Quoting The Simpsons
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Quoting The Simpsons
Does anyone else use quotes from The Simpsons pretty much every day? I was in a store today and saw a display of Moon Pies. This is pathetic, but I said to myself out loud, in old man Jasper's voice, "Moon...pies...what a time to be alive." I find myself doing random lines like this pretty much every day, especially around my Simpson-fan co-workers.
Anyone else do this?
Anyone else do this?
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64 slices of American cheese....
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
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I practiced my Homer aloud when this one popped in my head tonight.
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name.
I don't know.
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name.
I don't know.
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Haha, funny I was just discussing this today with a friend of mine.
All the time. Prime Simpsons, of course. I think it's possible to answer any question with a Simpsons quote.
All the time. Prime Simpsons, of course. I think it's possible to answer any question with a Simpsons quote.
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I like Simpsons quotes as long as it isn't the stale "I, for one, welcome our new _____ overlords." I think someone posts that in 95% of the threads here.
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I used to record bits off of the tv onto my answering machine back in the early '90's as my outgoing message. My favorites were:
Burns: I see you have your running shoes on, that's a good thing. Release the hounds.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
And yes, I always use these and others lines.
Burns: I see you have your running shoes on, that's a good thing. Release the hounds.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
And yes, I always use these and others lines.
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I do! I've actually been going through the golden years on DVD lately and there's even been a few quotes I use that I'd forgotten came from The Simpsons.
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I'm more likely to pull out a Kevin Smith reference, but I pull out Simpsons references frequently.
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Yesterday a band emailed me about their new album "Get Confident, Stupid!" I told them my album would be "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."
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I'm continually amazed at the people that have been saying the Simpsons should have been cancelled after season 10, yet continue to quote lines from recent episodes.
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Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-A to chimpan-Z though you'd never make a monkey out of me. Oh, my God! I was wrong. It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey.
Yes, You finally made a monkey.
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me. I love you, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-A to chimpan-Z though you'd never make a monkey out of me. Oh, my God! I was wrong. It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey.
Yes, You finally made a monkey.
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me. I love you, Dr. Zaius.
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I use two more often than others:
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
and
(Marge) "But you liked Rashomon!"
(Homer) "That's not how I remember it."
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
and
(Marge) "But you liked Rashomon!"
(Homer) "That's not how I remember it."
Super Nintendo Chalmers
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I used to record bits off of the tv onto my answering machine back in the early '90's as my outgoing message. My favorites were:
Burns: I see you have your running shoes on, that's a good thing. Release the hounds.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
Burns: I see you have your running shoes on, that's a good thing. Release the hounds.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
And yes, I always use these and others lines.
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