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krkuhl
06-05-08, 02:42 PM
i just noticed today that i sit on the toilet slightly crooked... about 15 to 20 degree rotated to my left or counterclockwise on the toilets. never noticed before now. no clue why i do it--just feels natural. does anyone else do this or am i just completely weird? maybe i am just asymmetric--i have trouble with the top hamburger bun running out before the bottom one and my skirts always rotate to the right. maybe i have a ginormous right butt cheek that pushes everything over? inquiring minds want to know!

matta
06-05-08, 02:43 PM
or am i just completely weird?

It took this for you to figure it out?

:D

The Bus
06-05-08, 02:43 PM
You're strange and different.

My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.

krkuhl
06-05-08, 02:47 PM
how do your genitals touch the wall???? im getting a visual here and it is, er, um, well, a bit disturbing...

The Bus
06-05-08, 02:49 PM
Not the wall of the bathroom. The wall/inside of the toilette. And I'm not even Bando-sized or anything.

jdodd
06-05-08, 03:19 PM
toilette
We prefer the term "freedom bowl" in this country, buddy.

The Bus
06-05-08, 03:21 PM
We prefer the term "freedom bowl" in this country, buddy.

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<img src="http://www.moveamericaforward.org/images/uploads/blogimages/Toilet_Flag_LG.JPG">

wendersfan
06-05-08, 03:22 PM
i just noticed today that i sit on the toilet slightly crooked... about 15 to 20 degree rotated to my left or counterclockwise on the toilets. never noticed before now. no clue why i do it--just feels natural. does anyone else do this or am i just completely weird? maybe i am just asymmetric--i have trouble with the top hamburger bun running out before the bottom one and my skirts always rotate to the right. maybe i have a ginormous right butt cheek that pushes everything over? inquiring minds want to know!
:whofart:

4KRG
06-05-08, 03:27 PM
Pics!!!!!

AGuyNamedMike
06-05-08, 03:30 PM
CCS is a real drag, huh?

Crooked Crack Syndrome

gilbertr76
06-05-08, 04:24 PM
CCS is a real drag, huh?

Crooked Crack Syndrome
She'll have to post pics if a proper diagnosis is to result...

-popcorn-

GrimTangent
06-05-08, 04:46 PM
I sit a bit crooked too, facing to the right a bit, to where the door is. I guess I just want to not have to turn my head to see what's going on down the hall in the kitchen.

Tracer Bullet
06-05-08, 06:20 PM
At home, I have to sit crooked. The toilet is too close to the wall.

Bandoman
06-05-08, 06:24 PM
Not the wall of the bathroom. The wall/inside of the toilette. And I'm not even Bando-sized or anything.

I'm lucky if I can keep it in the room.

mndtrp
06-05-08, 06:39 PM
I don't have this crooked ass problem. In fact, I'm kind of like Hank Hill, in that I don't have much of an ass at all.

criptik28
06-05-08, 07:35 PM
Er...yeah, seems a little strange to me. Sorry! :)

DeputyDave
06-05-08, 08:06 PM
yeah, you're a nutter.

MBoyd
06-05-08, 08:20 PM
You know sometimes the seat is attached crooked. Maybe thats the case?

andicus
06-05-08, 08:21 PM
You're strange and different.

My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.
Hear, hear! That is extremely annoying.

Nick Danger
06-06-08, 08:47 AM
Shouldn't this be an NQOTD?

Pointyskull
06-06-08, 09:05 AM
My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.

Put the seat down first....