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Old 07-01-05, 03:13 PM
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Where do Wookies go to the bathroom?

My friend and I had a discussion...

On a crapper like people? In a litter box? In the backyard?

I say while in the Falcon he uses a crapper...but when on land he squats behind a tree.
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I think they just take a dump on the ground as they're waling (like elephants).


Hope this helps!
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Oh my god.
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What is silver and lies in the grass?

R2-D2's poop.
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Finally, someone asks the question that has haunted me for 24 years.
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Same way bears do, look for rabbits
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Basically anywhere they damn well please.

Yoda's escape pod...
The poop deck of an Imperial Star Destroyer...
The forest moon of Endor...
If a wookie shits in the woods, does it still make a sound?
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The way the Holiday Special turned out, I would say Wookie's take a dump in the Holiday Special, because it was a steaming pile of Wookie poop.
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Ha, ha, you said POOP deck!
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Do wookies have asscheeks under that fur? That would help determine if they are toilet-ready or not. Either way they SHOULD have horrible dingleberries, so there must be some sort of special 'cleaning ritual'.

If I were actually going to wager a serious response to this, I would have to say wookies in a wild setting (like the forest) just crap wherever, but they are capable of using toilets and whatnot if in a civilized setting (like a spaceship or city).
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Originally Posted by DRG
Do wookies have asscheeks under that fur? That would help determine if they are toilet-ready or not. Either way they SHOULD have horrible dingleberries, so there must be some sort of special 'cleaning ritual'.
Han Solo keeps Chewbacca's dingleberries clean, thus the continuing life debt owed.
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Imagine all the shit nuggets.
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Originally Posted by DRG
Do wookies have asscheeks under that fur?
Of course, otherwise they'd be sitting on their Wookiee tailbones. As for how they actually do doo-doo, we could debate it all day, but it wouldn't be canon. What's it worth then?

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Han Solo keeps Chewbacca's dingleberries clean, thus the continuing life debt owed.
Eww. Shouldn't Chewy be cleaning Solo's dingleberries?
"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
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you know what

for this one

i'm just going with

It's a guy in a suit.

or the old standby


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I don't think star wars people go to the can. They metabolize 100% of what they eat. Maybe that blue milk helps or something. Or maybe the midichlorians eat poop.

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