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crazyronin
01-13-06, 04:07 PM
Vampire seeks Minnesota governor's job
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:03 PM ET

MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor on Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.

"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."

"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.

The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy on Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number."

Groucho
01-13-06, 04:11 PM
Vampyres, Witches and Pagans PartyFinally, a third party with bite!

General Zod
01-13-06, 04:13 PM
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
He's got my vote!

DVD Polizei
01-13-06, 04:53 PM
I thought Minnesota already had a governor who sucked. :hscratch:

kvrdave
01-13-06, 04:57 PM
Finally, a third party with bite!
rotfl

crazyronin
01-13-06, 05:44 PM
Man I gots to disagree with moving this to P/W.E.

This guy is a poster boy for other...

And the first Jesse noe this had to do with Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.

Of course, if I offended any members of the Vampires Witches and Pagans Party, I sincerely apologize. -wink-

Tommy Ceez
01-13-06, 05:57 PM
Finally, a third party with bite!
Worst...Groucho...Post...Ever

Myster X
01-13-06, 06:11 PM
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

no stake through the heart = no vote

General Zod
01-13-06, 06:13 PM
Let's focus on what really matters..

Where does he stand on Abortion?

wendersfan
01-13-06, 06:50 PM
Let's focus on what really matters..

Where does he stand on Abortion?I refuse to accept a litmus test for Satanists.

mikehunt
01-13-06, 07:43 PM
He's got my vote!

me too. I'll even buy the stake for them to use

Jason
01-14-06, 09:04 AM
Where does he stand on Abortion?

He only supports it after the third trimester.