After a blazing firefight, one of my fellow Marines yells out, "I need a nurse, a FEMALE nurse!" What have you folk heard that was neat?????????
goLUCKY
11-12-04, 03:58 PM
Someone snuck up behind me and said "knock knock" , and then they proceeded to melee attack me in the head before I could turn around.
Ghym
11-12-04, 05:05 PM
Here are a couple I've heard marines in the game say.
"My O.G. license has been revoked!".
"Just so there is no confusion, that was my kill."
slop101
11-12-04, 05:54 PM
Howard Dean's "Yeeeeaaaaagh" scream as the death rattle of one of the grunts.
It's really him.
nickdawgy
11-12-04, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by goLUCKY
Someone snuck up behind me and said "knock knock" , and then they proceeded to melee attack me in the head before I could turn around.
Was that a real person (during Live) or just part of the game?
Michael Corvin
11-12-04, 10:34 PM
somebody calling my team 'noobs' last night. :rolleyes: First it is a retarded term. Second, the game has been out a whole 3 days? Whose he calling a noob?
Then the ever wonderful 'owned.' Heard that a couple of times from different people. how original. That and the fact after one guy said it, we proceeded with a flag score not 10 seconds later. Now whose owned?
One more: After a match(we lost a flag match), on the stat screen, one idiot comes on and tells his team to say LOSERS on the count of three, so he counts down and he is the only loser that ends up saying it. :lol:
brianluvdvd
11-12-04, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Michael Corvin
One more: After a match(we lost a flag match), on the stat screen, one idiot comes on and tells his team to say LOSERS on the count of three, so he counts down and he is the only loser that ends up saying it. :lol:
Now that is great!
tek2k
11-12-04, 11:00 PM
maybe they have just been accustomed to talking smack in online games. halo is nothing new.
TheMadMonk
11-12-04, 11:43 PM
Yeah, knowing that I'm missing out on all the witty banter of anonymous 12 year olds is one reason I'm glad I'm not on Live.
Y2K Falcon
11-13-04, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Michael Corvin
somebody calling my team 'noobs' last night. :rolleyes: First it is a retarded term. Second, the game has been out a whole 3 days? Whose he calling a noob?
Then the ever wonderful 'owned.' Heard that a couple of times from different people. how original. That and the fact after one guy said it, we proceeded with a flag score not 10 seconds later. Now whose owned?
One more: After a match(we lost a flag match), on the stat screen, one idiot comes on and tells his team to say LOSERS on the count of three, so he counts down and he is the only loser that ends up saying it. :lol:
This would explain where all the Mech Assault players have gone. :lol:
RyoHazuki
11-13-04, 02:38 AM
I heard something like:
"I threw all my grenades and my lunch too, accidentally."
Get Me Coffee
11-13-04, 03:05 AM
If you guys played with me you would hear lots of "neat" things coming out of my fail mouth.
nickdawgy
11-13-04, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by Get Me Coffee
If you guys played with me you would hear lots of "neat" things coming out of my fail mouth.
"This one time, at 7-11...."
:lol:
Giantrobo
11-13-04, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Michael Corvin
One more: After a match(we lost a flag match), on the stat screen, one idiot comes on and tells his team to say LOSERS on the count of three, so he counts down and he is the only loser that ends up saying it. :lol:
Yeah we were playing a clan who all had the same names :rolleyes: and they beat us. Not by much and they got lucky at the end. Also, only one of their players was really good. Had it not been for him it probably would've been a tie. Anyway, as we're looking at stats at the end this one douchebag goes, "you guys fuckin' suuuuck". It made me laugh right away because his voice was slow and stupid with an accent so he sounded like 'Tard. :lol: So as I was hitting my button to exit I parroted him and gave a goofy laugh.
Giantrobo
11-13-04, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by slop101
Howard Dean's "Yeeeeaaaaagh" scream as the death rattle of one of the grunts.
It's really him.
The Grunts have always been a great part of the game with their screams. :up: I like that they also have other Covenant soldiers that talk too.
"You have died by my hand!"
Shuki
11-13-04, 10:29 AM
me and 2 of my fellow marines were chasing down one of the little arm waving aliens and he said something to the effect of "lets capture him and ride him" I was rofl
finbogg
11-13-04, 11:20 AM
One of the Marines was saying: "See this face? It's fear!"
Anyone recognize Laura Prepon's voice (from "That 70's Show") I've heard her and David Cross (from "Mr. Show") as Marines.
I'm dying to hear the Howard Dean scream, that's hilarious.
Michael Corvin
11-13-04, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by finbogg
One of the Marines was saying: "See this face? It's fear!"
Anyone recognize Laura Prepon's voice (from "That 70's Show") I've heard her and David Cross (from "Arrested Development") as Marines.
I'm dying to hear the Howard Dean scream, that's hilarious.
fixed.
slop101
11-13-04, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Michael Corvin
fixed.
huh?
Cross has a much larger role on Mr. Show than on A.D.
Vryce
11-13-04, 07:15 PM
Last night, in a clan game.
It was a pretty close match throughout. Right at the end, we were dominating the other team and one of their members says "man, we couldn't do anytihng at the end cus of the lag" and some of his clan mates agreed. :rolleyes: No.. its called we were doing better at the end then you were.
Y2K, does that mean CLB is on Halo 2 then? :lol:
Xanager
11-13-04, 07:23 PM
Hmm, I don't know if that was the game I was playing in or not. Last night in the clan, we were playing CTF on Midship or something. I got killed, and then the screen goes black with just the scorebox up. Slowly but surely every player on our team had an X by their name. Then after a little while, it says, "Round Over." I was like ???? What was that about?
Overall this game has been hands down the least laggy FPS I've ever played. However, it still happens once in a blue moon.
Vryce
11-13-04, 07:25 PM
Nope.. this was a capture the flag at Zanibar I believe.
It was funny because the game was really smooth for everyone, and then at the end when they lose, they come up with that excuse.
Y2K Falcon
11-13-04, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Vryce
Y2K, does that mean CLB is on Halo 2 then? :lol:
Nope... If he's good, and mentions it when he sits on Santa's lap, he gets it for Christmas.
He does report, however, that the Mech Assault servers are now lag free! :up:
eXcentris
11-13-04, 08:05 PM
Covenant roars.
Marine: "If I had a face that looks like a squid I'd be angry too!"
Get Me Coffee
11-13-04, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by nickdawgy
"This one time, at 7-11...."
:lol:
:lol:
Trevor
11-14-04, 04:31 AM
I'm slow maybe, I don't get the above.....
But I just heard a marine (on the gondola) say, 'Guys, back to my place for pie'. It was the voice of David Cross (of Arrested Development).
bfrank
11-14-04, 05:50 AM
Not from the game but we had a lan party the first night and around 4:30am our team was kicking really arse and then we noticed that one guy was just standing still after spawning.
"Are you guys asleep in there" - no answer. Walk in and only one of the four was still awake. The other three were crashed out with controllers in hand - :lol:
WOWZY
11-14-04, 11:01 PM
Was playing Campaign today and one of the Cov drop ships dropped off some reinforcements.
While they were coming into the structure I heard one of the Grunts say, "The Demon is here!!" and the other Grunt said "I've got dibs on his boots"
I got a good chuckle outa that!! :D
nickdawgy
11-14-04, 11:10 PM
Just picked up the CE, can't wait to try it out :up:
nickdawgy
11-15-04, 03:27 AM
Just saw this on another site, not sure if it was posted before, but I found it a little funny :D
10 ways the Canadian version of Halo 2 differs from the U.S. version:
1. The guns are registered (but not very well).
2. Injured players get publicly funded health care.
3. Computer players apologize when you shoot them.
4. "Cuba" level is unlocked.
5. Tim Hortons product placement.
6. Two clans named "Roughriders."
7. Annoying players can be kicked "oot" of multi-player mode.
8. "Melting Pot" level renamed "Cultural Mosaic."
9. Officially refuses invitations to join U.S.-led multi-player campaigns, then quietly helps behind the scenes without telling anyone.
10. Price tag: $59.99.
neale
11-15-04, 07:59 AM
One of my fellow marines went running up to a grunt as he said, "You're just the right height...to kiss my ass!"
:D
Giantrobo
11-15-04, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by neale
One of my fellow marines went running up to a grunt as he said, "You're just the right height...to kiss my ass!"
:D
:lol:
Have you guys noticed how soldiers run up to dead convenant bodies while shooting and yelling funny lines? :lol:
KirstenS
11-15-04, 10:28 AM
I didn't hear this the first time through on Normal, but the second time on Heroic I heard one of the marines say "This one's for Reach!" Neat shoutout to people who have read the books or played ilovebees.
finbogg
11-15-04, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by slop101
huh?
Cross has a much larger role on Mr. Show than on A.D.
Thank you!
He's got a much bigger part of Mr. Show (half in fact) but I guess fewer people see that than Arrested Development since it's on cable only.
Cusm
11-15-04, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Giantrobo
:lol:
Have you guys noticed how soldiers run up to dead convenant bodies while shooting and yelling funny lines? :lol:
I noticed offline when I was playing as the Cov, one of my elites started shooting dead guys on the floor repeatidly. At first I thought he was still alive (ala Fable) and I started blasting too before I realized it was dead.
Centurion
11-15-04, 11:38 AM
Was playing last night on the level where you need to ride on those two platforms across a lake to get to the temple where the Prophet is hiding...
A female Marine said after a heated battle, "Schooled ya, K through 12!"
But here's the kicker...
My wife sits down next to me to watch me play the game. Right then, a male Marine says something to the extent of, "Take that maricon!"
My wife looks at me in shock, "What did he just say!?!" knowing darn well what the Marine had just said. Then 1 second later the Marine says, "Cavron!"
Now that's called timing. :lol:
Shuki
11-15-04, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Centurion
Was playing last night on the level where you need to ride on those two platforms across a lake to get to the temple where the Prophet is hiding...
A female Marine said after a heated battle, "Schooled ya, K through 12!"
But here's the kicker...
My wife sits down next to me to watch me play the game. Right then, a male Marine says something to the extent of, "Take that maricon!"
My wife looks at me in shock, "What did he just say!?!" knowing darn well what the Marine had just said. Then 1 second later the Marine says, "Cavron!"
Now that's called timing. :lol:
can someone school me and translate? :embarrased:
BassDude
11-15-04, 01:33 PM
I'll prob'ly spell it incorrectly, but that old Latin (?) saying with a new twist... "Vidi, Vici, We kicked their *ss!"
I let my kids play but I put the sound through the speakers to montior the old farts and the language. One game my 9 yr old kicked major butt. When the stat screen came up a guy said something to my kid like he wanted ta send him a friend invite. When my son unmuted and replied in his unaltered voice, the guy said "wait..how old are you?" My son replied 9,and the name suddenly disappeared/logged out.
:)
goLUCKY
11-15-04, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Shuki
can someone school me and translate? :embarrased:
cabron = Word in spanish with many different meanings. The real meaning is the male goat. Female is cabra and male is cabron. But slang use is far more common. Depending on countries it seems to have somehow different but similar meanings. A good definiton that would apply in almost all Spanish speaking countries would be asshole-fucker-bitch. In some places the word also means a person that is not with his partner. Example: Se fue de cabron. He went to fuck around. In this way it always has the connotation that he is looking for an affair.
Maricon = Spanish derogatory word for a gay person similar to fagget in english.
Giantrobo
11-15-04, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Centurion
Was playing last night on the level where you need to ride on those two platforms across a lake to get to the temple where the Prophet is hiding...
A female Marine said after a heated battle, "Schooled ya, K through 12!"
But here's the kicker...
My wife sits down next to me to watch me play the game. Right then, a male Marine says something to the extent of, "Take that maricon!"
My wife looks at me in shock, "What did he just say!?!" knowing darn well what the Marine had just said. Then 1 second later the Marine says, "Cavron!"
Now that's called timing. :lol:
Scared of your wife huh? I hope she doesn't take your XBOX away. ;) :lol:
Centurion
11-15-04, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Giantrobo
Scared of your wife huh? I hope she doesn't take your XBOX away. ;) :lol: Huh? Where in my post did you get the notion that I was "scared of my wife"?:confused:
Centurion
11-15-04, 04:02 PM
goLucky--
Cool!
Thanks. I didn't even realize the original meaning. I've only known it as the slang version. :)
While we're on the topic...
faggot: a stack or bundle of twigs/branches. :D
slop101
11-15-04, 04:49 PM
How about when you finish it on Legendary, "February 9" scroll on the screen, alluding to either Halo3, or an add-on? That was pretty neat...
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