SteelgearX

Hey, guys, I just had an idea for what I think might be a fun topic. It's going to be a joke topic where no one's games or systems are sacred. Here you can make fun of, and shit on anything you don't like just for the hell of it.

I'll start by asking: How many times can Samus Aran completely lose (and subsequently regain) all her abilities? I mean, this bitch can barely keep her clothes on at the beginning of every game.


P.S.-- Please keep in mind this is just for fun. DO NOT TRY TO DEFEND GAMES HERE. If you are easily offended by people making fun of your favorite games, systems, series, then this is not the thread for you.

taffer

How many times can Mario save Princess Toadstool from Bowser?

How many times can Link save Zelda from Ganon?

When will Final Fantasy finally be final?

When will Factor 5 make something other than a flight combat game that recycles the same gameplay and same Hoth level over and over?

When will there be a Metal Gear game that is 90% game and 10% movie instead of the other way around?

glassdragon

Megaman has had so many powers by now, he has so many different robot abilities in him by now. He is pretty much a nuclear swiss army knife

Michael Corvin

Where'd that venom come from?

Liver&Onions

Yeah, not cool to poke fun at a member who can't defend himself. I'm debating closing the thread altogether seeing as it's quite likely to get ugly. It is the internet after all and everyone gets offended.

Michael Corvin

Yeah, I think we've tried this before and it got ugly real quick. Starts off on the right foot, but then it only takes one person to misread the first post and then it is all downhill from there.

SteelgearX

Ok, sorry, I deleted the post. I was trying to be funny. Won't happen again.

As far as making fun of games and stuff, why should anyone get mad? I think it's pretty clear what the purpose of the thread is.

JasonF

How dare you say that!? Pistols at dawn, sir! Pistols at dawn!

xmiyux

I have thought that before. I can only imagine him sitting down at night, unloading his pockets to change into pajamas. Leaf shield... check... Mega Buster... check... Boomerang shot... check...

SteelgearX

At least he's a robot... where's Solid Snake keep all his stuff?

Baron Of Hell

Mike Vick got the idea of dog fighting from playing pokemon.

fmian

The PS3 controller sucks dead donkey balls.
John Carmack needs to stop kissing Steve Jobs ass and learn to dress properly.
and can Bioware please go back to making RPG's in a 2D isometric view?