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Charlie Goose
10-04-08, 01:04 PM
9HPh8CeQEj4

Apparently this is a REAL movie, not a joke. I saw a tall skinny guy with a huge afro wig, and figured it to be a YouTube parody.

It looks like the worst piece of shit that ever plopped out of someone's ass. I've seen tranny porn with better production values.

Has anyone heard about this? Are they kidding?

Maxflier
10-04-08, 01:11 PM
That's fucking hilarious.
LMFAO at the guy playing JYD.

PopcornTreeCt
10-04-08, 02:58 PM
That was pretty funny.

Dr Mabuse
10-04-08, 03:01 PM
I've seen tranny porn with better production values.


You watch tranny porn?

Charlie Goose
10-04-08, 03:03 PM
You watch tranny porn?
I knew someone would jump on that. :lol:

awil1026
10-04-08, 03:24 PM
Ha, the imdb boards for this "film" are comical.

Looks like the worst thing ever made.

Boba Fett
10-04-08, 03:53 PM
I think I recall hearing the guy who played Tiny in House of 1000 Corpses and Devils Rejects was originally cast as Andre but died before it was finished.

Brent L
10-05-08, 11:55 AM
Yes, this is an abomination.

I find it funny that the "producer/director/writer/editor" is playing "Vince McMahon" in the film. Not to mention his name if freakin' Rokki James Hollywood.

:lol:

His quotes are straight from a douche as well:

A good night sleep is not in my vocabulary, I'll get all the sleep that I need when I'm dead.

I believe I can play on the same playground with Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, and Scorcesse without getting stabbed or shot.

My goal is for people to leave the theatre a little disturbed and wondering what the hell happened in there.

I love all the actors I work with, but when I direct, this evil twisted spirit takes over my soul causing me to change the script from scripted to unorthodox acts of improv, you see I get in actors heads, F__K them! they will love me later with the final product.

DAC
10-05-08, 01:02 PM
rotfl

KillerCannibal
10-06-08, 04:21 PM
I only made it halfway through. This could be interesting to watch... on acid. Otherwise I can't see anyone seriously paying to watch it.

clckworang
10-06-08, 06:20 PM
:whofart:

raven56706
10-06-08, 10:12 PM
:wtf:

Sonic
10-07-08, 04:53 AM
Is that really Howard Stern playing the Andre role? lol

NitroJMS
10-07-08, 10:41 PM
Definitely looks more like something a few fans or amateur wrestlers made. If they commercially release it, I'd imagine WWE's lawyers will come down on them hard for using characters like "Junkyard" and "Vince," plus I believe they own the general rights to Andre the Giant nowadays. Funny they were smart enough to use "Terry" instead of Hulk Hogan, avoid potential litigation from Hulk, Marvel and WWE who have a deal regarding that trademark.