MLB Wednesday (06/30)

[Deftones]

12:35 pm St. Louis vs. Pittsburgh
Morris (8-6, 4.27) Wells (3-5, 5.03)

2:20 pm Houston vs. Chi Cubs
Clemens (10-2, 2.73) Clement (7-6, 2.98)

7:05 pm Florida vs. Atlanta
Burnett (0-3, 4.30) Byrd (1-1, 2.03)

7:05 pm Boston vs. NY Yankees
Wakefield (4-5, 4.59) Lieber (5-5, 5.26)

7:05 pm Montreal vs. Philadelphia
Day (5-8, 3.35) Abbott (2-7, 6.42)

7:05 pm Cleveland vs. Detroit
Davis (2-5, 5.64) Robertson (6-3, 3.81)

7:10 pm NY Mets vs. Cincinnati
Glavine (7-4, 2.11) Lidle (5-5, 5.05)

7:15 pm Toronto vs. Tampa Bay
Towers (2-2, 4.45) Brazelton (1-0, 2.53)

8:10 pm Baltimore vs. Kansas City
Cabrera (4-3, 3.38) Greinke (1-4, 3.48)

8:10 pm Chi White Sox vs. Minnesota
Garcia (4-7, 3.20) Radke (4-3, 3.22)

9:05 pm Milwaukee vs. Colorado
Sheets (6-5, 2.41) Cook (2-2, 5.10)

9:35 pm San Diego vs. Arizona
Lawrence (9-5, 3.87) Webb (3-8, 3.88)

10:05 pm Texas vs. Seattle
Rogers (10-2, 3.32) Nageotte (1-3, 5.85)

10:05 pm Anaheim vs. Oakland
Lackey (5-8, 5.16) Zito (4-5, 4.55)

10:10 pm San Francisco vs. Los Angeles
Tomko (2-4, 5.50) Nomo (3-9, 7.65)

[B.A.]

I'm afraid the Cardinals are about to be swept by the Bucs. -ohbfrank-

[twikoff]

nice
afternoon games for me to watch.. since Im working from home and taking care of corrie anyways

[Deftones]

Originally posted by B.A.
I'm afraid the Cardinals are about to be swept by the Bucs. -ohbfrank-

At least your team doesn't have an 11 game losing streak. :grunt:

[Luddy]

Originally posted by Deftones, Esq
At least your team doesn't have an 11 game losing streak. :grunt:

Open up the stadium and play in the heat!

and please win so the Pads don't gain any ground. Thanks, Luddy. ;)

[sundog]

Hopefully the White Sox will demonstrate the joys of run support to Mr. Garcia.

[wabio]

I hope S.F. puts an end to the B-rated movie called Gagne tonight.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by Luddy
Open up the stadium and play in the heat!

and please win so the Pads don't gain any ground. Thanks, Luddy. ;)

It is open during the games at night. It was open last night.

[B.A.]

Originally posted by sundog
Hopefully the White Sox will demonstrate the joys of run support to Mr. Garcia. I hope they demonstrate as much run support for him as the Cardinals demonstrated for Carpenter last night.

[B.A.]

Ugh - the Cards outfield defense is going to be atrocious today. Lankford will be in centerfield and Marlon Anderson will be in left. Yep, the Bucs are definitely going to sweep unless Matty Mo' can throw a gem.

Let's Go, Matty Mo'!!!!

and Come On, Twins - Take back first!!!!

[Mad Dawg]

The Jimy Williams Farewell Tour continues today. A possible brief reprieve with Clemens on the mound today, but Clement is going for the Cubs. Wade Miller, tomorrow's starter, has been placed on the 15-Day DL, so the Astros will throw Pete Munro vs. Mark Prior instead.

Many analysts expect Williams to be dismissed after the All-Star break if the team continues to underperform. That's very disappointing, as the break is not yesterday.

[MrX]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Many analysts expect Williams to be dismissed after the All-Star break if the team continues to underperform. That's very disappointing, as the break is not yesterday.
Milo Hamiliton was just on the radio here ripping on Astro fans and sports radio in Houston for wanting Williams fired. He then went off on a 3 minute rant about what terrible manager Dierker was.

[B.A.]

And Mabry strikes out w/ the bases loaded to end the first inning. :grunt:

[B.A.]

And why the **** isn't So Taguchi in the line-up? He can play good defense and he knows how to make contact w/ the ball!!!! I'm surprised Roger Cedeno isn't in the line-up, too.


:mad:

[wabio]

Bucs own the Redbirds. :eek:

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by MrX
Milo Hamiliton was just on the radio here ripping on Astro fans and sports radio in Houston for wanting Williams fired. He then went off on a 3 minute rant about what terrible manager Dierker was.

I love Milo. I really do. And I'll admit that I wanted Jimy Williams fired before he had his first interview with the club. His weaknesses were well known before he came aboard, and I'll be damned if those very things were not directly related to the club's collapse last year, and much of their run scoring issues this year. Williams was never supposed to be Houston's manager, but Drayton McLane overrode his smartest baseball people in favor of close advisors who told him that Jimy would make the players happy.

Milo must know that no one is demanding that Dierk be reinstated. He had done all he could effectively do. He became tired of the grind, and Houston's rarely publicized clubhouse politics got the better of him.

Now it is time for the club to realize that the same is true for Jimy Williams. He has proven what he is capable of. His quirks will never change. He will sacrifice quality players' time in favor of the role players that he likes. He will continue to overwork an already overworked bullpen. The brightest move Jimy has made all year was a move that came far too late, when he finally saw that playing for one run with Everett in the 2 hole would generally, at most, yield just that one run. So to correct this, he doesn't put one of the best #2 hitters in baseball, Carlos Beltran into that spot. He puts in Jeff Bagwell, a great on-base guy, to be sure, but with none of the speed of Beltran, and a notorious free-swinger.

No one expects the club to want to enter a rebuilding stage while only 6 games out, and few believe that there are any Jack McKeons out there to lead this club to the promised land this year. But Milo and others must realize that Jimy's legendary brand of mismanagement is a liability in a hotly contested division, and it is time for a change.

[Mad Dawg]

Red Sox signed Pedro Astacio to a minor league contract. Hopefully he can come into the rotation after a little time in AAA. Not a bad #5 starter when he's healthy.

[the aftermath]

Rough start for the Redbirds.

[B.A.]

Originally posted by wabio
Bucs own the Redbirds. :eek: This is pathetic. Redman hit a bases loaded single that drove in two runs to put the Bucs up 3-0 and the only reason that the inning is over is because that fatass Simon was thrown out at third.


Hey, Reggie leads off the second w/ a solo shot - The CARDINALS have finally scored!!!

[B.A.]

Maybe we will have a good game today - Cards are only down by one run.

Make that two runs. Today is going to be a slug-fest.

[El Scorcho]

Hey, after 3 innings Morris hasn't given up a HR. THis matches his longest streak of the season! :up:

[B.A.]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Hey, after 3 innings Morris hasn't given up a HR. THis matches his longest streak of the season! :up: You *******, now you are going to jinx him!!!!


;)

[El Scorcho]

I heard they installed doors in the walls in left and right field in order to give the outfielders more of a chance to catch Morris' flyballs.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
The brightest move Jimy has made all year was a move that came far too late, when he finally saw that playing for one run with Everett in the 2 hole would generally, at most, yield just that one run. So to correct this, he doesn't put one of the best #2 hitters in baseball, Carlos Beltran into that spot. He puts in Jeff Bagwell, a great on-base guy, to be sure, but with none of the speed of Beltran, and a notorious free-swinger.

Correction. In today's line-up, Adam Everett is once again batting in the #2 hole. He has an OBP of .313. The only players on the team with a worse OBP are the two catchers, if you don't count the pitching staff.

Jose Vizcaino is filling in for the injured Jeff Kent, as expected. However, he is hitting 6th. Now, I'd like to repeat this for anyone, like Milo Hamilton, who doesn't believe that Jimy Williams lacks competence. Jose Vizcaino is hitting in the 6 hole. He has exactly 6 RBI this year. This isn't how you pull a baseball team out of a slump.

[El Scorcho]

Vizcaino still has a job?

Good lord.

[B.A.]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
I heard they installed doors in the walls in left and right field in order to give the outfielders more of a chance to catch Morris' flyballs. :lol: Not a bad idea.


And the Cardinals hit into another double play and ruin another chance to score. -ohbfrank-

[El Scorcho]

Vizcaino has 31 HR and 422 RBI in his illustrious 15 year major league career.

He had his breakout season in 1993 with the Cubs when he hit .287, had 4 HR, 54 RBI, 74 R, and 12 SB.

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Vizcaino still has a job? Thank God he no longer plays for the Giants :banana:

[Mad Dawg]

:( Everyone who doesn't have Vizcaino sucks.

[the aftermath]

1-0 Houston off a Biggio Bomb

[El Scorcho]

Is it even proper to use the word "Bomb" after "Biggio"?

[B.A.]

Pujols ties the game up at four in the seventh. :up:

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Is it even proper to use the word "Bomb" after "Biggio"? For him anything that gets near the warning track is a "bomb".

[B.A.]

Wow, bottom of the 7th and Morris has only thrown 85 pitches - not bad.

[the aftermath]

No homers for the whole year for Morgan Ensberg in 194 ABs :eek:

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by the aftermath
No homers for the whole year for Morgan Ensberg in 194 ABs :eek:

It's bizarre. He's slapping the ball primarily to right this season. Still, you figure he'd at least luck into one after hitting 25 in a platoon situation last year.

[the aftermath]

When Biggio has more homers in one game than you do in a whole season, you know you're not having a good year.

[B.A.]

And Redman gives the Bucs the lead in the bottom of the eighth.


****!!!!

[the aftermath]

Bases loaded Cards + Jose Mesa on the mound = possible disaster for the Bucs

[Mad Dawg]

I knew it. Jimy was talking to Beltran in the dugout, then he strikes out with a man on third. Jimy tainted him. :(

[the aftermath]

There goes the no-hitter.

[B.A.]

Mesa was 18 for 18 in save situations.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by B.A.
Mesa was 18 for 18 in save situations.

How can that be? Yeah, he's under virtually no pressure in Pittsburgh, but he is Jose Mesa.

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
How can that be? Yeah, he's under virtually no pressure in Pittsburgh, but he is Jose Mesa. He's waiting for a World Series to show his <i>true</i> magic.

[the aftermath]

Damn, tough loss for the Cards. Maybe Houston can help them out by beating up on the Cubbies.

[wabio]

Sweep! :eek:

[the aftermath]

Vizcaino is so useless, why the hell is he batting behind Bagwell?

[Canadian Bacon]

-ohbfrank- swept by the 3rd crappiest team (only Montreal and Arizona are worse) in the NL

[B.A.]

And Tavarez blows it in the bottom of the ninth. Bucs sweep the Cards for the first time since 1989. -ohbfrank-

[wabio]

Who's the blonde hottie talking on the Houston/Chicago game?

[the aftermath]

Gerry Hunsicker?

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by the aftermath
Vizcaino is so useless, why the hell is he batting behind Bagwell?

http://www.goldpanners.com/Archive/Players/w/williams-jimy_HOU_01.jpg

"Because I real smart baseball guy...Yay!!"

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by the aftermath
Gerry Hunsicker?

:lol:

[wabio]

Originally posted by the aftermath
Gerry Hunsicker?

No you sick bastid! It's Prior and Wood's wives. -other-

[the aftermath]

Now would be a good time for Ensberg's first home run

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
"Because I real smart baseball guy...Yay!!" :lol:

[Mad Dawg]

*sigh*

Now batting, Mr. Double Play.

[the aftermath]

Roger Clemens bat wagging is easily the most intimidating thing in baseball.

[Mad Dawg]

I'm not saying anything about Clemens not getting his calls today. Very generous ump for both pitchers today.

[Mad Dawg]

:lol: FSW is pimping the hell out of Everett for the All-Star game. During every Everett AB, they remind everyone that voting ends tonight at 11:59PM.

[B.A.]

Originally posted by wabio
No you sick bastid! It's Prior and Wood's wives. -other- IIRC, Wood's wife is beyond hot. And so is Prior's...

[Mad Dawg]

It's awesome when the heart of the order loads the bases and you can bring your 6 hitter up. Oh, wait.

[the aftermath]

Hey guys, Vizcaino is up with the bases loaded. Hmm, I wonder what the result will be :rolleyes:

I'll leave the sports forum for the rest of June if he knocks in a run.

[Mad Dawg]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=mlb&id=1831850

Edgar Martinez, Dan Wilson, and most surprisingly, Jamie Moyer will not be dealt this year, according to Seattle GM Bill Bavasi.

So Olerud and Boone will probably go.

[the aftermath]

Surprisingly, Vizcaino has a .300+ avg with the bases loaded.

And yet he still cant get a hit off a guy with almost an ERA of 8. Chump.

[Mad Dawg]

:mad: Fire him. Fire him now.

[the aftermath]

I feel sorry for you guys knowing you have to live with that paper weight on your team.

[Mad Dawg]

I am so filled with hatred right now.

[the aftermath]

What a play by Bagwell!

[Mad Dawg]

Excellent recovery by Bagwell.

[chrisih8u]

He looked safe.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
He looked safe.

I've had enough of your lip. You're outta here!

[the aftermath]

Dusty gets thrown out rotfl

[Mad Dawg]

And so is Dusty.

[chrisih8u]

:wave: Me and Dusty are going to watch the game from the clubhouse.

[the aftermath]

Dusty's still in the dugout :lol:

[Mad Dawg]

I guess it wasn't Dusty.

[the aftermath]

Bases loaded :mad:

Throw a strike Clemens.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by the aftermath
Bases loaded :mad:

Throw a strike Clemens.

Walker has owned Clemens for his career. This isn't good.

[Mad Dawg]

****. Thanks a lot for the support, Vizcaino.

[the aftermath]

All tied up!

This close ballgame brought to you by:

Inept #6 hitters by the name of Jose Vizcaino

[Mad Dawg]

I have a feeling Williams pulls Clemens despite a relatively low pitch count.

[Mad Dawg]

Nice play by Patterson.

[the aftermath]

Please fire: Ensberg, Vizcaino,.... Vizcaino

[Mad Dawg]

Wow. Clemens stays in. Win or lose, this is an unusually correct decision for Jimy.

[wabio]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I have a feeling Williams pulls Clemens despite a relatively low pitch count.

Put in Duckworth! :)

[the aftermath]

Kiss this game goodbye. Clemens falling apart.

Edit: How the hell is Vizcaino "priceless" when he can't even take advantage of a bases loaded situation.

Edit 2: Ok, Clemens aint falling apart quite yet. ;)

[Mad Dawg]

:up: Double play.

Now sac up, Stros.

[the aftermath]

:lol: :lol: Biggio

[Mad Dawg]

:eek: Biggio!!

[rabbit77]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I guess it wasn't Dusty.

Gary Matthews got tossed. Like the hitting coach ever does anything during a game.

[Mad Dawg]

Lee is just damn good.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by rabbit77
Gary Matthews got tossed. Like the hitting coach ever does anything during a game.

But who's going to say, "Good eye, buddy! Good eye!"?

[the aftermath]

Clemens could you please stop walking people? Thanks.

[Mad Dawg]

Okay, Jimy. You can pull him now. Jimy?

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
But who's going to say, "Good eye, buddy! Good eye!"?

:lol:


First and second on with 2 outs. Todd Walker, I remember that guy.

[chrisih8u]

Clemens got out of it. Poor Todd Walker.

[Mad Dawg]

Don't forget, All-Star voting ends at 11:59PM!

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Don't forget, All-Star voting ends at 11:59PM!

Yep, I just cut Jeter's lead by 25. :D

[the aftermath]

Vizcaino is a STUD!

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
Yep, I just cut Jeter's lead by 25. :D

I think it's funny that so many got huffy when Nomar took the early lead. But when it became obvious that Sammy and Griffey would take spots away from more deserving players, fan voting suddenly became a great thing and the game became "just an exhibition."

[the aftermath]

The only way Ensberg gets on base is by an error :lol:

[chrisih8u]

Poor Todd Walker. :lol:

[Mad Dawg]

:lol: Cubs fans boo the eyedrops.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I think it's funny that so many got huffy when Nomar took the early lead. But when it became obvious that Sammy and Griffey would take spots away from more deserving players, fan voting suddenly became a great thing and the game became "just an exhibition."

Yeah, I know Nomar doesnt deserve it, but I'd rather him get it than Jeter. :D

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
Yeah, I know Nomar doesnt deserve it, but I'd rather him get it than Jeter. :D

I'd rather have kidney stones than have Jeter win.

[El Scorcho]

<--- has had 2 kidney stones and agrees with MD

[Mad Dawg]

Looks like the bullpen is going to get the game with a 1-run lead. I'm not up for this.

[the aftermath]

Come on Lamb!

[the aftermath]

rotfl... Good job Ensberg, way to earn your paycheck dumbass.

[Mad Dawg]

What in the name of all that is holy was that???

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
What in the name of all that is holy was that??? 3rd base coach = Retarded?

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by the aftermath
3rd base coach = Retarded?

Biggio has accounted for the entire goddamn offense today, and he was on ****ing deck!

Oh dear God in heaven, I hate these ************s!

[the aftermath]

I've got money on those Houstonites. Money down the toilet most likely :mad:

[chrisih8u]

Tie game. Sorry Roger.

[Mad Dawg]

*skips off to the happy house*

[the aftermath]

rotfl.. Pathetic... Houston doesnt deserve to win after playing this badly.

[Mad Dawg]

Why? Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

This is just shitty.

[Mordred]

Go Barrett!

[chrisih8u]

2 on with nobody out. Ouch.

[dancinns]

John Mabry: 0-5, 2K, 11 LOB

:up:

[wabio]

moment of truth.

[El Scorcho]

and the truth is that derek jeter is a polesmoker

[wabio]

Grab some pine meat!!!!!

[Mad Dawg]

Hell ****ing yes!

[the aftermath]

Nobody wants to win this game.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
and the truth is that derek jeter is a polesmoker

:lol:

I would prefer Jeter get kidney stones than have him start the all star game.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
and the truth is that derek jeter is a polesmoker

Hell ****ing yes!

[El Scorcho]

Guys, keep it down. I'm trying to watch my cbs sportsline commercial.

[Mad Dawg]

Well, today's offense lined out.

[Mad Dawg]

:banana:

Beltran!

[Mad Dawg]

OH BRAD LIDGE YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT

[Mad Dawg]

By the way, how is this for troubling? The Astros are the last team in baseball to win a game in their final AB.

Oops. This is their second time. They are still last in baseball in final AB wins.

[chrisih8u]

They still havent won a game in their last at bat? That sucks.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
They still havent won a game in their last at bat? That sucks.

No, they won this one in their last AB.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
No, they won this one in their last AB.

:confused: Werent they playing at Wrigley? Woudlnt the 9th inning have to end with them getting an out?

[Jericho]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
No, they won this one in their last AB.

Actually the last Astros at bat today was a Lance Berkman grounded out to second.

I also find it ironic that the trade of Dotel likely cost them the lead today (using Miceli and Lidge instead of Dotel and Lidge in the 8th and 9th), but that the Beltran trade also got them the lead and the win. Oh, the irony!

[Mad Dawg]

I mean scoring in their last AB, and winning the game in the bottom of that inning. They have yet to win by scoring in the bottom of the deciding inning.

Screw this. Too confusing.

Don't suck tonight, Wake!

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by Jericho
Actually the last Astros at bat today was a Lance Berkman grounded out to second.

The team's last inning at the plate.

Forget I brought it up. :lol:

[chrisih8u]

But they didnt score in their final at bat. Do you mean just scoring in the 9th and going on to win?

[El Scorcho]

:banana:

Newly acquired Lidge gets the W for my fantasy team, and Beltran gets the HR for my team as well! Beltran also had a SB. ;) And Lidge with 3 Ks!

<----- better GM than Theo Epstein

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
But they didnt score in their final at bat. Do you mean just scoring in the 9th and going on to win?

Yes. Taking the lead in the ninth and winning.

BLLARGH!!

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
:banana:

Newly acquired Lidge gets the W for my fantasy team, and Beltran gets the HR for my team as well! Beltran also had a SB. ;) And Lidge with 3 Ks!

<----- better GM than Theo Epstein


And if you left Lidge and Beltran on the bench, you'd still be a better manager than Terry Francoma.

[Mad Dawg]

:lol:

Lidge is a K machine, ES. He had 4 in an inning earlier this year.

[El Scorcho]

I traded Pedro away for Morris (who I didn't start today) and Lidge. I predict Pedro's arm will fall off by late July.

[Mordred]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Yes. Taking the lead in the ninth and winning.

BLLARGH!! So you don't care if it's the top half of the 9th or the bottom? Because Houston scored in the top half. That means they probably still have 0 bottom half-last inning/AB wins.



Sorry, I just can't stop myself from egging you on!

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by Mordred
So you don't care if it's the top half of the 9th or the bottom? Because Houston scored in the top half. That means they probably still have 0 bottom half-last inning/AB wins.



Sorry, I just can't stop myself from egging you on!

:lol: Their final AB/inning at the plate. And yes, they have not won a game in the deciding last half inning.

OK, I take it all back. The Astros are last in the league in wins when tied or trailing after the 8th.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
The Astros are last in the league in wins when tied or trailing after the 8th.

After their half of the 8th inning or the opposition's?


:lol:

[Mad Dawg]

:lol:

Gee guys, the Astros have been pretty shitty this year.

That's it, and that's all.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
:lol:

Gee guys, the Astros have been pretty shitty this year.

That's it, and that's all.

Are we talking only 2004 or the last 365 days altogether?

:lol:

[Mordred]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Are we talking only 2004 or the last 365 days altogether?

:lol: Well he did say this year so I assume that's just 2004. I'm curious to know how they did in preseason though, because those games should count towards the 2004 total.

:lol:

[Mad Dawg]

http://www.panoptika.net/assets/objects0/Atkins_noose736.jpg

[chrisih8u]

Ortiz puts the Sox up 1-0 with another RBI.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
Ortiz puts the Sox up 1-0 with another RBI.

Ah, there's good old Garciapopup in action.

[El Scorcho]

Perfect setup for the 8-1 Yankee Trashing :lol:

[Abranut]

Is NESN blacked out for those with MLBEI? I feel dirty watching the Sox on the Yes Network. [Shudder]

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by Abranut
Is NESN blacked out for those with MLBEI? I feel dirty watching the Sox on the Yes Network. [Shudder]

It's on ESPN.

[Abranut]

I was coming back to edit my post. Thanks. :blush:

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Perfect setup for the 8-1 Yankee Trashing :lol:


The Red Sox have a knack for almost scoring a bunch in the 1st inning, then blowing it and not getting anything else for the rest of the game. :(

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by Abranut
I was coming back to edit my post. Thanks. :blush:

No problem. I just wanted to save you from watching on YES.

[chrisih8u]

With Wakefield pitching, its a long shot for a beanball to disfigure A-Rod's pretty-boy face. :(

[Mad Dawg]

Hey, Kenny. Sit your bitch ass down.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
With Wakefield pitching, its a long shot for a beanball to disfigure A-Rod's pretty-boy face. :(

It'd be a long shot to bruise it.

[El Scorcho]

Even if it was bruised, He'd just spread some of that Derek Jeter miracle man cream on the bruise and it'd heal quickly.

[wabio]

Just as I thought, Lieber getting used like a condom.

[wabio]

Grap some pine meat!!!!!!!

[Mad Dawg]

Could someone videotape this so we could show DLowe how groundball pitchers get out of trouble?

[Mad Dawg]

Jeff Brantley is a mega-tool.

[chrisih8u]

1-2-3 for Wakefield. Now lets see if the offense can ruin another scoring chance.

[Mad Dawg]

Oh, "1918." That's one clever sign.

[twikoff]

Dunn (23)

[the aftermath]

Go Beantown, it's your birthday :banana:

Which will happen first?

Death of Peter Gammons: -50000
Peter Gammons to finally see the Red Sox win a series: +1000

[Mad Dawg]

Ortiz with a huge shot!

2-0

[chrisih8u]

David Ortiz hits number 21. :up:

[jmaxlow]

Ortiz is an absolute monster this year.

[chrisih8u]

MVP, MVP, MVP!

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
MVP, MVP, MVP!

:up:

[twikoff]

speaking of monsters


Thome (27)

:eek: -eek-

[chrisih8u]

Whats with Barry dropping off The List? :)

[twikoff]

which list?

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by twikoff
speaking of monsters


Thome (27)

:eek: -eek-

Damn! He is something else this year.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by twikoff
which list?

The List

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
Whats with Barry dropping off The List? :)

I dropped the "charter members" section for space. Barry and Jimy are understood.

[twikoff]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Damn! He is something else this year.

in that sandbox sized ballpark, he may hit 100 if he ever has a healthy season

[twikoff]

ah
that list

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I dropped the "charter members" section for space. Barry and Jimy are understood.

:up:

[chrisih8u]

Tampa Bay is winning 6-0.

[chrisih8u]

Millar finally making a contribution. :up:

[Mad Dawg]

Who's that? Heredia? And the bases are loaded with no one out. Come one, Sox. You gotta get something.

[chrisih8u]

Bases loaded with nobody out. Time to break it open.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Who's that? Heredia? And the bases are loaded with no one out. Come one, Sox. You gotta get something.

I hate it when they dont say who's coming in. How hard is it tell the audiance?

[Mad Dawg]

This is going to hurt.

[Mad Dawg]

Awful call. Probably too close to take, though.

[chrisih8u]

That sucks. But why am I not surprised?

[jmaxlow]

What the heck is up with Berman??? Is this the 9th inning of the World Series or something?

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
That sucks. But why am I not surprised?

Depressing, isn't it?

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Depressing, isn't it?


http://www.panoptika.net/assets/objects0/Atkins_noose736.jpg

[SpaceBoy]

Garcia looking like a nice pickup. Hey if he can just beat the twins everytime he plays them, then money well spent :)

Of course not counting out the twins in this or any game, they play every inning.

[Mad Dawg]

rotfl

[chrisih8u]

I have a bad feeling about this game.

[B.A.]

Originally posted by dancinns
John Mabry: 0-5, 2K, 11 LOB

:up: don't forget the two double plays he hit into.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
I have a bad feeling about this game.

I don't have a good feeling about Matsui. He's been right on the ball.

[B.A.]

The Twins still have time to make Garcia look stupid.

[Mad Dawg]

Hey, Jeff Brantley. I think Dick Cheney has something to say to you.

[chrisih8u]

Timlin, Williamson, Foulke. Make it happen, now.

[MrX]

White Sox giving Garcia some run support in his first start

4-1 White Sox through 4 innings

Konerko with HR #20

[chrisih8u]

I hate when they dont say who's coming in. Is it Timlin?

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
I hate when they dont say who's coming in. Is it Timlin?

If Brantley would keep his yapper shut, they could let us know. I think it's Williamson.

[chrisih8u]

Williamson is in now. Ok.

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
If Brantley would keep his yapper shut, they could let us know. I think it's Williamson.

I get Remy. :) And Orsillo. :(

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
I get Remy. :) And Orsillo. :(

Consider yousrself lucky. Berman and Brantley are calling it on ESPN. And they are asses.

[chrisih8u]

I only like Berman when he's doing football highlights. I forget what Brantley is like.

[jmaxlow]

What? The greatest clutch hitter on the Yankees with a weak strikeout? No way, can't be!

[Mad Dawg]

Ah, shit. Here comes Phony Clark.

[chrisih8u]

Williamson is hurt. And Embree is warming up. :mad:

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u
Williamson is hurt. And Embree is warming up. :mad:

An injury? On the Red Sox? Never.

Dr. Bill Morgan says that he stayed in the game and struck Clark out.

[jmaxlow]

Hopefully this will be the Timlin that was completely untouchable in last year's playoffs...

[Mad Dawg]

Oh, good. It's Timlin. He hasn't given up any HRs at the complete worst time this year.

[chrisih8u]

http://www.panoptika.net/assets/objects0/Atkins_noose736.jpg

[MrX]

So much for Garcia

He gives up a 3 run HR to Guzman thabnks to another timely error by Jose Valentin-ohbfrank-

[Mad Dawg]

-ohbfrank-

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by chrisih8u


Literally through his glove. Do you have one of those for me?

[jmaxlow]

Well, at least Tony Clark played well for the Red Sox in 2002.





Oh wait...

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Literally through his glove. Do you have one of those for me?


You can wait until I'm done! :mad:

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by jmaxlow
Well, at least Tony Clark played well for the Red Sox in 2002.





Oh wait...

:lol: His highlight for the Sox was informing the team that they werent going on strike.

[Mad Dawg]

Originally posted by jmaxlow
Well, at least Tony Clark played well for the Red Sox in 2002.





Oh wait...

Yeah, at least back then he had the decency not to make ****ing contact.

[MrX]

Valentin makes up for his error by taking Radke deep

5-4 White Sox

[MrX]

And Garcia gives the run back

[jmaxlow]

You have GOT to be kidding me. How can the defense be this bad?

[Mad Dawg]

Amazing. This is disgusting.

[chrisih8u]

10 errors in the last 4 games. ****in sickening.

[El Scorcho]

Red Sox must not like winning things

[SpaceBoy]

Homerun derby going in Minny.. Go Sox

[chrisih8u]

Torre used his all star shortstop to bunt a runner along. And Francoma just shit his pants in disbelief. Its called strategy, dickhead!

[El Scorcho]

Jeter bunted on his own free will. He wanted to get back to the dugout so he could order more buttplugs with his visa card.

[El Scorcho]

Come on timlin, throw something offspeed and get the K

[chrisih8u]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Jeter bunted on his own free will. He wanted to get back to the dugout so he could order more buttplugs with his visa card.

:lol:


My point is that the Red Sox strictly forbid bunting unless its a pitcher in interleague play.

[MrX]

Crede goes deep for the White Sox

6-5 Sox now

[El Scorcho]

ATTENTION FANS ALONG THE 3RD BASE LINE IN YANKEE STADIUM:

Please raise your hand if you do not have a souvenir baseball off the bat of Sheffield yet. He will accomodate you shortly.

[chrisih8u]

Pathetic. Good thing Bust got that GMail invite.

[El Scorcho]

Can someone send him 12 more invites?

[Mad Dawg]

The Sox are just shit.

[El Scorcho]

Man F this i'm gonna go get a Frosty from Wendy's

And a dirty sanchez from Pablo's

wait.

Scratch that last one -eek-

[MrX]

White Sox add 2 more

8-5 through 7&1/2

[chrisih8u]

The Red Sox have the shit of the order due up in the 9th. Varitek will pinch hit. Maybe Youk, too.

[Mad Dawg]

If I were Wakefield after tonight, I would stroll into the lockerroom and start kicking some groins.

[chrisih8u]

Here comes Rivera. Now if the Sox run their playbook correctly, they will get 1 run and leave the tying run on base.

[chrisih8u]

Jesus Christ, Kapler. It was right down the middle!

[chrisih8u]

McCarty should charge the mound right now.

[chrisih8u]

7.5 games back. ****in pathetic. :rolleyes: