Name your own Horror movie!
10-12-05, 12:17 PM
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Name your own Horror movie!
I was inspired by watching "Undead" last night (and since October is Halloween). I was thinking that I couldn't believe a title like that hadn't been used before for a more main stream zombie film. It seems so likely and so simple.
The criteria:
1. must be original
2. must be creative
3. must be SCARY
So what about coming up with your own title for a horror film? Something that hasn't been used before and (optional) maybe add a brief description of what the movie is about...
mine:
"Dead Rising"...it's a zombie movie of some kind (obviously)
or
"Suicide"...something about Earth quickly dying, but the inhabitants only slowly dying over a grueling period of time. they become disfigured and mutated and the only way to escape is..., but once they change there is no going back.
The criteria:
1. must be original
2. must be creative
3. must be SCARY
So what about coming up with your own title for a horror film? Something that hasn't been used before and (optional) maybe add a brief description of what the movie is about...
mine:
"Dead Rising"...it's a zombie movie of some kind (obviously)
or
"Suicide"...something about Earth quickly dying, but the inhabitants only slowly dying over a grueling period of time. they become disfigured and mutated and the only way to escape is..., but once they change there is no going back.
Last edited by OldBoy; 10-12-05 at 12:27 PM.
10-12-05, 12:34 PM
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The Dead from the Deep - A group of researchers in a deep sea stationary lab are overrun when the reanimated corpses from nearby shipwrecks start coming up through the wading pool in the submersibles room. Escape is thwarted by zombie sharks.
<small>(I'm not giving away my 'A' material for free)</small>
<small>(I'm not giving away my 'A' material for free)</small>
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10-12-05, 12:44 PM
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Trigger - great synopsis!
*calls Romero*
*calls Romero*
... btw, if you like cult/horror films, vote for me in the dvd draft 
10-12-05, 02:33 PM
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Scary Death Man... Self explanatory title.
Deadly Killers... About a bunch of murderers who kill people.
Red Blood... It's got lots of blood.
Deadly Murder... A cop has to solve murders. *terrifying*
Violent Genocide... About some violent genocide.
Deadly Killers... About a bunch of murderers who kill people.
Red Blood... It's got lots of blood.
Deadly Murder... A cop has to solve murders. *terrifying*
Violent Genocide... About some violent genocide.
10-12-05, 03:54 PM
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Pinky Toe - A story about a rapist named James Christmas who seduces his victims, drugs them, rapes them, and then cuts off their pinky toe.
African Booty Snatchers - A story about a group of African ghosts who snatch peoples bootys.
Tic Tac BARK! - A story about a man who eats too many tic tacs. One day he turns into a tic tac and his dog eats him.
African Booty Snatchers - A story about a group of African ghosts who snatch peoples bootys.
Tic Tac BARK! - A story about a man who eats too many tic tacs. One day he turns into a tic tac and his dog eats him.
10-12-05, 10:52 PM
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MY CAT ATE ME
Paralytic accident. Cat is sympathetic at first. Loves you.
Comforting words and meows. But, where’s my food?
Things go bad and you are slowly eaten by the cutest kitty that you’ve ever seen. It hurts, but you don’t cry out for her benefit. They are skittish.
Paralytic accident. Cat is sympathetic at first. Loves you.
Comforting words and meows. But, where’s my food?
Things go bad and you are slowly eaten by the cutest kitty that you’ve ever seen. It hurts, but you don’t cry out for her benefit. They are skittish.
10-12-05, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Boy
Tic Tac BARK! - A story about a man who eats too many tic tacs. One day he turns into a tic tac and his dog eats him.
I swear to god I was typing mine at the same time!
10-12-05, 11:09 PM
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WIENERFISH BEARTRAP TRAP (PLUS CANNIBALS)
For some reason cannibals from the Amazon have been offered a lot of lucre to bring a boatload of wienerfish (you know the ones, they swim toward urine and, with backwards barbs, lodge themselves in the urethra) to a clandestine consortium of pharmacists.
The pharmacists set underwater bear traps at a nudist fly fishing colony and let the monsters loose!
For some reason cannibals from the Amazon have been offered a lot of lucre to bring a boatload of wienerfish (you know the ones, they swim toward urine and, with backwards barbs, lodge themselves in the urethra) to a clandestine consortium of pharmacists.
The pharmacists set underwater bear traps at a nudist fly fishing colony and let the monsters loose!
10-13-05, 06:36 AM
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TRIPLE BILL OF TERROR!!! THREE TIMES THE HORROR!!!
VAMPIRAQ-"They were looking for weapons of mass destruction, but the weapons of mass destruction found them" A squad of U.S. soldiers looking for WMDs in the Iraq desert are caught in a massive sandstorm. When the storm clears the entrance to an ancient tomb is uncovered. They break the seal on ther tomb and enter discovering several bodies in burial shrouds which come to life and kill the soldiers. In a flashback we learn these are the bodies of a Thuggie religious sect that worshiped the devil during the Ottoman Empire. 1000 years ago the Grand Sultan Sulieman had them buried alive for blasphemy and the tomb sealed. Now they live again.
PLUS!
SAND SPIDERS- "Don't look under your cot!" Genetically altered sand spiders bred to be super agressive and carnivorious. They were part of a secret weapons program of Saddam Hussien. They escape the lab and you can guess the rest.
AND!
FRANKHUSSIEN- After his trial Saddam Hussien is beheaded. The evil Dr. Osama Bin Laden has the head brought to his secret laboratory in the mountains of Afganistan. There the evil doctor grafts the head onto an indestrucable atomic robot which is powered by a "missing" Soviet briefcase nuclear bomb imbedded in it's chest. The Frankhussien monster escapes the lab and terrorizes the local villages. The monster is lured to a remote location where the bomb in his chest is detonated by remore control by the U.S. military. But is the monster really dead?
COMING SOON!!!
BRIDE OF FRANKHUSSIEN
SANDIEGO SPIDERS- A U.S. warship returns to port in San Diego after a tour in the Gulf. Unbeknownest to the crew is that a nest of genetically altered sand spider eggs is on board. The eggs hatch and the spiders reek havoc upon the city.
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN BAGHDAD
VAMPIRAQ-"They were looking for weapons of mass destruction, but the weapons of mass destruction found them" A squad of U.S. soldiers looking for WMDs in the Iraq desert are caught in a massive sandstorm. When the storm clears the entrance to an ancient tomb is uncovered. They break the seal on ther tomb and enter discovering several bodies in burial shrouds which come to life and kill the soldiers. In a flashback we learn these are the bodies of a Thuggie religious sect that worshiped the devil during the Ottoman Empire. 1000 years ago the Grand Sultan Sulieman had them buried alive for blasphemy and the tomb sealed. Now they live again.
PLUS!
SAND SPIDERS- "Don't look under your cot!" Genetically altered sand spiders bred to be super agressive and carnivorious. They were part of a secret weapons program of Saddam Hussien. They escape the lab and you can guess the rest.
AND!
FRANKHUSSIEN- After his trial Saddam Hussien is beheaded. The evil Dr. Osama Bin Laden has the head brought to his secret laboratory in the mountains of Afganistan. There the evil doctor grafts the head onto an indestrucable atomic robot which is powered by a "missing" Soviet briefcase nuclear bomb imbedded in it's chest. The Frankhussien monster escapes the lab and terrorizes the local villages. The monster is lured to a remote location where the bomb in his chest is detonated by remore control by the U.S. military. But is the monster really dead?
COMING SOON!!!
BRIDE OF FRANKHUSSIEN
SANDIEGO SPIDERS- A U.S. warship returns to port in San Diego after a tour in the Gulf. Unbeknownest to the crew is that a nest of genetically altered sand spider eggs is on board. The eggs hatch and the spiders reek havoc upon the city.
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN BAGHDAD
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10-13-05, 01:37 PM
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S.P.U.D. (Subterranean Polygamous Underground Dwellers):
While visiting Amish country, a pair of couples stumble upon a terrifying cult of mutant, underground dwelling polygamists interested in some wife swapping!
.. think about it, it works on so many levels!
While visiting Amish country, a pair of couples stumble upon a terrifying cult of mutant, underground dwelling polygamists interested in some wife swapping!
.. think about it, it works on so many levels!
10-13-05, 06:11 PM
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