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Spottedfeather
03-26-12, 03:52 PM
Hopefully, someone here can help. For a long time now, I've been trying to remember the name of a certain standup comedian. All I can remember is that it was a guy and he sort of bit at his nails while telling his jokes in a sort of whine. Any ideas ?

Franchot
03-26-12, 03:57 PM
Stanley Myron Handelman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Myron_Handelman

SuperJim88
03-26-12, 04:27 PM
There is really cool thing called Google. There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world. Let's drop everything and figure out the name of a standup comedian. Sounds sane.

brilk
03-26-12, 04:32 PM
There is really cool thing called Google. There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world. Let's drop everything and figure out the name of a standup comedian. Sounds sane.

Plus, are you aware that there's still no cure for cancer? I can't believe people even waste time on comedy with all that cancer out there killing everybody.

Nifty03
03-26-12, 04:33 PM
There is really cool thing called Google. There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world. Let's drop everything and figure out the name of a standup comedian. Sounds sane.

Yes, finding the name of a stand-up comedian and helping to quiet a noisy neighbor, all very important.

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/600059-neighbor-there-really-nothing-i-can-do.html

Th0r S1mpson
03-26-12, 04:33 PM
There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world.

Still? Impeach Obama!

Eddie W
03-26-12, 04:51 PM
There is really cool thing called Google. There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world. Let's drop everything and figure out the name of a standup comedian. Sounds sane.

So that's what the members of DVD talk do when not posting. And hey, you're taking time off these pressing issues by posting a response. Back to work on famine, disease, and robbery you!!

SuperJim88
03-26-12, 04:53 PM
http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/600059-neighbor-there-really-nothing-i-can-do.html

Seriously? You're quoting me my own thread?

Save Ferris
03-26-12, 04:57 PM
Tough crowd!

Shoveler
03-26-12, 05:06 PM
I don't remember him biting his nails, but here's your unknown standup comedian...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8PuXddceT0A/Tfu-7vFSjKI/AAAAAAAAACk/k5bDDvl0oYw/s1600/The+Unknown+Comic.jpg

Th0r S1mpson
03-26-12, 05:13 PM
There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world.

Those are all important issues...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!
<img src="http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/myhouseinpanama/Avatar/TriumphInsultComicDog.jpg">

SuperJim88
03-26-12, 05:15 PM
Hey George Costanza called, he wants his 40-minutes-later-come-back-zinger back. And I slept with your wife.

Nifty03
03-26-12, 05:24 PM
Seriously? You're quoting me my own thread?

http://russlackey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/yes_logo.png

Mrs. Danger
03-26-12, 05:27 PM
So that's what the members of DVD talk do when not posting. And hey, you're taking time off these pressing issues by posting a response. Back to work on famine, disease, and robbery you!!

I'm spreading disease as fast as I can, man!

Robbery and famine are easy do to together, you just steal food. But, you have to steal it from skinny people, for it to really cause famine.

Abelkems
03-26-12, 05:41 PM
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dork
03-26-12, 05:43 PM
He said comedian.

OscarBluth
03-26-12, 05:46 PM
Seriously? You're quoting me my own thread?
http://i44.tinypic.com/jr7n95.gif

TheMadMonk
03-26-12, 05:47 PM
Emo Philips?

Abelkems
03-26-12, 05:51 PM
He said comedian.

He didn't specify a funny one.

Numanoid
03-26-12, 10:54 PM
Dennis Wolfberg?


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TomOpus
03-26-12, 11:04 PM
I remember that guy.

Josh-da-man
03-26-12, 11:30 PM
There is really cool thing called Google. There are murder, famine, robbery, disease in this world. Let's drop everything and figure out the name of a standup comedian. Sounds sane.

Yes, and the DVDTalk Other Forum will eventually solve all of these societal ills if we don't have to answer questions about obscure stand-up comedians.

Tarantino
03-26-12, 11:57 PM
...and biker neighbors.

Lastdaysofrain
03-27-12, 07:16 AM
I thought of Wolfberg as well

Tracer Bullet
03-27-12, 08:11 AM
Hey, everyone be nice to SuperJim88, he hasn't been sleeping well lately.

Jaymole
03-27-12, 08:18 AM
Hopefully, someone here can help. Does anyone remember that big famine that happened years ago somewhere in Africa ..any ideas???

Tracer Bullet
03-27-12, 08:19 AM
Hopefully, someone here can help. Does anyone remember that big famine that happened years ago somewhere in Africa ..any ideas???

Can we take up a collection and buy them a bunch of Subway gift cards?

cungar
03-27-12, 08:31 AM
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A self deprecating Jewish comedian. That's refreshing.

Bandoman
03-27-12, 08:37 AM
I'm really busy - just cured cancer, and am in the process of brokering world peace - but I'll get on this comedian thing as soon as I'm done.

DaveyJoe
03-27-12, 08:57 AM
Can we take up a collection and buy them a bunch of Subway gift cards?

Then they can have one of those dance parties.

Crocker Jarmen
03-27-12, 09:28 AM
A self deprecating Jewish comedian. That's refreshing.

I went to one of his shows a couple of years ago. I didn't mind his material was the ususal lame, let's talk about Canada, puff, but his delievery was the most grating, irritating schtick I've ever endurered. Hunched over, leaning his mouth into his hand, and taking forever to get his thought out because he's so busy giggling over what he's about to say, it's so hilarious he can barely get it out.

After 40 minutes I got up and left.

The next day at work someone said they saw me at the Hotz show, and said he was their favorite commedian. I could never hold the same respect for that person ever again. It was like I overheard them using the n-word.

Th0r S1mpson
03-27-12, 11:08 AM
A self deprecating Jewish comedian. That's refreshing.

I knew I shouldn't have turned it off so soon. Did he spit water into a guy's mouth?

Shoveler
03-27-12, 12:32 PM
Hopefully, someone here can help. Does anyone remember that big famine that happened years ago somewhere in Africa ..any ideas???

Stanley Myron Handelman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Myron_Handelman

Kurtie Dee
03-27-12, 12:45 PM
I'm more concerned about piracy and hi-jacking. Thread Hi-jacking!

Anyone remember that one comedian who had really bad hair? Always wore a sweater?

Bandoman
03-27-12, 12:51 PM
Anyone remember that one comedian who had really bad hair? Always wore a sweater?

Bill Cosby?

DeputyDave
03-27-12, 12:57 PM
So is the OP ever gonna let us know if one of those guys was it?

TomOpus
03-27-12, 02:35 PM
So is the OP ever gonna let us know if one of those guys was it?I almost posted the same thing last night.

Thread abandonment should be a punishable offense. :shrug:

Th0r S1mpson
03-27-12, 02:54 PM
Circumcise him!!!!

Bandoman
03-27-12, 02:55 PM
:lol:

Jaymole
03-27-12, 03:12 PM
Dennis Wolfberg?


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My God how I hated him...so damn irritating.

Spottedfeather
03-28-12, 09:03 PM
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THAT'S the guy I was thinking of. Thanks.

Franchot
03-28-12, 09:17 PM
THAT'S the guy I was thinking of. Thanks.

Thanks for responding. I've been anxious and unable to sleep for several nights thinking we had let you down.

TomOpus
03-28-12, 10:07 PM
I think he was having a JEM marathon going on at home.

Dr Mabuse
03-28-12, 10:50 PM
I saw this thread go up, read the OP, and never checked back.

Holy shit this thread delivers!

:lol:

LurkerDan
03-28-12, 11:49 PM
Hey, everyone be nice to SuperJim88, he hasn't been sleeping well lately.

:lol:

Solid Snake
03-29-12, 12:03 AM
My God how I hated him...so damn irritating.

goddamn. Never heard of him..but it sure as hell didn't take long for me to want to kill him.