24 fans, can we come up w/ some funny facts about Jack Bauer??
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24 fans, can we come up w/ some funny facts about Jack Bauer??
i've read a ton of those vin diesel and chuck norris facts and they're all really funny
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
but i think we should be able to come up w/ some great jack bauer facts???
www.notrly.com/jackbauer
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
but i think we should be able to come up w/ some great jack bauer facts???
www.notrly.com/jackbauer
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Jack Bauer can get anywhere in minutes... seconds.
No matter what the traffic situation is.
Jack Bauer's cell phone has incredible range... and batteries.
He never needs to recharge.
No matter what the traffic situation is.
Jack Bauer's cell phone has incredible range... and batteries.
He never needs to recharge.
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While undercover, Jack Bauer once killed 100 babies to prove his loyalty to a terrorist organization, then killed all the terrorists with a pencil and two rolls of Scotch tape.
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Jack Bauer doesn't need to go to the bathroom.
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Originally Posted by IDrinkMolson
Jack Bauer doesn't need to go to the bathroom.
"With Jack Bauer, time does not go to waste...nor does he produce any."
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In the Eight grade Jack Bauer stopped his own heart for 2 hours to get out of a homework assignment. When he returned to school the next day, he killed all his teachers an assumed a new name, graduating as Dennis Rodman.
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Jack Bauer was worshiped by the ancient Celts, unfortunatly his religion died when he tortured all his High priests to death for practice.
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Jack Bauer once uncovered an eloberate plot to assasinate President Reagan, and protected the president from harm for weeks, only to have the president shot during a brief period of time when Jack was having sex with Jodie Foster