Least subtle double entendres in a song

[cungar]

Woke Up With Wood by ZZ Top

When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard

[Michael Corvin]

okay.

Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

- Aerosmith

[Groucho]

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

[cungar]

LOL Yep Spinal Tap wins for least subtle (and loudest) rock band.

[Tscott]

Pink Thing - XTC

Anytime you rise, I'm here,
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.

I want to take you out and show you round the world,
Pink thing it'll be OK.
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled,
Pink thing what would straight folks say?

That man isn't fit to enter heaven.
That man is a sinner,
Ever burning in disgrace.
Pink thing, spit in my face,
I'd love you for it.

Anytime you call, I'll fall,
Into madness for you pink thing.
You make me want to live.
You make me want to die.
And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.

I want to take you out and show you to the girls,
Pink thing they're a whole new tribe.
If you could only see the way the way the gingham swirls,
Pink thing it's a whole new vibe.

That man isn't fit to be a father.
That man is a sinner,
'Fore they cast me down to die,
Pink thing, spit in my eye,
I'd love you for it.
Yes, I'd love you for it.

Anytime you rise, I'm here,
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high.

I want to introduce you,
Take you to the brink thing.
I want to introduce you,
Tell me what you think thing. I want to introduce you,
Make that missing link thing.
Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?

You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?

Little pink thing.

[DRG]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

"Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo" by Bloodhound Gang

[Ginwen]

Big Balls (AC/DC)

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest balls of all

(chorus)
oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

and my balls are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody comes and comes again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

(chorus)

some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

(chorus)

[GuessWho]

JACKYL - SHE LOVES MY COCK

See the bird on the barstool?
She’s watchin’ on a jerk !
And it she likes the way he looks,
She’ll put his ass to work!

And you know she’s been all around the block;
Tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock –
But she loves my cock!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!

There ain’t no need to change it –
That’s just the way it is!
She got to find a bigger jerk;
She got to have his jizz!

And you know she been all around the block;
She tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock – (Ha!)
But she loves my COCK!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!

There’s as many hands on her as the knob on a door.
She’s such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pr-r-r-r-r-r… pretty little whore!
To get to my cock, she would walk through the flames of Hell!
‘Cause I can always tell when she’s comin’…
I can always tell !

She loves my cock!

She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! She loves my cock!

I gotta hard-on for you…

[GuessWho]

SCATTERBRAIN - "MR JOHNSON & THE JUICE CREW"

Here is a tribute to my best friend,
Hung with me since the beginning
And he'll be there to the end.
Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew.

I love Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew too,
And all the girls that meet him, they love him too.
'Cause he's the baddest of the bad, hardest of the hard,
Mr. Johnson is a giant, dare I call him God?
Juice Crew - Dept. of Energy
The power Mr. Johnson, Johnson powers me.
And all the girls keep knockin' - knockin' on my door,
All those Johnson junkies want more and more.
So hail Mr. Johnson and his two friends, too,
Mr. Johnson super hero, Johnson and the Juice Crew.
Juice Crew!

Johnson's hypnotizing and Johnson's mesmerizing...
Johnson keeps me vital, Johnson keeps me strong
Just like Samson had the power when his hair was long.
Everybody needs a source of power,
A hammer works for Thor but I got Johnson power...
Every minute every hour.

So darn cute a big head with one eye,
Girls can't keep their hands off of him and neither can I.
Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew.

[DrRingDing]

Big Balls (AC/DC)


I was hoping I wasn't going to be the first to post this one! :D :thumbsup:, Ginwen!

[cungar]

JACKYL - SHE LOVES MY COCK

Maybe I should qualify this. I didn't ask for filthiest lyrics. We all know there's plenty of those. Post lyrics that leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

[Alan Smithee]

"Big Balls" is about balls, as in dances.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's super to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tager to the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or john thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the docks, and you won't a-come a-back!

[Tscott]

Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? - The Cramps

Here kitty kitty.
You better move along.
Cuz the big cats walk
at the break of dawn.
Now doggonnit baby.
Oohh I said doggone...

Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the houndog baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow.
If your pussy can't do the dog.

I'm the king of the jungle.
They call me tiger man.
I'm gonna do the bird.
If I can, if I can.
My bird can do the dog.
If your pussy can?

Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the bulldog baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow.
If your pussy can't do the dog.

Come on and wag that tail.
Baby you can't fail.
If'n your pussy can't do the dog.
Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...

No pedigree from France will get you in the dance.
Lessin your pussy can do the dog.

Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the poodlecut baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow.
If your pussy can't do the dog.

Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail.
If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!

[cdollaz]

ZZ Top also has "Perl Necklace" and "I Got The Six (You Got The Nine)"

[freshticles]

Danger Zone - Mr. Kenny Loggins

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone

You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone

I think it's secretly about doing it with a chick on her period and that's a taboo subject for kenny...

[rw2516]

There's a novelty song called "The Pussycat Song" or something. Haven't heard it in several years. Sung by female with sexy voice and nothing but double entendres. Goes something like:

My pussycat fell asleep in the sun
Now I've got a hot pussy

My pussycat got caught in the rain
Now I've got a wet pussy

My pussycat got gum in her fur
I had to shave my pussy

etc.

[JasonF]

AC/DC also has a song about Brian Johnson's stiff ... upper lip.

Aerosmith has a song about Steven Tyler's big ten inch ... record of the band that plays the blues.

[Andalusia]

"My Ding-a-Ling" - Chuck Berry

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my ding-a-ling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own ding-a-ling

[Hiro11]

My sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Where I come from there's a place called heaven

That's the place where all the good children go.
The houses are of silver
the streets of gold.
But there's more where you come from - my sugar walls.
My sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Blood races to your private spots

let's me know there's a fire.
You can't fight passion when passion is hot

Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls.

Let me take you somewhere you've never been

I could show you things you've never seen.
I could make you never wanna fall in love again

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.

Take advantage
it's alright

I feel so alive when I'm with you!
Come and feel my presence
it's reigning tonight.
Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls.
Let me take you somewhere you've never been
. . .

I can tell you want me - my sugar walls -
it's impossible to hide.
Your body's on fire
admit it! Come inside.
My sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Come inside my sugar walls
my sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

My sugar walls
my sugar walls

[Cusm]

Prince - Little Red Corvette (or just about anything else)

Depeche Mode has several and if you look at some old Judas Priest songs you will find some now that Rob Halferd is out - he says so himself.

[Hiro11]

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride where I like.

[j123vt_99]

Cherry Pie
Warrant

Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night yea
Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause
They're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause
She wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater
I scream you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause
You can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie oh yea
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' to the drums
Swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass
In the back of my car
Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas
But we'll get where
We're goin' if we
Swing real fast
I scream you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause
You can't ignore her
Swing it! All night long,
Swing it!
Swing in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
We forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
He said you ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie oh yea
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet cherry pie

[Michael Corvin]

There's a novelty song called "The Pussycat Song" or something. Haven't heard it in several years. Sung by female with sexy voice and nothing but double entendres. Goes something like:



Asylum Street Spankers - The Pussycat Song

Excellent song, btw. Not really novelty, think comedy. Bob & Tom used to play it all the time until Janet & Justin ruined everything.

I can't believe I forgot Big Balls by AC/DC. The winner, hands down. Pearl Necklace is another great one.

[costanza187]

ANYTHING by 2 Live Crew?

Was also thinking about Ted Nugent's what I have heard is references to STD in "Cat Scratch Fever"

[Michael Corvin]

"the Jack" by AC/DC which is about gonorrhea

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She play'd 'em fast
And she play'd 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack, And who knows what else?
She's got the Jack, Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack
She gave me the Jack hey
She's got the Jack, and it hurts!

[ytrez]

Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn:

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto
hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus
I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo
always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah
but you can call me cookie,

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause
Just another cause
Made a meal out of me and come back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

[mphtrilogy]

"I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for"

The Pretenders, Precious

[pinata242]

Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn:

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto
hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus
I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo
always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah
but you can call me cookie,
These lyrics need to be revisited.

[Groucho]

"My Ding-a-Ling" - Chuck BerryInteresting factoid: this song was Berry's only #1 hit.

[DonnachaOne]

Glad to see Spinal Tap mentioned. I was going to post "Big Bottom" myself.

[B5Erik]

"I wanna put my log in your fireplace."

-Gene Simmons, "Burn Bitch Burn," from KISS' Animalize album.

(Who needs Spinal Tap when you've got Gene?) ;)

[obscurelabel]

Even not having the lyrics at hand, I feel obliged to mention perhaps the greatest Christmas song ever - Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter. Although like some others mentioned, it almost doesn't get beyond single entendre.

[JP5683]

Now That We Found Love; Heavy D & The Boyz

Yeah [yeah-eah]

(Now that we found love what are we gonna do)
[what are we gonna do] (with it) [with it]
(Now that we found love what are we gonna do)
[hey-eay] (with it)

(Now) One two, tell me what you got
Let me slip my quarters inside your slot to hit the jackpot
Rev me up rev me up
My little buttercup
We can tug sheets snuggle up and get stuck
Believe it or not
Here comes the brother with glow
A strugglin', bubblin' overweight lovin' huggy pro
So what's it gonna be
Me or the TV
Now let me take time to set your mind and your body free
(Now) So why don't you just stretch
Stretch for a sec
Played ??? so I could cop a quick rec
Shake me, Shake me
Baby baby bake me
No need to fake here I am
Come on and take me
Wind your body
Baby move your body
I see you slip sliding
Come on now do it hottie
I'm not quite sure as to what is going down
But I'm feeling Hunky Dory
'bout this thing that I found

(Now that we found love what are we gonna do with it)
(Now that we found love what are we gonna do
with it) [come on Heavy, come on Heavy]

(Now) I dig the way you wiggle
You don't jiggle
Once you jiggle
So hand over your love
Cause it's Heavy
In the middle
Move her like a mover
she wanted to groove so I grooved her
then she wanted to learn so we played school
and I schooled her
(Now)[Mary had a little lamb]
But not like this
We can waltz and turn
Rumble tumble and twist
Then you think you wanna give in
Phantasies relivin'
So lay down and relax
[yeah baby, that’s it]

[j123vt_99]

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaa

[Ginwen]

"Big Balls" is about balls, as in dances.
Maybe you're kidding. If not, that's what makes it a double entendre.

Wikipedia explains it well: "A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. The first, literal meaning is an innocent one, while the second meaning is often ironic or risqué and requires the hearer to have some additional knowledge."

The penis song? No double entendre due to no innocent meaning.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? etc.

[flagstone]

Least subtle? Yeah, Spinal Tap wins.

"How could I leave this behind?" rotfl


Led Zeppelin - "Trampled Underfoot"

Greased and slicked down body, groovy leather trim
I like the way you hold the road, mama, it ain't no sin

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil's flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I could work all night, believe I've got the perfect tools

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

A model built for comfort, really built with style
Special list edition, mama, let me feast my eyes

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Factory air-conditioned, heat begins to rise
Guaranteed to run for hours, mama it's a perfect size

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)
I can't stop talkin' about...

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Fully automatic, comes in any size
Makes me wonder what I did, before we synchronized

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Feather-light suspension, coneys just couldn't hold
I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Oh, I can't stop talkin' about love.

[Drexl]

"Poundcake" by Val Halen

Poundcake
Yeah, she's gotta have a soul,
Or it won't feel right,
We're just playin, clean and simple
Wrapped up, nice and tight
In a home-grown, and down home,
That makes a woman
Cookin' up that old time long lost recipe, for me
It's gettin' hard to find
Guess it ain't hip enough now
You take an average guy
Who can't identify
And there's a short supply
Of the fine, fine stuff,
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some of that
Shake it up, pick it out nice,
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on outta there,
I still love my baby's poundcake
Home grown, and down home,
Yeah, that's the woman,
Still cookin up an old time, long lost recipe
Lemme get on some of that