rarely do I ask for less censored words, but....
03-08-04, 05:25 PM
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rarely do I ask for less censored words, but....
if shit is good, why isn't asshole? It seems like a much milder one to me. Is it because it is more likely to be used as a flame to another member?
I would still like ****, as in homogonized milk uncesored as well
I would still like ****, as in homogonized milk uncesored as well
03-08-04, 05:51 PM
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Re: rarely do I ask for less censored words, but....
Originally posted by kvrdave
Is it because it is more likely to be used as a flame to another member?
Is it because it is more likely to be used as a flame to another member?
EDIT: I thought you got the a-word uncensored. Apparently not. *******.
03-09-04, 10:36 AM
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Since kvrhomo works as a an acceptable alternative to ****, perhaps we can use kvrasshole as an acceptable alternative to *******?
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03-09-04, 12:16 PM
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Yeah... just not the same...
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's a real ****ing *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an ******* (he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (he's the world's biggest *******)
(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-****in'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear ****in'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of ****in' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of ****in' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an *******?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
*******... all the time it was him... what an *******!
I'm an ******* (I'm an *******, he's an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
*******
Everybody,*******
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo
I'm an ******* and I'm proud of it!
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's a real ****ing *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an ******* (he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (he's the world's biggest *******)
(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-****in'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear ****in'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of ****in' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of ****in' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an *******?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
*******... all the time it was him... what an *******!
I'm an ******* (I'm an *******, he's an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
*******
Everybody,*******
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo
I'm an ******* and I'm proud of it!
03-09-04, 01:54 PM
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"kvrdave" isn't still censored? That's what I thought people were typing when they got *******!
How about trading for kvrdave being censored again? We need at least one of those words.
How about trading for kvrdave being censored again? We need at least one of those words.
03-12-04, 01:15 AM
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Originally posted by Ranger
No way.
90% of the members here have the maturity of a two-year old (no offense
). No need to give them more ammunition.
No way.
90% of the members here have the maturity of a two-year old (no offense
). No need to give them more ammunition.
03-16-04, 12:13 PM
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also, the p word should be allowed in the tv forum and the movie forum (so we can all quote "my name is pussygalore" from goldfinger without having to make it one word. same with the tv forum because of the character Salvatore 'BigPussy' Bonpensiero from the sopranos without having to have it one word.
