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Uncle Jesse vs. Uncle Jesse
07-19-06, 03:26 PM
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Uncle Jesse vs. Uncle Jesse
There's only room in this world for one Uncle Jesse.
One will stand, one must fall.
Brings hot chicks to the house
Makes moonshine
One will stand, one must fall.
Brings hot chicks to the house
Makes moonshine
07-19-06, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by nohoaudiovideo
We're not counting Willie Nelson from the movie version?
07-19-06, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldberg74
I've gotta go with the one that let's his neices dress like hillbilly sluts.
Originally Posted by Groucho
A vote for John Stamos, then?
By the way, I voted for Uncle Jesse 
07-19-06, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by GeoffreyL
Denver Pyle wins. With his moonshine, even slightly below avg. girls would look hotter than the ones John Stamos brings.
I had the same exact thought.
Plus you got Daisy living under your roof.
07-20-06, 04:22 AM
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Young Jesse bangs hot chicks.
Old Jesse feeds the chicks. And the cows. And the sheep.
Young Jesse lives with two doofuses and three young girls.
Old Jesse lives with two doofuses and a slutty niece.
Young Jesse loves Elvis.
Old Jesse knows where Elvis lives today.
Young Jesse is always concerned with his hygiene.
Old Jesse wipes his ass with corn cobs.
Old Jesse feeds the chicks. And the cows. And the sheep.
Young Jesse lives with two doofuses and three young girls.
Old Jesse lives with two doofuses and a slutty niece.
Young Jesse loves Elvis.
Old Jesse knows where Elvis lives today.
Young Jesse is always concerned with his hygiene.
Old Jesse wipes his ass with corn cobs.
07-20-06, 09:40 AM
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That's who Denver Pyle is!
Way back in junior high, we were playing a trivia game and the question was Who played Gilligan? I said Denver Pyle, when of course it was actually Bob Denver. I have no idea where Denver Pyle came from, and until today I didn't put the name to a face [and no, in the intervening 2.5 decades I never checked it on imdb.]
Anyway....old Jesse.
Fielding: You mean *now*, right, not during the show? I hope so, otherwise...eeew...
Way back in junior high, we were playing a trivia game and the question was Who played Gilligan? I said Denver Pyle, when of course it was actually Bob Denver. I have no idea where Denver Pyle came from, and until today I didn't put the name to a face [and no, in the intervening 2.5 decades I never checked it on imdb.]
Anyway....old Jesse.
Fielding: You mean *now*, right, not during the show? I hope so, otherwise...eeew...
07-20-06, 11:49 AM
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07-20-06, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fielding Mellish
If the Olsen twins had worn high-cut shorts, this thread would be a draw.
