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OscarBluth
07-24-10, 01:30 AM
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

NORML54601
07-24-10, 01:44 AM
Wow. I should have known from the title but I clicked anyway. :lol:

Eat a couple of immodium and stop eating so much fatty food.

Numanoid
07-24-10, 01:59 AM
Olestra!

Giantrobo
07-24-10, 03:00 AM
Leftover Astroglide?

Charlie Goose
07-24-10, 05:41 AM
If it's clear and odorless, it's most likely the liquification of your colon. It's irreversible, inoperable, and 100% fatal. You have approximately 48 hours to get your affairs in order before a painful and quite poopy death.

crazyronin
07-24-10, 07:01 AM
If it's clear and odorless, it's most likely the liquification of your colon. It's irreversible, inoperable, and 100% fatal. You have approximately 48 hours to get your affairs in order before a painful and quite poopy death.

DIBS ON HIS DVD'S!

I mean: How awful. I feel complete compassion for your untimely demise.

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 07:47 AM
Just the type of thread I needed to wake up.

Thank You!









and now i need to :suicide:

Dr Mabuse
07-24-10, 07:55 AM
It's Lupus.

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 07:58 AM
It's Lupus.

It's a wolf? He has a wolf in his butt? Maybe a drooling wolf?????

Th0r S1mpson
07-24-10, 08:20 AM
YAADT. :lol:

rw2516
07-24-10, 08:51 AM
Taste it and report back.

GMan2819
07-24-10, 08:52 AM
Before anyone asks, NO PICS please!!!

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 08:58 AM
Before anyone asks, NO PICS please!!!

Is that the truth or are you really thinking this: :drool:

jfoobar
07-24-10, 09:10 AM
Wow. I should have known from the title but I clicked anyway. :lol:

Yeah. I thought it must be a moderator thread title change. I was wrong. :(

Graftenberg
07-24-10, 09:21 AM
I have had this same thing happen to me a few times over the years and it has always been when I am stressed. One time it was a combination of mucus and diarrhea that sent me to the doctor. They took a stool and blood sample and found that I had a bacteria which I think was in my stomach. They put me on antibiotics to clear it up.

The only thing that I can recommend is to try and not eat anything and drink lots of water. If the mucus doesn't clear up or if you notice any blood in your stool go to the doctor.

wishbone
07-24-10, 09:24 AM
Mucus is a clear, white, or yellow substance with the consistency of jelly which is produced by the mucus membrane of the large intestine. Mucus is also produced by other organs in the body such as the lungs, where it helps to trap any foreign particles that are inhaled. In the intestine, mucus protects the inner lining and helps ease the passage of stool.http://ibdcrohns.about.com/od/relatedconditions/f/mucusstool.htm

http://i31.tinypic.com/2gtynf4.jpg

:eek:

Sean O'Hara
07-24-10, 09:30 AM
I had a liquid fart last week and thought it was a little weird, but it was an isolated incident..

There's no such thing as a "liquid fart." You shit your pants.

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 09:38 AM
There's no such thing as a "liquid fart." You shit your pants.

He CLEARLY did!

Bandoman
07-24-10, 09:46 AM
Great thread!

http://myphoto.to/Images/20100427/8427670456044840815201089.gif

Mrs. Danger
07-24-10, 09:55 AM
Your anus is horny. Stick something (or someone) up it.

Bronkster
07-24-10, 09:56 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/Bronkster/wtfio8-1.gif

Goat3001
07-24-10, 10:00 AM
Did someone blow their nose in your ass recently?

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 10:05 AM
Oh, there is so much potential in this thread.

asabase
07-24-10, 10:08 AM
I don't have sigs turned on. So how many people are using the OPs post in theirs?

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 10:50 AM
I don't have sigs turned on. So how many people are using the OPs post in theirs?

I am using the post by Sean O'Hara. Good stuff, thanks Sean!

LiquidSky
07-24-10, 11:36 AM
Taste it and report back.

:eek: :lol:

OscarBluth
07-24-10, 11:38 AM
Whammy!

DoubleDownAgain
07-24-10, 11:42 AM
I think seeing a doctor would be my first course of action, even before posting it here. But that's just me I guess.

DirkUSA
07-24-10, 12:49 PM
That would require shit. There's not shit. It's just clear, odorless and not a hint of poop. .........

I consider anything that comes out of your body through your butt as shit, that's just me.

Sonny Corinthos
07-24-10, 02:48 PM
http://www.vsndaily.com/images/smilies/hahawaitwhat-cd4.gif

Shazam
07-24-10, 03:11 PM
Get checked by a doctor. They'll do a stool sample. Like another poster said you probably have a bacterial infection in your tummy.

Sean O'Hara
07-24-10, 03:21 PM
That would require shit. There's not shit. It's just clear, odorless and not a hint of poop. Strike one, O'Hara! :horsepoo:

When you have diarrhea, do you consider that shit mixed with brown fart juice?

Sorry, but in my book farts only consist of gas and aerosolized fecal matter. Anything else that comes out of your ass is either shit or santorum. (Excluding foreign bodies, of course.)

Tarantino
07-24-10, 04:07 PM
Did you recently meet an old friend who had just come out of the closet to you and his recently revealed 'partner' for lunch?

If so...you should have listened to our advice.

JumpCutz
07-24-10, 04:49 PM
Damn I put OP on my ignore list...but I still have to see his disgusting thread title when i visit otter. :sad: :)

JoeyOhhhh
07-24-10, 04:57 PM
I would advise posting this on a variety of forums before deciding a doctors visit is necessary

Ropes Pierre
07-24-10, 09:24 PM
Anything else that comes out of your ass is either shit or santorum. (Excluding foreign bodies, of course.)

Great band name

OscarBluth
07-24-10, 10:11 PM
I love lamp.

milo bloom
07-24-10, 10:28 PM
Do you have any stomach cramps before hand? Does it happen more after you eat dairy? I'm lactose intolerant and too much dairy can cause icky butt discharge like that.

RagingBull80
07-24-10, 10:31 PM
Did you spray this clear, odorless discharge into anyone's mouth? I hear that's quite refreshing!

eXcentris
07-24-10, 10:39 PM
Congratulations, you made yourself squirt.

Cheato
07-24-10, 10:51 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2xmtfLnud1qb3mmfo1_400.jpg


Squirt is not odorless. It smells like shit.

dsa_shea
07-25-10, 02:25 AM
Did you recently meet an old friend who had just come out of the closet to you and his recently revealed 'partner' for lunch?

If so...you should have listened to our advice.

LOL! I wondered what happened during that "get together".

Sean O'Hara
07-25-10, 05:28 AM
Wait, you're the Sean O'Hara? The author!? Can I buy this book at Borders? Is it about other things or just fart ingredients?

No, actually I'm the New York Giants player.

DVD Polizei
07-25-10, 10:09 AM
I had a liquid fart last week and thought it was a little weird, but it was an isolated incident.. until today. I thought I had to fart and felt something come from my cheeks that was not air. Thinking that I had just sharted, I quickly turtle-walked my ass to the bathroom and peeled off my boxers in the shower. There was no poo, just this mysterious clear liquid again. After wiping and visually inspecting it, I see that it's a clear, odorless liquid that's like Astroglide, snot and water mixed together.

Google pulled up plenty of people asking about their own anal discharges, but no one ever followed up to say if the suggestions were right. I don't have any pain or discomfort, and there's no burning sensation. I have never taken anything more than a pinky up the pooper and that was almost a decade ago so this isn't from getting cornholed by anyone or anything.

Has anyone here experienced the ass sneeze?

Stop eating so much bacon.

The Bus
07-26-10, 08:03 PM
Sorry, but in my book farts only consist of gas and aerosolized fecal matter. Anything else that comes out of your ass is either shit or santorum. (Excluding foreign bodies, of course.)

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Rick_Santorum_official_photo.jpg/475px-Rick_Santorum_official_photo.jpg">

xraybies
07-26-10, 09:20 PM
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Rick_Santorum_official_photo.jpg/475px-Rick_Santorum_official_photo.jpg">

I was going to suggest Santorum too. OP, has your lover had a change in diet that is making more spooge than can be absorbed by your colon?

Dr Mabuse
07-26-10, 09:46 PM
In a video thread on another forum, there was a YT video posted where a young and actually pretty porn star described what ass mucous tastes like. And then she got into more detail than you would ever want to know about preparing the ass for porn and stuff.

Man that was disturbing...

mhanlen1
07-26-10, 10:08 PM
This sounds delicious.

BradJ
07-26-10, 10:10 PM
I ask Otterville a legitimate question about tile grout, and I get like 3 replies.

Someone else asks about clear anal discharge with a mucusy texture, and it's on to page 3.

*sigh*

Living Dead
07-27-10, 04:57 AM
I ask Otterville a legitimate question about tile grout, and I get like 3 replies.

Someone else asks about clear anal discharge with a mucusy texture, and it's on to page 3.

*sigh*

Fact: Butt squirts are more interesting and a lot more fun than mold.

Another Fact: OP has herpes.

Gunde
07-27-10, 06:07 AM
What the hell is it with using Otterville as a place to ask medical questions? Go to the fucking doctor!

Mankal
07-27-10, 01:02 PM
Seems like you're not the only one:
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Clear_liquid_discharge_from_Anus_t69727.html

GMan2819
07-27-10, 01:09 PM
What the hell is it with using Otterville as a place to ask medical questions? Go to the fucking doctor!
But...but...the doctor will only give you serious answers....

Kmical
07-27-10, 01:36 PM
Seems like you're not the only one:
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Clear_liquid_discharge_from_Anus_t69727.html

I should have held off reading the linked messages until after lunch :(

Living Dead
07-27-10, 05:54 PM
Mmmmmmm.... booty chowder......

Kittydreamer
07-27-10, 09:45 PM
so many levels of wrong....so many....omg.....

Deadman31
07-27-10, 09:47 PM
maybe there's a small Vietnamese man in your anus

NORML54601
07-27-10, 10:08 PM
maybe there's a small Vietnamese man in your anus

That was for 30 min. max and the op made $200.

dv8
07-27-10, 10:11 PM
anyone else thirsty? -popcorn-

NotThatGuy
07-27-10, 10:47 PM
I ask Otterville a legitimate question about tile grout, and I get like 3 replies.

Someone else asks about clear anal discharge with a mucusy texture, and it's on to page 3.

*sigh*

That'll learn you to try and get a real answer from this group.

:lol:

Officer Cartman
08-10-10, 02:53 PM
Update from the OP?

Michael Corvin
08-10-10, 03:13 PM
Update from the OP?

Update (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/577612-dont-rape-me-bro-iowa.html)

mndtrp
08-10-10, 09:07 PM
My "what the fuck, don't click this thread" failsafe worked when this was posted the first time. The failsafe failed today, yikes.

Troy Stiffler
08-10-10, 10:24 PM
When my dog has the problem, he just licks it until it's clean. I suggest you do the same.

Troy Stiffler
08-10-10, 10:24 PM
update from the op?

[dead!] :(

Ropes Pierre
08-10-10, 11:32 PM
i am searching for the "young and actually pretty porn star" ass munching YT vid. You don't find out about THOSE on a thread involving grout.

DVD Polizei
08-10-10, 11:45 PM
I finally figured it out. The OP had a Group B Pregnancy.

Jack Straw
08-11-10, 08:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/thgord/HersheySquirts.jpg