mbw555

It's Official That Clark And Lana Will Do The DEED On The Episode "Mortal" Airing On October 4th.

LorenzoL

I'm not a Smallville fan but I think that you are about to upset the show's fans on this forum.

You need to read the "sticky" threads located on the top of this forum on how to properly create new episode threads and use "spoiler" tags to reference future plotlines.

BTW, welcome to the forum.

mbw555

Why? Everybody Pretty Much Knows It"s All Over The Internet And On The Tv Spots

mbw555

Sorry Id Didnt Use The Spolier Tag

Jadzia

Changed thread title to include spoiler warning. I'll leave this thread open as a discussion thread for the spoiler, but not as the episode-specific thread which should be started the morning of the airdate.

calhoun07

I hope it's like Mallrats imagined it would be, and Clark's wad shoots out of Lana's back, severing her spine. Now that would be cool.

Patman

You do realize that Clark is now powerless (for now)?

mbw555

Yea , That's The Reason He's Able To Do It With Her Now

Morf

OFF TOPIC: Not to be nitpicky, but you don't need to capitalize every word when you write. It's annoying, not to mention improper grammar. Just wanted to give you a heads-up.

riley_dude

Wouldn't Lana sustain a lot of damage, unless of course they do it when he Doesnt have powers?

dstrauss

The definitive word on this subject was written a few decades ago.

http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Ma...of_Kleenex.htm

zuffy

But Clark is gentle and a gentleman

riley_dude

But are his Supersperm?

raven56706

Since he lost his powers, Lana will see Clark's package and find out a whole new meaning of Smallville

Deftones

riley_dude

I actually pictured the opposite. One can only hope.

calhoun07

The last joke will be on Clark. He will THINK he's giving Lana a quickie, when actually the Invisible Man that Lana is humping will suddenly wonder why his ass is sore.

zuffy

Maybe Lana has kryptonite eggs.