Weird picture on frontpage of ESPN (Caption This)

[Deftones]

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncw/2004/0327/photo/a_mazzante_frt.jpg

Momma always told me I shouldn't blow a smurf.....

[brizz]

Penn State Basketball is Bubblicious!!!!!!

[Daryl]

I couldn't afford the gold fronts, but the jeweler told me that these are even better and that all the rappers will be sportin' them any day now.

Bling! Bling!

[kenbuzz]

Originally posted by Deftones, Esq
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncw/2004/0327/photo/a_mazzante_frt.jpg
What am I doing holding this basketball? I'm a girl!

[clemente]

Originally posted by kenbuzz
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncw/2004/0327/photo/a_mazzante_frt.jpg

What am I doing holding this basketball? I'm not a girl!

[Lateralus]

Who cares if I can't dunk, it’s the fundamentals that count.

[twikoff]

Papa smurf has been teaching me a new exercise to work my jaw muscles

[POWERBOMB]

I guess Kobe's skeet skeet skeet isn't white either.

[brizz]

Originally posted by twikoff
Papa smurf has been teaching me a new exercise to work my jaw muscles
dude...if all you got is a recycled smurf joke....Just. Don't. Post.


;)

[MovieMaster11]

theres Something about mary 2: is that Toothpaste?

[Canadian Bacon]

Look I've got Dukie V's teeth

[edytwinky]

"So the ref said 'blue ball', and I just had to check."

[gmal2003]

Im blue DA BA DE DA BUH DIE DA BA DE DA BUH DIE

[SleepyW]

Originally posted by kenbuzz
What am I doing holding this basketball? I'm a girl!

::: pees in pants :::::

[Roto]

Penn State to receive sanctions for players endorsing Pepsi Blue in 2003
or
Penn State player sues PepsiCo for discoloring her teeth.
or
I wanna play basketball! Yayyyyy! I wanna play basketball! Yayyyyy!