Episode III: Revenge of the Pants

[RoboDad]

While I was eating breakfast this morning, I opened my local newspaper (the Oregonian) to the living section for some light reading. The paper runs a humor column called "The Edge," and today the column's title was "Episode III: Revenge of the Pants." I thought you all might enjoy some of it...

In the past we've pointed out how famous lines from "Star Wars" gain extra, uhhh, force if you substitute the word "pants" in the dialogue. Well, we liked it so much we're back for more... pants! This time we're pantsing "Episode III - Revenge of the Sith." Enjoy, and may the pants be with you.

This is how liberty dies. With thunderous pants.
- Senator Amidala

Be thankful, Viceroy, you have not found yourself in my pants.
- General Grievous

Anakin: My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the pants.

Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the pants of the Jedi.
- Anakin

Pants me, Ani! Pants me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!
- Senator Amidala

You have pants, but you don't use them.
- Count Dooku

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his pants, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice pantsed him in his sleep.
- Supreme Chancellor

Oh, I've waited a long time for this, my little... green... pants.
- Darth Sidious

Don't make me pants you.
- Anakin

I don't know you anymore, Anakin, you're breaking my pants.
- Senator Amidala

Faith in your new pants misplaced may be.
- Yoda

You have turned her against pants!
- Anakin

Supreme Chancellor: Are you going to pants me?
Anakin: I would certainly like to.

Senator Bail Organa: Were you able to get ahold of the Jedi homing beacon?
Captain Antilles: Yes, sir. We've encountered no opposition. The clones are still a bit confused. It appears no one is in pants.

You have done well, my apprentice. Now, go and bring pants to the Empire.
- Darth Sidious

Into pants, I must go. Failed, I have.
- Yoda

Anakin: The Sith rely on their pants for their strength.
Supreme Chancellor: And the Jedi don't?
Anakin: The Jedi are pantsless.

Pants! Unlimited pants!
- Darth Sidious

[HN]

it'd be better if they were replacing the same word with pants. as it stands, letterman will probably use it in an upcoming top 10.

[Goldberg74]

Next up -- Episode III: Revenge of the Smurf.

The Smurferor: Anakin Smurf, you are one with the Order of the Smurf Lords. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Smurf.
Anakin Smurf: Thank you, my Master.

[cactusoly]

:whofart:

[muiaucht]

some of those were pretty funny but it repetitive after awhile... :saber: