Uwe Boll's POSTAL

[Damed]

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http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=62899


"The movie will be so politically incorrect and harsh, it's like a mirror to American society, and I don't think the movie will be well received by everybody. For example, Osama Bin Laden will be one of the lead characters - I think that shows the mood of the movie."

So what will Bin Laden's role be, exactly? Well, Boll explains, the idea is that he's holed up in Tucson, Arizona, running a Taliban camp. "That shows a little bit how politically incorrect Postal will be - it's really an underground, alternative point of view. Let's wait and see; I think we will suprise a lot of people."

Boll confirms that Diff'rent Strokes and Postal star Gary Coleman is already signed up to play himself in the film, but he's yet to find a leading man to take on the role of the Postal Dude. One thing's for sure - he'll be going for a comedic actor, "Like a Matthew Lillard, for example, or Ron Perlman," rather than a serious type.

rotfl

[Joe Molotov]

OMG, is it too late to sign up for that thing were you get a chance to punch Uwe Boll in the face? :lol:

[Giles]

OMG, is it too late to sign up for that thing were you get a chance to punch Uwe Boll in the face? :lol:

or gouge out his eyes so he can't direct another movie ;)

[Eric D.]

Sounds like another winner for Mr. Boll.

http://creature-corner.com/nextraimages/uwe_boll.jpg

[RyoHazuki]

All it needs it Sam Jackson in it and the internet can fellate the film until it bombs on its opening weekend.

[Giles]

All it needs it Sam Jackson in it and the internet can fellate the film until it bombs on its opening weekend.

I can't see Sam Jackson getting too excited in being in a Uwe Boll film - "who, Uwe Boll?! - career suicide?, no muthafuckin' way"

[Dean Kousoulas]

PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES...please?

[PixyJunket]

All it needs it Sam Jackson in it and the internet can fellate the film until it bombs on its opening weekend.We have a winner! :lol: rotfl

[Numanoid]

One thing's for sure - he'll be going for a comedic actor, "Like a Matthew Lillard, for example, or Ron Perlman," rather than a serious type. That Ron Perlman, what a cut-up.

[Legolas]

What's funny in that interview is how Boll claims the Doom director copied stuff out of Alone in the Dark.

[pjflyer]

I predict this movie will never be made - and if somehow it is made that Gary Coleman will be the biggest name in it.

[CKMorpheus]

:( Postal is one of my favorite game series and if done right it could've been a great cult hit. But unfortunately the butcher of video game films is working on it, and that's a tragedy. :(

The first contestants of Uwe Boll's boxing match were announced.

http://www.errormacro.com/2006/08/list_of_uwe_bolls_boxing_oppon.php

[PixyJunket]

The first contestants of Uwe Boll's boxing match were announced.He's actually going beat the hell out of internet nerds and put it on the DVD?!

FUCKING SOLD!

[bhk]

I love Boll, he's like that speck of dust in the eye of video game and comic book fans.

[PopcornTreeCt]

Next you think of comedy you think Ron Perlman!

[DRG]

At least this time he appears to be *trying* to make something wacky instead of just doing it by accident. And again, he's adapting a game that has little-to-no mainstream name recognition... yet he'll end up alienating that small fanbase the most with the final product.

[Joe Molotov]

Next you think of comedy you think Ron Perlman!

His role in Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow is widely seen as the best comedic performance since Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator, although some hold the subtle complexity and dry wit of his tour-de-force performance in Ice Pirates in higher regard.