Bad review makes Keira cry for 24 hours
10-26-05, 07:15 AM
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Bad review makes Keira cry for 24 hours
Hey, can somebody tell that beanpole if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I'd be happy to lend her mine!
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KNIGHTLEY WEEPS AT DOMINO REVIEW
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY wept solidly for a whole day after a critic compared her lap dancing performance in new movie DOMINO to "throwing a chair onto a bouncy castle".
Friends of the 20-year-old actress were so incensed by New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE that they called him to threaten violence.
A close friend of Knightley's says, "Keira wept for 24 hours after reading it."
Lyttle's article slammed the star's performance and implied she is incapable of anything more than youthful and innocent roles.
It read: "I once threw my office chair out of the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement.
"I think Keira is adorable. Unfortunately that's all she ever is."
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KNIGHTLEY WEEPS AT DOMINO REVIEW
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY wept solidly for a whole day after a critic compared her lap dancing performance in new movie DOMINO to "throwing a chair onto a bouncy castle".
Friends of the 20-year-old actress were so incensed by New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE that they called him to threaten violence.
A close friend of Knightley's says, "Keira wept for 24 hours after reading it."
Lyttle's article slammed the star's performance and implied she is incapable of anything more than youthful and innocent roles.
It read: "I once threw my office chair out of the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement.
"I think Keira is adorable. Unfortunately that's all she ever is."
I volunteer to provide the lap.
10-26-05, 08:59 AM
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Am I the only one who didn't know what a "bouncy castle" is?
From Google I gather that it's the UK term for those inflatable moonwalk attractions.
... and Keira?
From Google I gather that it's the UK term for those inflatable moonwalk attractions.
... and Keira?
10-26-05, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BuddhaWake
bouncy castle? 
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Last edited by slop101; 10-26-05 at 10:22 AM.
10-26-05, 10:35 AM
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Maybe Kevin James can giver her a few pointers. "You have to be one with the pole."
Last edited by RocShemp; 10-26-05 at 10:46 AM.
10-26-05, 11:45 AM
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Bouncy castle? Wow...that's a new term.
What the hell are those things actually called, besides "bouncy castles"?
And even a crappy lap dance from Keira is better than *no* lap dance.
What the hell are those things actually called, besides "bouncy castles"?
And even a crappy lap dance from Keira is better than *no* lap dance.
10-26-05, 11:47 AM
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Holy crap 
in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?
Me thinks New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE may prefer the company of gentlemen.
in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?Me thinks New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE may prefer the company of gentlemen.
10-26-05, 11:57 AM
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Maybe it's a case of "it's lame to watch Keira Knightley give some guy a crappy lap dance but it's great to get a lap dance from Keira Knightley, crappy or no."
10-26-05, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 12thmonkey
Holy crap in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?
in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?
10-26-05, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Toben
There's only one way to settle this: Have Tony Scott film a chair on a bouncy castle (in his Domino/Man on Fire style)
10-26-05, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoldenJCJ
You mean so over saturated that it looks like you're watching the scene through a glass of piss?
10-26-05, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 12thmonkey
Holy crap in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?
Me thinks New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE may prefer the company of gentlemen.
in what bizarro universe is having the warm, young nether regions of Keira rubbing on your person ever, ever, ever construed as bad?Me thinks New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE may prefer the company of gentlemen.
10-26-05, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Toben
There's only one way to settle this: Have Tony Scott film a chair on a bouncy castle (in his Domino/Man on Fire style) and then have the public decide
