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View Full Version : Mayo or Miracle Whip: Which do you prefer?


Boba Fett
03-21-12, 02:09 AM
Title says it all.

I'm a Miracle Whip fan myself.

kgrogers1979
03-21-12, 02:10 AM
Neither

TomOpus
03-21-12, 02:20 AM
Not a big fan of either but, if I had to, I would choose Miracle Whip. At least it has a zing to it.

GMan2819
03-21-12, 02:20 AM
Different brands of mayo taste different. I like the original Hellman's. Their other flavors taste weird to me as well. Not a fan of Miracle Whip.

NORML54601
03-21-12, 02:36 AM
Neither, thanks

X
03-21-12, 02:39 AM
Mayo on asparagus, artichoke, and BLT. Miracle Whip on tuna and egg sandwiches.

DVD Polizei
03-21-12, 02:57 AM
Spectrum Mayo. :D

Tastes like Miracle Whip but not as rich.

Mole177
03-21-12, 03:18 AM
mayo and fries. ooh yeah. :drool:

Dan
03-21-12, 03:29 AM
Mayo, but the wife always buys Miracle Whip. :grunt:

Josh-da-man
03-21-12, 04:31 AM
I don't use a lot of the stuff, but mayonaisse all the way.

Miracle Whip is gross and nasty.

The Bus
03-21-12, 05:40 AM
If I used a lot of mayonnaise, I would just make my own. It takes, what, three minutes?

RunBandoRun
03-21-12, 06:58 AM
Different brands of mayo taste different. I like the original Hellman's. Their other flavors taste weird to me as well. Not a fan of Miracle Whip.

My mom would only buy Hellman's. It was one of a few brand name products--Tide, Charmin, Campbell's soup--she was loyal to.

I like Spin Blend. It doesn't have HFCS in it and tastes better than Miracle Whip, but is less widely available.

The only thing I use mayo for is certain recipes. I keep a small jar of it on hand and usually have to throw it away before it's all used up.

TGM
03-21-12, 07:19 AM
Miracle Whip tastes like ass.

http://i.imgur.com/x3zTK.jpg

Jaymole
03-21-12, 08:05 AM
Definitely mayo...

there's a reason it isn't called the Miracle Whip Clinic

kd5
03-21-12, 08:30 AM
I like Miracle Whip, the wife likes Mayo (Hellman's), she buys both.



Miracle Whip tastes like ass.

When was the last time you ate/licked ass that you can compare MW to it?-eek- -kd5-

Cardsfan111
03-21-12, 08:52 AM
Haven't had either in a very long time.

Meglos
03-21-12, 08:57 AM
Mayo for sandwiches; Miracle Whip for french fries.

FantasticVSDoom
03-21-12, 09:04 AM
Mayo... Miracle Whip is an abomination against nature.

Goat3001
03-21-12, 09:14 AM
Mayo for sandwiches; Miracle Whip for french fries.

Exactly my go to. But thanks to this dieting nonsense I haven't touched either in months. :(

Tracer Bullet
03-21-12, 09:16 AM
If I used a lot of mayonnaise, I would just make my own. It takes, what, three minutes?

:thumbsup:

I also make my own whipped cream. It's super easy--and cheap. People are just lazy nowadays.

TomOpus
03-21-12, 09:54 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/9bai2u.jpg

shadowhawk2020
03-21-12, 10:02 AM
Mayo... Miracle Whip is an abomination against nature.

This is exactly how I feel about the situation.

shadowhawk2020
03-21-12, 10:05 AM
Exactly my go to. But thanks to this dieting nonsense I haven't touched either in months. :(

I love Mayo on sandwiches, but I am trying to lose weight as well. So now I am taking ripe, soft avacado and spreading it like mayo on bread. Makes a much better sandwich than dry bread.

Timber
03-21-12, 10:15 AM
Different brands of mayo taste different. I like the original Hellman's. Their other flavors taste weird to me as well. Not a fan of Miracle Whip.

Kraft fan here, the one made with Olive Oil. Hellman's tastes weird to me. I do want to try Duke's though.

Miracle Whip is sweet and nasty. My mother likes it which I find odd.

Goat3001
03-21-12, 10:23 AM
I love Mayo on sandwiches, but I am trying to lose weight as well. So now I am taking ripe, soft avacado and spreading it like mayo on bread. Makes a much better sandwich than dry bread.

I've actually done the same a few times. It's good with turkey.

But it's no high in fat mayo :(

starman9000
03-21-12, 10:28 AM
I like the olive oil Kraft stuff too, but don't eat very much of it.

I love mayo, but never buy it because I'd eat it.

I'm an avocado guy as well. If it's ripe, I prefer it over just about anything.

Xander
03-21-12, 10:36 AM
Mayo... Miracle Whip is an abomination against nature.

:thumbsup:

Michael Corvin
03-21-12, 10:52 AM
Spicy Mustard is the answer.

CDGreenz
03-21-12, 11:15 AM
Duke's Mayo for me.

Noonan
03-21-12, 11:17 AM
Miracle Whip for spreading on sandwiches; mayo for making salads since I like to add my own flavoring.

Shazam
03-21-12, 12:13 PM
Mayo.

Apparently MW is totally different in Canada versus the US.

eXcentris
03-21-12, 12:18 PM
Miracle Whip except with fries.

Cardiff Giant11
03-21-12, 12:36 PM
Hellman's Mayo (usually the light). I didn't even know what Miracle Whip was until recently, I thought it was just a different name brand of Mayo.

Matt
03-21-12, 12:43 PM
Not gonna lie--I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

devilshalo
03-21-12, 01:07 PM
This: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41w75238DdL.01._SR280,280_.jpg

Followed by this: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Z34lOwDZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

I hate Miracle Whip with a passion.

Nick Danger
03-21-12, 01:25 PM
Miracle Whip is way too sweet.

edstein
03-21-12, 02:08 PM
Anyone ever try miracle whip on pears with shredded cheddar cheese? Mom made it for us all the time when I was a kid.

Shazam
03-21-12, 02:12 PM
Anyone ever try miracle whip on pears with shredded cheddar cheese? Mom made it for us all the time when I was a kid.Dear god, that'll fuck a kid up for life.

d2cheer
03-21-12, 02:17 PM
Miracle Whip all the way. Mayo has to many variations for me.

wishbone
03-21-12, 02:23 PM
My parents used Miracle Whip but I rarely ate it as a child. As an adult I prefer mayonnaise over Miracle Whip.

Superboy
03-21-12, 02:25 PM
I hate mayo in all forms.

I basically don't eat anything that looks like semen.

Mrs. Danger
03-21-12, 02:29 PM
I love Mayo on sandwiches, but I am trying to lose weight as well. So now I am taking ripe, soft avacado and spreading it like mayo on bread. Makes a much better sandwich than dry bread.

Check the fat content of avocado. You might as well have the mayo.

Mrs. Danger
03-21-12, 02:31 PM
Anyone ever try miracle whip on pears with shredded cheddar cheese? Mom made it for us all the time when I was a kid.

Canned pears, right? My Mom used to serve that. Sometimes with cottage cheese.

It tasted okay, but the texture was weird.

cungar
03-21-12, 02:40 PM
Check the fat content of avocado. You might as well have the mayo.

Not really. 1/5 of an avocado has 4.5 grams of fat. 1 tablespoon of mayo has 10 grams. Depending on how much you use, I'd say that's less than half the fat of mayo.

Avocado:
http://www.avocado.org/assets/Uploads/Consumers/Healthy-Living/nutritionfacts-sidebar2.jpg

Mayonnaise
http://www.thesneeze.com/art/mayo/mayo2.gif

Tracer Bullet
03-21-12, 03:04 PM
Anyone ever try miracle whip on pears with shredded cheddar cheese? Mom made it for us all the time when I was a kid.

Why doesn't the Midwest have food?

GMan2819
03-21-12, 03:07 PM
5 foods that should have a place in your diet (http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/11/06/cl.healthful.foods/index.html)

4. Avocado

Misconception: I shouldn't eat avocados because they're high in fat.

Why they're good for you: A lot of attention centers on the fact that avocados are rich in monounsaturated fat, the heart-healthy kind. Yet scientists are now more interested in the active compounds in avocados that might help prevent cancer. One recent study found that those compounds can inhibit the growth of prostate cancer cells in the laboratory. While conducting the study, these researchers found avocados are loaded with a variety of antioxidants, including familiar disease-fighting compounds such as lutein, beta-carotene, and vitamin E.

Another recently discovered benefit is that avocados help the body absorb phytochemicals from other foods. Researchers from Ohio State University recently reported that pairing avocados with salsa or salad allows for better absorption of antioxidants in those foods. The lycopene in tomatoes or the beta-carotene in carrots may be better absorbed if there's a slice or two of avocado in the bowl. Scientists suspect that the fat content of avocados helps the body absorb these antioxidants. CookingLight.com: Good fats vs. bad fats

Trevor
03-21-12, 03:26 PM
I love both, and have found the light and non-fat varieties of each to taste as good as the originals. Also enjoy various mayo-based or similar sandwich spreads, particularly horseradish-based ones.

To be honest, it's not just the taste I like, think I just want my food of any variety to be "wet".

Trout
03-21-12, 03:27 PM
Mayo on Burgers, but miracle whip for tuna salad.

Numanoid
03-21-12, 03:41 PM
Miracle Whip. Mayo is bland and pointless.

bunkaroo
03-21-12, 05:12 PM
Miracle Whip is fucking nasty.

TGM
03-21-12, 05:18 PM
Miracle Whip is like taking a vat of bull semen and whipping it together with sweet pickle juice.

focker
03-21-12, 06:02 PM
I think this sums it up:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/miracle_whip/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/miracle_whip/2.png

davidh777
03-21-12, 06:44 PM
Mayo, and even the light stuff is fine. But to cut fat I go mustard-only on sandwiches. I use mayo for potato and egg salads.

My Other Self
03-21-12, 08:29 PM
I grew up eating Miracle Whip and things made with Miracle Whip, but when I was finally on my own I got a jar of mayonnaise. I've never looked back.

DVD Polizei
03-21-12, 08:32 PM
Check the fat content of avocado. You might as well have the mayo.

Totally different kinds of fat, fyi.

movie diva
03-21-12, 11:04 PM
Miracle Whip tastes like ass.

http://i.imgur.com/x3zTK.jpg

I don't know if it taste like ass, but it is some nasty shit. :yack:
so I guess it does taste like ass

mndtrp
03-21-12, 11:08 PM
Miracle Whip is great. I love mixing it with Sriracha.

Charlie Goose
03-22-12, 02:18 AM
Hellman's Mayo is proof of God's love.

whotony
03-22-12, 02:27 AM
Miracle whip is vile.
Tastes like sour milk.

Jon2
03-22-12, 03:59 AM
I don't use a lot of the stuff, but mayonaisse all the way.

Miracle Whip is gross and nasty.

I can't stand either one (bleeeaaahhhhkkk :yack: ), so to me this is a little like the pot calling the kettle black.

The Bus
03-22-12, 05:50 AM
Avocados are extremely good for you. I started eating 3–4 a week and my cholesterol numbers were fantastic.

Plus, guac.

conscience
03-22-12, 07:57 AM
Mayo

Dukes and if not that Hellmanns. I will not eat any other type especially a store brand. Those and MW taste like cheap, nasty salad dressing.

Mayo on a toasted BLT? Heaven.

RunBandoRun
03-22-12, 09:09 AM
You Miracle Whip haters really should try Spin Blend. It's much better. :)

I just thought of two things I like mayo for. It's good mixed with ketchup to dip fries in, and I like it on baked potatoes sometimes (picked that up in England).

I make potato salad, tuna or chicken salad, egg salad and deviled eggs, etc. with Spin Blend. I think they are nasty made with mayo.

wildman1037
03-22-12, 11:37 AM
Mayo... Miracle Whip is an abomination against nature.

This...Although for mayo I always get the kind made with olive oil...

Sheff
03-22-12, 02:24 PM
Those who prefer the fake version over the real thing... you do know that it's essentially oil and sugar, right?

TomOpus
03-22-12, 02:42 PM
Oil. Lots and lots of oil.

Sheff
03-22-12, 02:54 PM
And for fun, here's what's in olive oil mayo (added olive oil, but still kept the soybean oil):

Water, Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Vinegar, Modified Food Starch, Sugar, Maltodextrin, Eggs

...and Smart Balance Omega Plus (sounds healthy already):

Water, Vegetable(s) Oil Blend (Canola Oil, Flax Seed Oil, Soy Oil, Olive Oil), Vinegar, Egg(s), Sugar

...if the label needs to advertise how good it is for you, it's absolutely not. See bread or cereal packaging for good examples.

TomOpus
03-22-12, 03:48 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gz0fLT_k3_U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Double_Oh_7
03-22-12, 05:19 PM
Nothing beats a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip.

Trevor
03-22-12, 05:39 PM
Nothing beats a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip.
Not true!

A bologna and cheese sandwich with Miracle Whip.

And bacon. And tomatoes.

whotony
03-22-12, 06:23 PM
Nothing beats a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip.

:yack:

And

:yack:

edstein
03-22-12, 07:35 PM
nothing beats a bologna sandwich with miracle whip.

+1

mndtrp
03-22-12, 08:22 PM
Miracle Whip also has little red flakes, which makes it seem more like a party than mayo.

Shazam
03-22-12, 11:40 PM
Nothing beats a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip.

That's because it's already been beat on.

Matthew Chmiel
03-22-12, 11:51 PM
Neither.

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1361521472/01032-Vegenaise-Original32.jpg

GMan2819
03-23-12, 12:00 AM
^^^That looks worse than mayo or MW. That DOES look like a bottle of jizz... :yack:

PenguinJoe
03-23-12, 07:23 PM
both are gross, the only decent mayo is Chipotle mayo otherwise I use light ranch or spicy mustard.

Michael Corvin
03-23-12, 10:52 PM
^^^That looks worse than mayo or MW. That DOES look like a bottle of jizz... :yack:

As long as it's human jizz I'm sure vegans are good with it.

jfoobar
03-26-12, 10:37 PM
Nothing beats a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip.

I prefer MW by a slight margin over mayo for bologna, especially on white bread. I also prefer it on fried egg sandwiches, but I haven't had one in years. Otherwise, mayo.

For just about anything that isn't bland and anything on good, whole wheat breads, I'll take mayo.

Matt
04-13-12, 10:50 AM
According to Glenn Beck's website, MIRACLE WHIP IS SOCIALIST!!! (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/advertising-fail-miracle-whip-seemingly-embracing-the-socialist-fist/)

Just look at that socialist fist!

http://i.imgur.com/2Na4N.png

"Miracle Whip’s website is running similar video ads that may or may not have political undertones.

For instance, in one of the advertisements a group of towns-people with torches and pitchforks (tea partiers?) are stirred into a frenzy over a bottle of Miracle Whip. They describe the bottle as having “red markings.”

Then, a level-headed girl tells them: “perhaps you should try it before making such wicked accusations,“ and the ”Keep an Open Mouth” slogan follows."

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logrus9
04-13-12, 11:27 AM
I hate mayo in all forms.

I basically don't eat anything that looks like semen.

If your semen looks like mayonnaise you might want to drink more water. :)

TomOpus
04-13-12, 11:40 AM
Saw some audience guy on Leno who drank an entire squeeze bottle of mayo in 60 seconds to win dinner tickets. I think he said he consumed about 4,000 calories. :wacko:

Meglos
04-13-12, 12:38 PM
If your semen looks like mayonnaise you might want to drink more water. :)

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W0mZ1azrzpc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

davidh777
05-21-12, 02:45 AM
Tried this and it tastes pretty normal

http://www.hellmanns.com/Images/380/380-97857.png

Deadman31
05-21-12, 08:24 AM
Those who prefer the fake version over the real thing... you do know that it's essentially oil and sugar, right?

Its nice to know that you prepare everything from scratch, must be nice to have that kind of time. If I want friggin mayo, I am not gonna sit there and make my my own. There is nothing wrong with the stuff in a jar.

DVD Polizei
05-21-12, 10:33 AM
Glenn Beck should follow his own advice...and Keep His Mouth Shut.

Mabuse
05-21-12, 02:45 PM
Miracle Whip is for the whitest of trash.

Canis Firebrand
05-21-12, 02:52 PM
Saw this in the store this past weekend and tried it. Makes for a tasty sandwich.

http://www.hellmanns.com/Images/380/380-97868.png

Jules Winfield
05-21-12, 02:59 PM
I was hoping cream of twikoff would have been a poll option.:(

Sheff
05-21-12, 04:38 PM
Its nice to know that you prepare everything from scratch, must be nice to have that kind of time. If I want friggin mayo, I am not gonna sit there and make my my own. There is nothing wrong with the stuff in a jar.

By the 'real thing' I meant mayo in a jar - not making it from scratch. We're talking mayo vs Miracle Whip here.