DVD Spot Shutting Down (Redux)
10-13-08, 11:23 AM
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Ode to DVDSpot - repost
I already posted this in that earlier column, too, but, in the interest of maintaining a high level of narcissistic shameless self-promotion, here's my lament:
Oh, unhappy day of foul pestilent woe,
Besmirch not my soul as my eyes overflow!
For my heart -- it has broke from pure grief at this news:
DVDSpot is closing! I am flush with the blues!!
Dark clouds of villainous hateful debris
O'er-shadow my faithful devotion to thee.
How I've loved all thy fancy customizable features,
Such as filters, wishlists and -- crap -- what rhymes with "features"?
Blessed Spot, thine existence has long brought great joy
To movie collectors: man, woman, girl, boy.
And though you are closing and going away,
There's a Spot in my heart which will be there to stay.
Oh, unhappy day of foul pestilent woe,
Besmirch not my soul as my eyes overflow!
For my heart -- it has broke from pure grief at this news:
DVDSpot is closing! I am flush with the blues!!
Dark clouds of villainous hateful debris
O'er-shadow my faithful devotion to thee.
How I've loved all thy fancy customizable features,
Such as filters, wishlists and -- crap -- what rhymes with "features"?
Blessed Spot, thine existence has long brought great joy
To movie collectors: man, woman, girl, boy.
And though you are closing and going away,
There's a Spot in my heart which will be there to stay.
