Bloodsport and other movies you can watch in 13 minutes and 27 seconds

[neiname]

I TIVO'd Bloodsport last night because I loved the movie when I was a kid and haven't seen it in a while. When I sat down to watch it I realized my wife was coming home in about 15 minutes and wouldn't want to watch it. So instead of waiting till later that night I fast forward through the crap (i.e chase scenes in Hong Kong, Van Damme naked, etc.) and finished the movie in 13 minutes and 27 seconds. I realized that this is the perfect movie for this, can you think of any others?

[beefjerky]

Titanic.

[RyoHazuki]

Watch the trailer for that new Hilary Duff Cinderella movie. Thats like 3 minutes tops.

[Fok]

A lot of Steven Seagal movies.

[TCG]

most kung fu movies.

[Wazootyman]

There's this WEIRD channel here in Madison (it's channel 4 on whatever cable system the dorms have) and they just show the most random of stuff. One night I switched to it just in time to see "Repo Man in 4 minutes and 7 seconds" They took Repo Man, cut out many scenes, played the rest in fast motion, and placed a timer in the bottom right of the screen. It was incomprehensible as all hell, but they did do it in 4 minutes and 7 seconds

[josepotato]

Originally posted by beefjerky
Titanic.

Ya but my dvd player maxes out at 8x fast forward so it'd still take over 24 minutes.

[kenny79]

Originally posted by neiname
I TIVO'd Bloodsport last night because I loved the movie when I was a kid and haven't seen it in a while. When I sat down to watch it I realized my wife was coming home in about 15 minutes and wouldn't want to watch it. So instead of waiting till later that night I fast forward through the crap (i.e chase scenes in Hong Kong, Van Damme naked, etc.) and finished the movie in 13 minutes and 27 seconds. I realized that this is the perfect movie for this, can you think of any others?
Fortunately, I'm not whipped, so I don't have to worry about this kind of thing. ;)

[Goldberg74]

Deep End of the Ocean... even sped up it still seems like it takes all day. ;)

[talemyn]

Road House (on of my favorite guilty pleasures . . . and it happens to be on right now :D )

[SuprVgeta]

Originally posted by TCG
most kung fu movies.

and porno's rotfl

[SunMonkey]

Freddy vs. Jason, although it is a tad longer than 13:27 if you only watch the Freddy vs. Jason part.

[El-Kabong]

Most Godzilla movies, I'd wager. Who cares about the humans talking about why Godzilla has appeared, or the origins of the monster of the movie. I just wanna see two men in large rubber suits smashing the hell out of each other.

[jiggawhat]

Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions. Both of them can be finished in about 30 minutes.

[lucasorion]

A Van Damme movie, The Quest - I only bother to watch some of the combat scenes, especially the monkey/drunken kung fu guy.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by jiggawhat
Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions. Both of them can be finished in about 30 minutes. if you are talking about purly the action scenes, then its prob over 30 min. the burly brawl from reloaded is about 7 min, and the chase is 15 min, and in revolutions, the battle for zion is about in total 20 min and the final battle is about 10 min

[Tandem]

Originally posted by El-Kabong
Most Godzilla movies, I'd wager. Who cares about the humans talking about why Godzilla has appeared, or the origins of the monster of the movie. I just wanna see two men in large rubber suits smashing the hell out of each other.
Bambi vs. Godzilla can be watched in a minute or less.

[sataniko]

Anything by Steven Segal.