Dr. DVD
04-07-12, 07:57 PM
I'm starting to believe that Japan could use some heavy duty therapy.

:thumbsup:

Solid Snake
04-07-12, 08:42 PM
That's what happens when you suppress sexuality, man. They get too freaky.

Troy Stiffler
04-07-12, 09:15 PM
Asses are so old.

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