Damfino

I'm at the movies. The show is sold out so I can't move and the guy sitting next to me starts farting.

I managed to survive the ordeal. What would you do?

gcribbs

light some matches

Fok

Start coughing like you can't breath. Or maybe make a smart a## comment to your friend next to you (making sure he hears).
That's pretty bad when people do that

Tafellappen

Kick his ****ing seat over and over.

Trigger

I thought your story was a bit on the short side and it lacked supporting characters. Plus, I don't see the motivation of either character here... don't know why the one guy farts and I don't know why the other guy smells it. And then to top it off, you ask the reader to finish the story for you! Worst of all though, it just wasn't very scary. I give it a 3/10.

Drexl

Yep, the story sure does stink.

resinrats

Make a big deal about picking your nose so the guy sees it. Then wipe it on the arm-rest between the two of you. The guy will be freaked since the arm rest is now 'off limits'. Won't solve the fart problem but will bother him as much as he bothered you.

FuzzyBallz

1) Stand up and make like you wanna get out, stop right in front of the guy, take off your pants, bend over, then start farting.

2) Eat lots of raw garlic, turn towards the guy, and start licking his face.

3) Put on your pimp suit, act like you're supafly, and start bitch slapping the farting man whore.

dick_grayson

stop frenching him

bigsoos

dive over him like you're going for a foul ball?

steebo777

I don't know if that's really a movie-going horror... but it is damn funny

resinrats

Fixed! Gross but he'll never forget it.

Shannon Nutt

Two words: Projectile vomiting.

redinger

Typical modern horror story - no character development at all.

Damfino

OK. it was late last night and I was tired. I should add that he was seated to my left and I found that by leaning a little to the right, I was right below an A/C vent which served as a shield of sorts.

Also, he started farting about half way thru a 90 minute movie, so it wasn't as bad as I originally indicated. but it could have been a lot worse.

jaeufraser

I'd probably say something, so that everyone around hears. Maybe point too. Hopefully he'll run out of the theater in embarassment, crying like a 7 year old girl.

Now you can strecth your feet once you deodorize the seat next to you.

RyoHazuki

Put a popcorn bucket on his head and pee in his butt.

Goat3001

Kill off the black guy... after all this is a horror movie.

DVD Smurf

That would make it an action film and maybe a comedy