Scary Movie 5 — Predict the references.
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Scary Movie 5 — Predict the references.
No, it hasn't been announced. But I bet there's 90,703,745 reasons they'll be making a fifth one.
So, what "hilarious" jokes can we expect to see?
I think the movie poster will have some takeoff on the 5/V from V from Vendetta. Can you imagine if it's revealed that it's Leslie Nielsen spray-painting something?
And 300. Boy, we've got some jokes there. Maybe cast a really tall guy (Charles Barkley) as King Xerxes. And then, and then he goes into a room... and he catches his jewelry on something. (Maybe the penis on a statue... ). And it tears his nipple off and it lands in someone's drink.
Man, these things write themselves.
So, what "hilarious" jokes can we expect to see?
I think the movie poster will have some takeoff on the 5/V from V from Vendetta. Can you imagine if it's revealed that it's Leslie Nielsen spray-painting something?
And 300. Boy, we've got some jokes there. Maybe cast a really tall guy (Charles Barkley) as King Xerxes. And then, and then he goes into a room... and he catches his jewelry on something. (Maybe the penis on a statue... ). And it tears his nipple off and it lands in someone's drink.
Man, these things write themselves.
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I'd expect the following Grindhouse reference:
Anna Ferris will loose her leg halfway through the movie, but her boyfriend will rig a vacuum cleaner so it can be plugged into the stump.
Anna Ferris will loose her leg halfway through the movie, but her boyfriend will rig a vacuum cleaner so it can be plugged into the stump.
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How about they make it rated R and bring back the Wayans Brothers to be involved in the project.
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Originally Posted by Bluelitespecial
How about they make it rated R and bring back the Wayans Brothers to be involved in the project.
I vote people just stop going to see these stupid spoofs.
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I'd expect a Spider-Man 3 reference involving the Venom suit only it will appear to be... a by product of male ejaculate.
A probable Silver Surfer reference talking about silver genitals.
Dreamgirls?
A probable Silver Surfer reference talking about silver genitals.
Dreamgirls?