The subject sounds like a bad joke, but...From fangoria.com:
According to The Hollywood Reporter, a remake of the 1987 psychothriller FATAL ATTRACTION will be the first film in a multi-year, multi-production deal that rapper/actor LL Cool J has signed with Lions Gate Films. According to the Reporter, Cool J, who has previously starred in DEEP BLUE SEA and HALLOWEEN: H20, will be “taking on a much more involved role then he has with his [previous] films.” Cool J and manager Jason Barrett of Alchemy Entertainment are set as producers, while LGF president of production Michael Paseornek and senior vp of production John Sacchi will oversee.
First on the actor’s plate will be an “urban version” of ATTRACTION, which starred Michael Douglas as a philandering husband who is stalked by his jilted mistress (Glenn Close). States the Reporter, “Cool J will play an everyman who gets into serious trouble when he engages in an extramarital affair.”
Matthew Chmiel
07-21-05, 08:09 PM
They don't call it a comeback for a reason...
Ha. I made a funny.
PopcornTreeCt
07-21-05, 08:11 PM
Lemme guess, Gabrielle Union will play the psycho? Probably her or the other 4 or so African-American actresses that populate Hollywood.
Seantn
07-21-05, 08:15 PM
Maybe LL Cool J is married to Jada Pinkett, but he cheats on her with Queen Latifah. Then Queen Latifah goes insane...more insane than now.
tsohg
07-21-05, 08:19 PM
:thmbsdwn: To urban meaning Black
:thmbsdwn::thmbsdwn: To shitty remakes
:grunt:
dadaluholla
07-21-05, 09:35 PM
Hahahaa. I laughed out loud just reading the title to this thread. Oh my god that's so awful. Has there ever been a good "urban remake" of a film???
seasmoke
07-21-05, 09:49 PM
isn't this swim fan 2? ;) interesting stuff
Sunday Morning
07-21-05, 09:54 PM
always bet on black
Derrich
07-21-05, 10:31 PM
Gabrielle Reece is hot, but she aint black.
http://www.icpin.com/titles/reece.jpg
You must mean Gabrielle Union.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/290/3384/320/gabrielle_union08.jpg
Who ever she is, good luck boiling the family pet THIS time!
loconav
07-22-05, 11:29 AM
Cool J, cheats on his black wife with a white women.
Kicks the white women's ass to the curb.
and she comes back looking for revenge.
Once you go black you never go back!
ytrez
07-22-05, 11:56 AM
I'm guessing they'll try to cast Eva Mendes or another hispanic actress in one of the female leads.
Dr. DVD
07-22-05, 12:28 PM
My guess is they'll want to have a least one hip-hop/R&B actress in the cast. Maybe Beyonce as the Glenn Close character. While we're at it, let's not forget a Tone Loc cameo as the wisecracking friend of the husband! If they go for a hispanic, then I do suggest either Eva Mendes or maybe Salma Hayek.
Please, let this be a joke.
darqleo
07-22-05, 12:45 PM
Halle Berry or Mariah Carey should play the crazy, shouldn't be too far of a stretch.
:D
raven56706
07-22-05, 01:21 PM
Just heard that Vince Vaughan, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are going to remake Shaft......
Seantn
07-22-05, 01:30 PM
It's been an entire 5 years since the other remake came out. What the hell took them so long.
Jippy
07-22-05, 02:01 PM
Wow. Just...wow. Cinema has no shelf life anymore, it seems. Fatal Attraction doesn't need a direct remake. Like others have pointed out, Lynne seems to bring up the theme every 8 to 10 years anyway, so why bother? I guess I'm just gettin' old and grouchy.
raven56706
07-22-05, 02:47 PM
Just heard that Vince Vaughan, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are going to remake Shaft......
I was kidding you know....
oh yeah
Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace and Vanilla Ice are going to remake Boyz in Da Hood
DRG
07-22-05, 03:45 PM
I was kidding you know....
oh yeah
Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace and Vanilla Ice are going to remake Boyz in Da Hood
A "suburban remake"? :)
Mr. Cinema
07-22-05, 05:24 PM
Urban remakes are always a good idea and very successful. Just take a look at "The Honeymooners". That was genius!
big whoppa
07-22-05, 05:56 PM
We now only need "cracker" remakes of Barbershop, Waiting to Exhale, and The Color Purple. Britney Spears takes on Whoopi Goldberg's character in The Color Purple. I smell hit, folks!
DRG
07-22-05, 08:58 PM
"Clay Aiken is
MALCOLM X"
PopcornTreeCt
07-22-05, 09:04 PM
Gabrielle Reece is hot, but she aint black.
http://www.icpin.com/titles/reece.jpg
You must mean Gabrielle Union.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/290/3384/320/gabrielle_union08.jpg
D
I have no idea what you're talking about. ;)
Fincher Fan
07-23-05, 03:44 AM
I think Gabrielle Reece should be in the film so she can knock down the walls for black actresses everywhere.