Buy:Goat3001
11-14-07, 04:02 PM
I started playing online poker again. Today was the first time I've played in about 6-8 months. In the one 10 player sit and go game I played today I happened to encounter every online player cliche:
1) The guy who shows you every hand he bluffs to win.
Thanks for letting me know you were bluffing the last 10 hands you won. I'll remember that next time I have a good hand. I took him out on a hand he was bluffing.
2) The all in small blind.
This guy goes all in everytime everyone before him folds to put pressure on the guy next to him to fold. Needless to say he was taken out when the guy next to him called his all-in. The small blind had 10s6c and the big blind had JJ.
3) The guy who tells you what you have before he plays.
This was a good one. He was the first one booted in the game. Player 1 raised pre flop. Player 2 calls. Everyone else folds. Flop comes down all low cards. Player 1 bets. Player 2 says in the chat box "you have AK, but I paired up", so he goes all in. Player 1 calls with 2 pair (neither card being ace or king).
4) The guy thats better than you
He'll let you know it too. He knows when you're bluffing and when he's wrong, he starts cursing. The guy in the game I played today said that he had played in multiple WSOP final tables but never won a ring. Another player replies with "don't you mean bracelet?" That guy shut up pretty quick.
On a hand late in the game, I bet hard. He tells me I'm bluffing as I've done this everytime I'm in the dealer position. He goes raises me all in. I call with a high pocket pair to his JQ suited and win. For the next 5 hands he goes on a rant about how I'm a terrible player and got lucky. At this point he's playing on tilt and is going in almost every hand and finally another guy takes him out.
I wonder why a professional player was playing a $10 game.
5) The guy that goes down with the ship.
He's the one that will bet pre flop and refuse to fold. He'll call you all the way to the river with a low pair. Love this guy. He never makes it far though.
It was quite the cast of characters I was playing with today. They're always amusing. Anyone have anymore that they want to add to the list?
1) The guy who shows you every hand he bluffs to win.
Thanks for letting me know you were bluffing the last 10 hands you won. I'll remember that next time I have a good hand. I took him out on a hand he was bluffing.
2) The all in small blind.
This guy goes all in everytime everyone before him folds to put pressure on the guy next to him to fold. Needless to say he was taken out when the guy next to him called his all-in. The small blind had 10s6c and the big blind had JJ.
3) The guy who tells you what you have before he plays.
This was a good one. He was the first one booted in the game. Player 1 raised pre flop. Player 2 calls. Everyone else folds. Flop comes down all low cards. Player 1 bets. Player 2 says in the chat box "you have AK, but I paired up", so he goes all in. Player 1 calls with 2 pair (neither card being ace or king).
4) The guy thats better than you
He'll let you know it too. He knows when you're bluffing and when he's wrong, he starts cursing. The guy in the game I played today said that he had played in multiple WSOP final tables but never won a ring. Another player replies with "don't you mean bracelet?" That guy shut up pretty quick.
On a hand late in the game, I bet hard. He tells me I'm bluffing as I've done this everytime I'm in the dealer position. He goes raises me all in. I call with a high pocket pair to his JQ suited and win. For the next 5 hands he goes on a rant about how I'm a terrible player and got lucky. At this point he's playing on tilt and is going in almost every hand and finally another guy takes him out.
I wonder why a professional player was playing a $10 game.
5) The guy that goes down with the ship.
He's the one that will bet pre flop and refuse to fold. He'll call you all the way to the river with a low pair. Love this guy. He never makes it far though.
It was quite the cast of characters I was playing with today. They're always amusing. Anyone have anymore that they want to add to the list?