B.S. didn't just suck, she suckity-suck sucked. I'm grading her a "D-," and not an "F," because I think she has room to degrade. If you think B.S. can't get any worse, you're selling her short. rotfl
palebluedot
03-10-04, 03:56 PM
She wants so desperately to be Madonna.
Meatpants
03-10-04, 03:58 PM
Britney has a hot body.
Just thought I'd mention it ..... ;)
The most interesting bit is about Clear Channel sponsoring her tour, what a bunch of clowns.
cdollaz
03-10-04, 04:06 PM
Sounds like a teenager wrote that review.
Rypro 525
03-10-04, 04:31 PM
if anyone wants to see her "suckity sucktacular" concert, showtime is airing her show from miami the 21st of march (a saturday at 8pm)
Michael Corvin
03-10-04, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by cdollaz
Sounds like a teenager wrote that review.
A teenager wouldn't be complaining about her masterbating in a nude body suit.
Dr. DVD
03-10-04, 06:04 PM
I've heard that lackluster sales of her album are leading her towards a career of acting. Lucky us! :rolleyes:
POWERBOMB
03-11-04, 12:07 AM
I loves me some Britney Spears!
LiquidSky
03-11-04, 08:56 AM
I loved that review :lol:
Hiro11
03-11-04, 10:16 AM
http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/columnists/doug_elfman.jpg Nope, not a teenager. However, posting a review about how badly a Britney concert sucked is fairly obvious, he should have shortened it to "It was exactly what you'd expect from a Britney concert" and left it at that.
bigsoos
03-11-04, 10:41 AM
this dude is obviously messed up in the head if he wants to know why people want to see Britney naked. I couldn't stand seeing the "B.S." all throughout his article. This guy suckity sucks as a writer.
Editted not to offend anyone
digitalfreaknyc
03-11-04, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by bigsoos
this dude is obviously gay if he wants to know why people want to see Britney naked. I couldn't stand seeing the "B.S." all throughout his article. This guy suckity sucks as a writer.
Yes. OBVIOUSLY.
:rolleyes:
watch it around here with statements like that.
Hollowgen
03-11-04, 12:05 PM
being humourous doesn't mean you're a bad writer.
Rypro 525
03-11-04, 12:58 PM
i bet ya she didn't sing except on the cheesy balads.
Kal-El
03-11-04, 01:35 PM
If you go to a Britney Concert expecting to be moved or wowed by the "music" you're definitely in the wrong place.
William Fuld
03-11-04, 01:48 PM
"booby boobs"
sataniko
03-11-04, 04:51 PM
rotfl
LiquidSky
03-11-04, 05:16 PM
Perhaps she will learn how to "sing" though her "mound of venus" :)
balancer
03-11-04, 05:21 PM
yeah, i love clear channel sponsoring trash like this, but acting holier than thou with Stern.. the hypocrisy continues
grrrah
03-12-04, 07:04 PM
one step closer to play boy!
nazz
03-13-04, 01:53 AM
I think this isn't having the writer's intended effect on me because I'm now going to Tivo that Showtime special.
msdmoney
03-13-04, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by cdollaz
Sounds like a teenager wrote that review.
I think that was the point to a certain extent, trying to relate to those that would actually go to a Britney concert. I think he hit so many points right on about her though. Its sad that she gets the most acclaim in the teenie bopper scene when there are definitely some "more talented" acts.
I would maybe pay for the spectacle, she looks pretty hot under her gallons of makeup and styling. But I can't imagine many go to her concerts expecting a musical experience.
demonio
03-13-04, 04:01 AM
did the guy talk about how great Britney's voice is live?? haha
nazz
03-13-04, 12:01 PM
Britney Spears' new tour is getting scathing reviews with people saying how she has no talent as a singer. Britney got the last laugh though when she said 'That's not even me singing. Ha!'-
Jay Leno
Osiris
03-13-04, 12:38 PM
Don't care about her voice. Masturbating in a nude body suit, here I come showtime.
Dr. DVD
03-13-04, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Osiris
Don't care about her voice. Masturbating in a nude body suit, here I come showtime.
Thus you have her appeal.
POWERBOMB
03-13-04, 09:21 PM
I loves me some free tix to a Britney Spears concert.
dolphinboy
03-13-04, 11:43 PM
Why do so many people compare her to Madonna? Do people really hate Madonna that much now? Is it backlash for her doing the publicity stunt on MTV after saying she had matured with Ray of Light beyond doing things like that?
I grew up with Madonna and first saw her live in 85 or 86 and, while she wasn't U2 or REM, she was very good (she was mostly considered a joke, as Britney is now) and while she was sexy, she wasn't slutty just to get attention night after night and she sang and the music was pretty good too.
The way Britney uses sex seems a lot different than the way Madonna used it.
Rypro 525
03-13-04, 11:57 PM
for you wanting the specs for the showtime concert, its
sat march 28th at 9pm et, tape on the west coast
http://www.sho.com/site/britney/home.do
(please tell me she does "touch of the hand" live)
nazz
03-14-04, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Rypro 525
for you wanting the specs for the showtime concert, its
sat march 28th at 9pm et, tape on the west coast
http://www.sho.com/site/britney/home.do
(please tell me she does "touch of the hand" live)
High Definition :up:
Numanoid
03-14-04, 11:29 PM
You people are the ones that suck. How can a Britney thread go this long without any damn PICS?!
Buy: