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12-13-03, 10:35 PM
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Funny exchange on Cops.
So the cops pull over a couple of people for buying drugs. The guy claims that he is there to see a friend of his. At one point, this happens:
perp.: I'm here to see Boogie, man!
cop: You're here to see the Boogieman?
perp.: I'm here to see Boogie, man!
cop: You're here to see the Boogieman?
12-14-03, 10:44 PM
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That Jersey cop is the funniest thing on the show in years...he's also the one who arrested the kid for smoking crap and kept yelling at him
"Stop calling me poppy! I aint your poppy!"
"Stop calling me poppy! I aint your poppy!"
12-15-03, 09:04 AM
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"Stop calling me poppy"
"Okay poppy. I'm sorry poppy"
Gotta love crackheads.
"Okay poppy. I'm sorry poppy"
Gotta love crackheads.
12-15-03, 09:05 AM
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or when the cop pulls over the guy, and asks if hes been smoking pot, the guy says no, but the cop keeps asking, because the guy has a joint behind his ear. 
12-15-03, 10:57 AM
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Originally posted by IdgIe49
or when the cop pulls over the guy, and asks if hes been smoking pot, the guy says no, but the cop keeps asking, because the guy has a joint behind his ear.
or when the cop pulls over the guy, and asks if hes been smoking pot, the guy says no, but the cop keeps asking, because the guy has a joint behind his ear.
12-15-03, 12:20 PM
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The cop actually states, "Well sir I beleive you have not been smoking, and the reason why is because" (then he procedes to remove the joint from his ear).
12-15-03, 03:01 PM
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Originally posted by Cusm
The cop actually states, "Well sir I beleive you have not been smoking, and the reason why is because" (then he procedes to remove the joint from his ear).
The cop actually states, "Well sir I beleive you have not been smoking, and the reason why is because" (then he procedes to remove the joint from his ear).
12-16-03, 04:53 PM
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And that one where the cops pulls over a guy for swerving, and when he gets out of the car the cop smashes his head open with his baton, then guts the guy and rips out his intestines and hangs them over a stop sign. That was a good one.
12-18-03, 02:04 AM
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One of my favorites is the cop who finds all sorts of drugs and stuff in this guys pants pockets and the guy says "That's not mine!", and the cop says "Well, it was in your pants..", and then the guy says "These are not my pants!".. and then went on to say he didn't know who's pants they were.
12-19-03, 02:46 PM
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How about the one where the fatass cop who is out of breath just undoing his seat belt. It amazes me that they do not make them stay at a certain level of fitness.
12-19-03, 02:53 PM
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Originally posted by POWERBOMB
What about the cop who has the fake leg and still caught the guy after chasing him about two blocks. The thug was on a bike and the cop on foot!
What about the cop who has the fake leg and still caught the guy after chasing him about two blocks. The thug was on a bike and the cop on foot!
Originally posted by General Zod
One of my favorites is the cop who finds all sorts of drugs and stuff in this guys pants pockets and the guy says "That's not mine!", and the cop says "Well, it was in your pants..", and then the guy says "These are not my pants!".. and then went on to say he didn't know who's pants they were.
One of my favorites is the cop who finds all sorts of drugs and stuff in this guys pants pockets and the guy says "That's not mine!", and the cop says "Well, it was in your pants..", and then the guy says "These are not my pants!".. and then went on to say he didn't know who's pants they were.
12-20-03, 11:47 PM
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Instead of a fixed salary I'm sure every police union in the US would accept a dollar for every time a perp says "Its not mine"
12-21-03, 07:24 AM
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one of the episodes on yesterday ....
this guy let the cop search him. the guy had a can of deoderant on a string inside his pants full of dope. dork. dont they watch tv?? they know theyre gonna search their private area!
this guy let the cop search him.
the guy had a can of deoderant on a string inside his pants full of dope. dork. dont they watch tv?? they know theyre gonna search their private area!
