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Old 10-12-06, 07:16 AM
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ethan albright strikes back

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...2&LayoutType=1

you tell him ethan!
Old 10-12-06, 07:59 AM
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DEFINITELY belongs in either VG talk or Sports, but extremely funny.

EDIT: "When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks"
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That was great. Nice find.
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LMAO!! That was freaking hillarious! ::

If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
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That was great.
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"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox."
Since I know nothing about football (real or videogame) or the site, I assume this is a parody but is the person in question a real player?
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Originally Posted by squidget
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"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox."
Since I know nothing about football (real or videogame) or the site, I assume this is a parody but is the person in question a real player?
Yup, he's really a long snapper with the Redskins and in fact the lowest ranked overall player in Madden.
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thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.
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thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.
I'm pretty sure it was actually him that wrote it. He's been on camera several times about it and even got into a fight with Ladell Betts in camp over each other CAR rating.
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Originally Posted by squidget
thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.
I don't know if he's seen the article, but he does know that he's the worst ranked player in Madden '07.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...e=hruby/060906
"Honestly, I don't know what to say about the Madden ratings," Albright says with a laugh. "Some guys are into it. I'm not. Doesn't register with me at all. Rate me whatever, I don't care."

He pauses.

"Did they rank all the players in the league, all the other long snappers?"
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I must have been the only one that thought the article wasn't funny at all.
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I must have been the only one that thought the article wasn't funny at all.
I didn't really find it all that funny either.
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^^^
disgruntled long snappers.
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Originally Posted by edstein
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disgruntled long snappers.

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