lcnickell

anyone heard the Bring Him Home Santa song?

my god, what a freaking joke.

it easily tops the time i heard a rascall flatts song about some girl with cancer and she shaves her head- don't know the song, but i thought it was a joke at first.

FantasticVSDoom

Come on... The Christmas Shoes and Proud to be an American are easily worse than that, and I've never even heard that song before.

lcnickell

ok, i had to compare the 2, i overexaggerated.

the rascall flatts song is worse.

it's called skin.

lcnickell

i'm also the worst with spelling

Matto1020

"Before He Cheats"

This is the worst woman power song I've ever heard! Some chick has her man cheat on her and wonders why after she threatens to basically go apeshit on him!

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reel_deal

I saw Carrie Underwood singing that once on MTV. hahah...Never liked the song anyway.

Norm de Plume

http://home.nyc.rr.com/brux/AOC/aoc1.html

Someone posted this hilarious shit here one time, and I've never forgotten it. When the guy first starts squawking, it sounds like we've mistakenly stumbled into the middle of Riyadh at prayer time; a moment later one realizes it's English.

edclem

i'm going to second the Christmas Shoes vote.
worst.song.ever.

slymer

Nickleback has to be up for consideration

reel_deal

For me, I think it would be Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.. I really kinda hate it because it is so irritating and it really gives me the creeps..

Decker

There's a song off the album Chicago 18 (the first one after Peter Cetera left) that's about the thrid track on the album (not burried deep in the album like it should be). It's called "Forever" and it is, to this day, the worst song I ever heard. It's so bad that I actually kept the CD; I would have given it away, but I needed the historical proof. The terrible meandering music really makes the track along with the singing of couplets that never even come close to rhyming. I wish I culd find a music link, but for now, check out the deep, deep lyrics and see if you can imagine how it would sound to terrible music.

Every day it seems we hear the same old story.
Every day there’s lovers giving up on love.
People say it’s just a fact of modern living.
All around us, people fall in love and marry.
Then we hear they’re breaking up, and wonder why?
Did they mean it when they said it was forever?
All I know is what I feel.

Chorus:
Forever
Is a long, long time.
Longer than we ever realize.
Forever
Is a long, long time.
I’m gonna love you the rest of my life.
Forever.

Every day I spend with you, I call it lucky,
Every night we touch and speak the words of love.
Did I mean it when I said it was forever?
All I know is what I feel.

Chorus

I’m gonna love you the rest of my life
Forever

Spiderbite

Love the Youube link for the "man's" response. Can't wait to let my wife hear that.

Brent L

Imagine no longer!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/59387903a37699/

prp2

Jesus man...that's absolutely terrible!!

Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneakin' out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time I had better things to do
Criminal records says I've broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate
Last man and now that it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh oh oh oh god I....I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I have a photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops seeing us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh oh oh oh god I...I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I have a photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase it
you can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
So hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change......

Every memory of looking out the back door
I have a photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
Its hard to say, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me......

Breton

"I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene

Supermallet

"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt is the worst song I've ever heard. I want to scratch my eyes out whenever it comes on the radio.

ruddiger_718

The Beach Boys - "Cocomo"

It's GODDAMN "COCOMO"

Don't even fight me on this.

RandyC

I have posted this about 10 times. No contest.

wilky61

Off the top of my head, the worst songs I've ever heard are:

J. Geils Band -- Freeze Frame
the Beatles -- Yellow Submarine
Fergie -- London Bridge

Hmm, that might be all I can lump into that tier. Lord knows I really hate "Do the Evolution" by Pearl Jam, but I don't think it's near as bad as FF/YS/LB.

The Bus

I liked that song when I was like in 4th grade. I put it on a mix CD that I gave to someone and when it came on it stuck out like a sore, gangrened thumb. With worms in it. Worms that eat you.

It's pretty terrible.

Jason

That's a big fist full of fail right there.

UAIOE

I 'm going to agree, that song is terrible.

nickdawgy

Why all the hate for Nickelback?

chris_sc77

I don't know the name of the song but I have to hear it everyday at work at Lowe's.
Its obviously a shitkicking redneck asshole singing it and the lyrics are something like "some day i hope.........my little girl"
I hate this song and am extremely disgusted by it and hope whoever sings it dies.


Sorry, but I have been hearing this shit for like a year now and they JUST KEEP PLAYING IT!!!!!!!