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Buttmunker
02-21-07, 08:43 AM
I don't know what the hell...but everytime I drink something, I sneeze. Could be water, could be soda, could be any damn thing. 8 times out of 10, I will sneeze immediately after.

This is especially bothersome if I take a drink immediately after chewing some food - you know how that is: all the food sprays everywhere.

This has been going on for about 4 weeks now. I never heard of such a thing!

j123vt_99
02-21-07, 08:48 AM
Lupus

Lord Rick
02-21-07, 08:51 AM
"Cancer? - is it cancer?" - George Costanza.

emanon
02-21-07, 08:57 AM
Evil Jared

Minor Threat
02-21-07, 08:59 AM
It's psychological.....

Bandoman
02-21-07, 09:04 AM
I think you have AIDS.

dork
02-21-07, 09:21 AM
Did this start when you was six years old?

RunBandoRun
02-21-07, 09:23 AM
You have Idiopathic Incontinence Sydrome, a fatal disorder caused by posting too much on internet message boards when you should be eating, drinking, and peeing.

It's been nice knowing you. Especially since I never had to eat with you spewing waterlogged Pringles crumbs in my face.

:D

nazz
02-21-07, 10:10 AM
You are allergic to liquid. Seeing as how your body and the planet are mostly made up of liquid you are screwed unless you dehydrate yourself and build a space ship.

Mrs. Danger
02-21-07, 10:23 AM
Serious response: Try drinking warm, rather than cold, liquids.

Groucho
02-21-07, 10:26 AM
I've known of no living person that exhibits these symptoms. Therefore, Dr. Groucho concludes that you are dead.

Buttmunker
02-21-07, 10:26 AM
Thank you, Mrs. Danger! :)

Dan1boy
02-21-07, 11:07 AM
Hello, my name is Jimmy Pop.

Bronkster
02-21-07, 11:16 AM
Serious response:
WTF? :whofart: :hscratch:

jdodd
02-21-07, 12:46 PM
These symptoms are frequently the result of munking too many butts.

Sincerely,
jdodd, MD

UncleGramps
02-21-07, 12:50 PM
Sounds like you need to ice your sack.

TGM
02-21-07, 12:53 PM
Microphallus. Certainly sounds like a severe case of microphallus.

mllefoo
02-21-07, 12:57 PM
It's rabies.

kenbuzz
02-21-07, 12:59 PM
Lupushttp://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/b/imagesb/bears/bears7.jpg

TGM
02-21-07, 01:04 PM
In all honesty, because I am indeed a doctor... (or do I just play one on TV?)

The reflex is probably the result of a malfunction in the fifth cranial nerve, called the trigeminal nerve. The trigeminal nerve is responsible for facial sensation and such motor functions as biting, swallowing, and, yes, sneezing. Scientists believe that in some people, the trigeminal nerve is linked to the optic nerve, which transmits visual impulses to the brain.

Do you sneeze when you look at the sun? A sneeze provoked by sudden exposure to intense light is known as the photic sneeze reflex—AKA: ACHOO (for Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst). It occurs in about a quarter of the population. Many other common, and not so common things can trigger a sneeze, IE: colds, allergies, cold air, humidity, irritants such as pepper or other smells, eating too much, cooling certain parts of the skin, sexual excitment, hair pulling, shivering, even eyebrow plucking. And that's only some of the triggers.

http://www.ucc-ny.com/images/trigeminal-image.jpg

Bring it up to your PCP, likely is nothing, but it may be an early, early precursor to Trigeminal Neuralgia:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.umanitoba.ca/cranial_nerves/trigeminal_neuralgia/manuscript/images/tncomp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.umanitoba.ca/cranial_nerves/trigeminal_neuralgia/manuscript/types.html&h=378&w=380&sz=42&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=YGvThwOBg4ww4M:&tbnh=122&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrigeminal%2Bnerve%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

Rockmjd23
02-21-07, 01:07 PM
You have Three Stooges Syndrome.

Mrs. Danger
02-21-07, 03:56 PM
What TallGuyMe said... which is why I suggested warm drinks instead of cold. Your Trigeminal nerve is getting touchy as it ages.

I sneeze when I look at bright light, also when I am nauseous.

bunkaroo
02-21-07, 06:34 PM
LOL I thought "neuralgia" was a word Elaine made up....

The Bus
02-21-07, 06:39 PM
In all honesty, because I am indeed a doctor... (or do I just play one on TV?)

The reflex is probably the result of a malfunction in the fifth cranial nerve, called the trigeminal nerve. The trigeminal nerve is responsible for facial sensation and such motor functions as biting, swallowing, and, yes, sneezing. Scientists believe that in some people, the trigeminal nerve is linked to the optic nerve, which transmits visual impulses to the brain.

Do you sneeze when you look at the sun? A sneeze provoked by sudden exposure to intense light is known as the photic sneeze reflex—AKA: ACHOO (for Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst). It occurs in about a quarter of the population. Many other common, and not so common things can trigger a sneeze, IE: colds, allergies, cold air, humidity, irritants such as pepper or other smells, eating too much, cooling certain parts of the skin, sexual excitment, hair pulling, shivering, even eyebrow plucking. And that's only some of the triggers.

http://www.ucc-ny.com/images/trigeminal-image.jpg

Bring it up to your PCP, likely is nothing, but it may be an early, early precursor to Trigeminal Neuralgia:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.umanitoba.ca/cranial_nerves/trigeminal_neuralgia/manuscript/images/tncomp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.umanitoba.ca/cranial_nerves/trigeminal_neuralgia/manuscript/types.html&h=378&w=380&sz=42&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=YGvThwOBg4ww4M:&tbnh=122&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrigeminal%2Bnerve%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

rotfl

The jokes just keep on coming. "Trigeminal nerve" :lol: That almost sounds real.

Bronkster
02-21-07, 07:52 PM
http://www.ucc-ny.com/images/trigeminal-image.jpg

You swallowed an octopus!! :eek:

milo bloom
02-21-07, 08:39 PM
http://www.ucc-ny.com/images/trigeminal-image.jpg


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