Buy:Turd Ferguson
04-21-05, 04:17 PM
Here's a few selected "get well" messages for No-mah on the Boston Globe message board:
I hope you fire your agent Nomar. That was pretty good advice he gave you when he said don't take the 4 years/$60 million...Get well buddy!!!
Hey Nomar,
You reap what you sow.
Hey Nomar,
Its your groin talkiing. Trust me I did this for you. You were only batting .157. I had to take it into my own hands.
Nomar:
You were greedy when you rejected the contract extension. You betrayed our colors last season, putting yourself ahead of team. You faked an injury last year, as evidenced by you not missing a start for weeks, after joining the Cubs. What goes around comes around. Give my best to your diva wife. You guys deserve each other.
Here's the bottom line folks:
Had Nomar not whined and bitched about the media, management, etc. last season, the NY Yankees would've been the AL Champs.
That fraud did Red Sox fans everywhere a favor.
Thanks Nomar. We'll see you on a soccer field soon.
Nomie,
I am not trying to be a wiseguy or a pessimist.
That being said, I can honestly say I am glad that you finally got what was coming to you. You spurnned a huge contract and a city that adored you in hopes of signing for more money somewhere else with less responsibility as 'a leader'. You put yellow caution tape around your locker because apparently $11Mil/year doesnt cover media conversation. You systematically transitioned from darling of the Boston organization, to Megastar, to Cancer-in-the-Clubhouse, because you simply had a terrible attitude. It's hard to imagine that you, of all players, couldn't put team first. I guess we should be thankful, since you were basically the catalyst for our World Series victory (thanks to OC and D.Rob).
John, Boston
P.S. Oh, and that 20 lbs of muscle you added in the offseason going in to '02? That was strict weight training, right?
Dear Nomar,
I am thinking about trying steroids. I don't want to be huge, just really ripped in case I'm ever photographed for sports illustrated. Do you have any advice?
-first pitch swinger
Nomar,
Thanks for pouting and wanting out of town...if you weren't such a baby we would have never won a world series with the OC and we wouldnt have edgar...thanks beautiful
I hope you fire your agent Nomar. That was pretty good advice he gave you when he said don't take the 4 years/$60 million...Get well buddy!!!
Hey Nomar,
You reap what you sow.
Hey Nomar,
Its your groin talkiing. Trust me I did this for you. You were only batting .157. I had to take it into my own hands.
Nomar:
You were greedy when you rejected the contract extension. You betrayed our colors last season, putting yourself ahead of team. You faked an injury last year, as evidenced by you not missing a start for weeks, after joining the Cubs. What goes around comes around. Give my best to your diva wife. You guys deserve each other.
Here's the bottom line folks:
Had Nomar not whined and bitched about the media, management, etc. last season, the NY Yankees would've been the AL Champs.
That fraud did Red Sox fans everywhere a favor.
Thanks Nomar. We'll see you on a soccer field soon.
Nomie,
I am not trying to be a wiseguy or a pessimist.
That being said, I can honestly say I am glad that you finally got what was coming to you. You spurnned a huge contract and a city that adored you in hopes of signing for more money somewhere else with less responsibility as 'a leader'. You put yellow caution tape around your locker because apparently $11Mil/year doesnt cover media conversation. You systematically transitioned from darling of the Boston organization, to Megastar, to Cancer-in-the-Clubhouse, because you simply had a terrible attitude. It's hard to imagine that you, of all players, couldn't put team first. I guess we should be thankful, since you were basically the catalyst for our World Series victory (thanks to OC and D.Rob).
John, Boston
P.S. Oh, and that 20 lbs of muscle you added in the offseason going in to '02? That was strict weight training, right?
Dear Nomar,
I am thinking about trying steroids. I don't want to be huge, just really ripped in case I'm ever photographed for sports illustrated. Do you have any advice?
-first pitch swinger
Nomar,
Thanks for pouting and wanting out of town...if you weren't such a baby we would have never won a world series with the OC and we wouldnt have edgar...thanks beautiful