Lateralus

The September issue of GQ had the top 10 songs NOT to make love too, I think it's pretty funny.

SONGS NOT TO MAKE LOVE TO":
1. "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco;
2. "Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" by Iron Maiden;
3. "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss") by Cher;
4. ""#!*@ You Tonight" by Notorious B.I.G. featuring R. Kelly;
5. "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock;
6. "Downtown" by Petula Clark;
7. "YYZ" by Rush;
8. "Music for Mallet Instruments, Voices and Organ" by Steve Reich;
9. "Centerfield" by John Fogerty;
10. "In the Gloaming" (Traditional)

Any other suggestions?

I would like to add "Battery" by Metallica.

Hiro11

1. "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz
2. "Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency" by Carcass
3. "Funkytown" (remake) by Pseudo Echo
4. "Nature Trail to Hell" by Weird Al
5. "Givin' Up the Nappy Dugout" by Ice Cube
6. "Wild Women with Steak Knives" by Diamanda Galas
7. "Leben Heißt Leben" by Laibach
8. "Mentos, The Freshmaker" theme
9. "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Napolean XVI
10. "Let's Talk Physical" by Revolting Cocks

Caoimhin

1. "Who Let The Dogs Out?" - Baha Men
2. "Black Angels" - George Crumb/Kronos Quartet
3. "Fish Heads" - Barnes & Barnes
4. "Lunch Room Jam" - Irene Cara/Fame soundtrack
5. "Jesus Is Just Alright" - The Doobie Brothers
6. "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Bobby McFerrin
7. "King Of The Road" - Roger Miller
8. "Tarzan Boy" - Baltimora
9. "St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast" - Frank Zappa
10. "Detachable Penis" - King Missile

Tscott

1. "Me and A Gun" - Tori Amos
2. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" - Bloodhound Gang
3. "Eat For Two" - 10,000 Maniacs
4. "I'm Being Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor" - Peter, Paul and Mary
5. "O'Malley's Bar" - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
6. "Kiss Me, Son of God" - They Might Be Giants
7. "Dead Skunk (In The Middle Of The Road)" - Loudon Wainwright III
8. "Mercedes Benz" - Janis Joplin
9. "Strange Fruit" - Billie Holiday
10. "Ugly" - Juliana Hatfield

davejt1

Animal (F**k Like a Beast) by W.A.S.P.

Of course, depending on what you're into, some might consider that the ultimate song to make love to.

Shiv Shankly

1. "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" - The Smiths
2. "Having My Baby" - Paul Anka
3. "The Old Main Drag" - The Pogues
4. "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" - Brian Hyland
5. "Young Girl" - Gary Puckett & the Union Gap
6. "I Love You, But You're Boring" - The Beautiful South
7. "No Fun" - Stooges/Sex Pistols
8. "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" - Rolk Harris
9. "I Eat Cannibal" - Toto Coelo
10. "Hair of the Dog" - Nazareth

mkdevo

"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee" - Frank Zappa

actually... pretty much any zappa song...

"Sparkle" - Phish

grunter

Anything ever composed by those hack-meisters: ENIGMA.

If some trick ever puts this garbaggio on whilst trying to woo you, simply snip his middle-aged ponytail off and slide out the back door.

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

Pillowhead

1. I Started A Joke - Bee Gees
2. Seasons In The Sun - Brel/McKuen
3. Mother - Danzig
4. Bad Bad Leroy Brown - Croce
5. A Horse With No Name - America
6. 17 - Winger
7. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
8. Anything by Good Charlotte
9. Anything by Creed

Meatpants

1. Rape Me - Nirvana
2. Spirit in the Sky
3. Used to Love Her - Guns N Roses

WillieTheShakes

Actually, I've made love to this one... Well, making love may not be the right term. But the song was fine. Not as good as Dina Moe Humm, but good nonetheless...

WillieTheShakes

Dr. Phibes

I think Cannibal Corpse - "Orgasm Through Torture" (or any death metal really) would definitely kill the mood.

Rypro 525

I guess "hooker with a penis" by tool wouldn't be a good one either to make whoopie too.

neiname

"Closer" NIN

Kromax

3 words: Cotton-eyed Joe

Hollowgen

Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You

raiders757

Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Maiden made into the top five of a list in a corperate magizine!!!!!!!! Good are bad, I'll take it!!!The world is comeing to an end today ladies and gents.


My suggestion is anyhing by

SLAYER

Not a band to be making love to at all IMO.

You wouldn't have a link to this list would you? That is, if it is on the web.

Giantrobo

you can add Cusco to that list too Grunter

Scorpio

I couldn't disagree more!

LivingINClip

Been there, done that and I couldn't disagree more.

costanza187

anything by the Village People

Lateralus

Sorry, I got this from a Rush board; they were shocked that Rush was mentioned in a corporate magazine. Rush and Iron Maiden, the world is coming to an end!