OH. MY. GOD. (movie trailer)

[Vipper II]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/meyouusforever/trailer/

You've gotta be shitting me. I'm utterly speechless, otherwise.

[whoopdido]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/meyouusforever/trailer/

You've gotta be shitting me. I'm utterly speechless, otherwise.

Ha ha. That was...interesting.

[Charlie Goose]

This looks like the crappiest of crapperiffic Lifetime TV movies, starring Melissa Gilbert & Robby Benson.

[riotinmyskull]

this can't be serious.

[MBoyd]

It's probably one of those Christian produced movies that gets almost no marketing and shows up in 200 theaters for like a week. I see it quite often at the Plano Cinemark. There's a church in Albany GA (where I lived in the 80s) that produced a few of them I think.

And yeah I think it looks like utter shit. :lol:

[The Bus]

It's by the director of The Daylight Zone!

Tagline: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not of man but of God, for Whose eyes there are no hidden secrets or dark corners. Where everything is seen as the noonday, your next stop is... [The Daylight Zone]

[xfilekr]

For a second I thought the title was OH MY GOD

[MoviePage]

Looks like next year's Best Picture race is over!

[RichC2]

:lol:... Anyone else think Uwe Boll will turn to the churches after his german loophole money dries up?

Of course, no bad trailer has come close to:

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[BullGooseLoony]

For some reason, I kept expecting a predator to pop up.

[TheNightFlier]

For a second I thought the title was OH MY GOD

I did as well.

[Zen Peckinpah]

:lol:... Anyone else think Uwe Boll will turn to the churches after his german loophole money dries up?

Of course, no bad trailer has come close to:

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Did I just see the Jump to Conclusions Map guy from Office Space in that trailer?

[RichC2]

Indeed you did.

[devilshalo]

Count me as another that was expecting a movie titled OMG. :|

[Charlie Goose]

Did I just see the Jump to Conclusions Map guy from Office Space in that trailer?
Barney Miller and Captain Stubing!

[SuckaMC]

I can't believe I just watched that. Thanks.

[SuckaMC]

Crap. I just watched the other one. To Hell with both of you.

[jwerner]

This can't be Christian. It's endorsing "cheating" on his wife.

As for the "Christian" movies out there nowadays . . . I could pull something more creative out of my nose!

[aeron]

It doesn't look very good, but it's not that bad...Not enough to warrant a post about how bad it is! :-) Not as bad as the 'awe'-ful trailer for Daddy Day Camp, for example...Or half of the other comedy trailers I've seen--Freddy Got Fingered, Pluto Nash...

[RichC2]

Change the text and alter the music slightly, and you could have a Twin Peaks-style movie.

[DullandWitless]

http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflarms.gif

[RichC2]

That is the greatest emoticon ever made.

[The Bus]

:lol:... Anyone else think Uwe Boll will turn to the churches after his german loophole money dries up?

Of course, no bad trailer has come close to:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ORv7TVaWjac&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ORv7TVaWjac&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Holy cow.

[Brack]

Looks to be the funniest movie of the year.

[mdc3000]

Wait, this was real? Even with the actors last names being Rozgay and Asswad?! One of the most brutal trailers I've ever seen.

[Zen Peckinpah]

It's like PAX trying to remake Time After Time.

[Legolas]

You know, two Uwe Boll trailers popped up on Apple's trailer site in the same month, so I guess they've lowered their standards. Maybe next they'll be showing Transmorphers 2 or Snakes on an Elevator... though an Asylum movie on Quicktime would actually be an upgrade.

[boredsilly]

I was waiting for the joke, or for someone to blowup or something. And...it never came.

[whoopdido]

I just watched Cloverfield and believe or not but this trailer was on before Cloverfield. I couldn't believe it. It's just as bad on the big screen. I can't imagine that the audience for Cloverfield would be even remotely interested in this movie even if the trailer was actually decent. There were definitely a lot of snickers in the theater after the trailer was over.

[Lady Deviant]

ok well that blows and now I'm drowning in sap.

[DVD Polizei]

It's kinda like Notebook: The Version You've Never Seen!

[droidguy1119]

It's kinda like Notebook: The Version You've Never Seen!This is a lie. Without the spider-walk it's nothing like that cut of The Notebook.

[Suprmallet]

I know it's not Christian, but since we're talking about awful trailers, I have one that I watch time and time again:

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[droidguy1119]

Weha especting! Ha ha!

[Merkin Muffley]

I now feel compelled to watch Time Changer.

[entitee]

wow, that was hilarious.
From the trailer I expect this to be an excellent movie about
people contently staring off into space.

[DonnachaOne]

Well, at least it's well-lit...

[Brack]

Well, at least it's well-lit...

I think in order to enjoy this, you'd have to be well lit.

[ukywyldcat]

ah, this movie looks sweet.

[mdc3000]

I only just noticed now that both Time Changer and Me & You, Us, Forever are made by the same production company, Five & Two pictures... If I ever see that logo before a movie, I'm getting the fuck outta there...

[SI78]

When it got to the part that said they'd been dating for 4 months, 2 weeks, and 28 days, I thought for certain the zombies would emerge... or at the very least a tipsy Sandra Bullock.

Then we get to the end where it is very clear this is some christian flick (directed by Dave Christiano no less) and the actors are named Rozgay and Asswad?

Then we find out this epic romance is being released the day after Valentine's Day?

Please tell me we are being set up for the most delicious film parody of the year!

[True_Story1011]

ah, this movie looks sweet.


... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

[JDChapier]

This has to be the worst movie ever, it just has to be. When they mentioned the elapsed time, I was expecting them to pinpoint the moment when he became 18 (and she was still 17) ... and then introduce statutory rape. "Their parents and the law say it's illegal, but they fight for their love that burns brighter than 1000 suns."

[Charlie Goose]

According to the IMDB, The Room had a budget of $6,000,000. I'd like to know where the other $5,999,000 went. Someone is walking around Hollywood with an extra $5,999,000 in their pocket.

This is a fun thread. More awesomely bad shit please. :)

[Suprmallet]

The Room still gets shown once a month in both San Francisco and Los Angeles. Tommy Wiseau has definitely made money off of the picture.

[DRG]

:lol:... Anyone else think Uwe Boll will turn to the churches after his german loophole money dries up?

Of course, no bad trailer has come close to:

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Ha, I saw about ten minutes of this movie when it came to the dollar theater my friend works at. I couldn't take much more, as I was completely sober.

[bdshort]

This thread has made me want to see "The Room", as it appears from both the trailer and the reviews at IMDB to be the best worst movie ever made. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn't seem to have it, and I don't know if I should spend the $10 or $11 or whatever it is from Amazon just to check it out. Maybe it will give me a reason to go to LA someday to see a screening with an audience of "fans" ;)

The other two movies just look like boring movies with bad acting and probably some sort of overbearing religous message that I have no interest in seeing...

[UAIOE]

I think someone invented time travel before 1890 (or before after).

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/docbrown.jpg

[Suprmallet]

This thread has made me want to see "The Room", as it appears from both the trailer and the reviews at IMDB to be the best worst movie ever made. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn't seem to have it, and I don't know if I should spend the $10 or $11 or whatever it is from Amazon just to check it out. Maybe it will give me a reason to go to LA someday to see a screening with an audience of "fans" ;)



I've actually purchased two copies of the DVD and have gone to numerous midnight L.A. screenings. It's very much worth it to own the disc and share it with your friends. It simply has to be seen to be believed.

[Brent L]

When I first saw this thread, I read the title as a sequel to the old "Oh, God!" movies with George Burns.

And speaking of Oh, God!, did you guys know a remake was in the works?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0425319/

:lol:

[caligulathegod]

Here's the real "OH MY GOD!!" (It's pretty gory)
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[Trevor]

Caligulathegod, you owe me two hours of my life back.

[caligulathegod]

And yet it's still better than the two minutes spent with "Me & You, Us, Forever".



2 hours?

[Perkinsun Dzees]

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[UAIOE]

I remember that movie!

Wasn't there some dude in a mansion and someone putting that stuff on themself "down there"?

[Rival11]

I'm sick today and I really, really, did not need to see that Time Changer trailer. Can't believe I sat through the whole thing.

[Trevor]

2 hours?

It seemed like 2 hours. :)