How many have been told to stay away from the DVD trash bins at rental stores?

[danol]

How many of you or times you have been told to stay away from Discarded DVD material bins or bags, found at the rental stores back entrances or garbage bins/bags.?


About 10 times by different employees, looking for Outside Cover Art and/or Inserts. Latest forage 4 "Chicago" inserts, 1 "We Were Soldiers" insert and 1 "Animatrix" insert for DVD of same name.

Nothing I can use today, but there is always the chance some new employee will throw out, all of what my wheelchair ran over and tore to shreads. LOL :)

[Crocker Jarmen]

Danol, why don't you go into the store and ask the clerks there if you can have any discarded inserts or wrappers. The clerk may think you're a little strange, but it's gotta be more dignified than having them chase you outta the garbage like a raccoon.

[RyoHazuki]

Somehow danol being kicked out of trash bins is not that hard to imagine.

[DonnachaOne]

You won't get an Animatrix insert. It was a snapper, and rental copies with amaray-case covers don't come with inserts.

[Erica]

Alot of dvd's came with an insert ad for animatrix in at at BBV.

[Cornelius1047]

The trash bin at my local BBV has a lock on it. I need some empty amaray cases, but I'm too cheap to shell out cash for 'em when they're throwing them away. Punks.

K

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by RyoHazuki7
Somehow danol being kicked out of trash bins is not that hard to imagine.

and some part of it actually makes me smile a little...

You can simply ask. When I worked at blockbuster we wereglad to give that crap away since the storage space in the back wasn't to big to fill more then a few copies for future PVing.

[Tazwolff]

Can’t say I have ever been told to go away. I’m not a dumpster diver. Although when I was between the ages of 18-20 I was a Security Guard before I joined the PD. It was my job to rid divers from the back and/or arrest them after a fair warning.

[caiman]

I don't know about anyone else, but when I think of creepy back-alley garbage snoopers, the first thing that comes to mind is danol.

[marty888]

Just when you think you've heard it all .....

[basaro]

I have never been chased away from a dumpster at blockbuster. I only go to one store regularly, and haven't had a problem yet. I find it is easier and quicker to dumpster dive myself than ask an employee for empty cases and inserts. Some of the employees don't know enough or cannot make the judgement call to give out their "trash",plus I'd have to wait. I'm on a schedule dammit! :)

I just swing by on Tuesday or Wednesday, and there is usually a hundred or so empty cases in there. Some with inserts, some not. The only insert I've used so far was for Narc, which I didn't have. Sometimes, like last week, they will pack the cases back in the boxes they shipped with and throw the whole box in the dumpster. I scored both boxes of Bringing Down The House last week. About 50 dvd cases easy as pie. No inserts from that though, just the cases.

[SideShow]

I've never even thought of that... usually they'll keep stuff a while before tossing them out, may be easier to ask them and maybe leave a number they can contact you at so they can give the stuff to you and save a trip to the bin.

[Crocker Jarmen]

I'm curious, what does everyone want/use a dozen copies of Bringing Down the House cases and inserts for?

[TheVelvetRope]

I wish said Blockbuster employees kept online on-the-job journals, like the woman who worked in the porn shop. I think today's entry would be highly amusing...

[TopHatCat64]

1. Chuck paper covers for Bring down the house
2. A dozen new cases

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by caiman
I don't know about anyone else, but when I think of creepy back-alley garbage snoopers, the first thing that comes to mind is danol.


:lol: Oh man. You made the list..

[Ginwen]

I don't get it, Danol. You complain in other threads about people making fun of you, then you create this thread. It's like wearing a "kick me" sign.

[fnordboy]

Danol might get made fun of a lot, but deep down inside he knows he is the most beloved of the DVDTalkers.

[DVD Polizei]

danol,

You didn't mention you're from DVD Talk did you? Asking gets you a lot farther than someone seeing the crack of your ass showing out of a dumpster. :D

I like your initiative though.

[jrobinson]

wtf?

[Jackskeleton]

Danol and Dalvin should join together <and get shot out of a canon into the moon> cause they are just that special...

[victant]

:lol:

Another classic thread.

Danol, you really are loved! ;)

[Venom]

as another poster said in a different danol thread.....


DANOLMITE!!!








ps.....shouldn't this belong in the store forum?

[Jackskeleton]

It didn't make enough sense to be put anywhere other then.. OTHER. :p

[Canadian Bacon]

We should do this :lol: rotfl

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0103/danol.jpg

[costanza187]

Something I have never been told...stay out of any trash bin

[Pato1]

Dumpster diving... one man's garbage is another man's treasure.

[danol]

I take for granted they have something to hide, I'm just waiting for that new employee to dump all good thngs I need, and it's not DVD cases I have pleny of those. I go looking for cover art and inserts.

Ever since my library had a pair of glasses in the dumpster and although white they had 14K stamped on it. I took it to 3 jewlers, who all said these must have been owned by Royalty. Gold doesn't have to be yellow there is white gold also and I knew it when I seen that 14K stamped on it.

Remember when Bones on ST gave James T. a pair of old glasses the jeweler in the 20th Century said "yes very rare they would much more it the lens were still intact". Mine had the lens and not a scratch on the frames and were authentic 14K white gold frames. Price that I got for them $6,500 cash, one of the jewelers had a client that was looking for what I had. Since I came up with authenticity from the other 2 jewlers, he knew that I 'knew' what they were worth at the time. The gold is not in them thar hills, it's in trash dumpsters. $6,500 will still buy you a HDTV or D-ILA or a great number of DVDs. A Hint for all you DVD guys that put more time in with your toys than your wife! :)

Every Thursday morning I take the Viper Blue out for it's garbage pick up day, I have found DVD thrown out by a jealous wives who said wait I have some more for you. I just don't snoop on rentals, ever since I found that thrown away 14K White Gold Bifocals in 1988. I look for what some jealous wife is throwing her husbands prize collection out. I once got a nice U.S. Coin Collection, thrown out because the husbands wasn't paying enough attention to the angry wife.

[speedy1961]

Danol.... someday you'll make a first rate homeless person... ;)

[Groucho]

I was in the back of a Blockbuster the other day and noticed an Amaray case on a pile of garbage. I started to reach for it, when an arm came out from the pile and slapped me away. "Don't touch my precioussssssss!"

[basaro]

Originally posted by Crocker Jarmen
I'm curious, what does everyone want/use a dozen copies of Bringing Down the House cases and inserts for?

I didn't get any inserts, wouldn't want one anyway. I wanted the cases only.

What do I use them for?
1.Replacements for ones I receive broken. It's much easier and faster doing this myself, than dealing with returning an item.
2.I make my own dvds of show footage I have, and I store them in the cases i get.
3.I give them to friends who need them too.

[Venusian]

can't you just save all those AOL cases you get?

[woofman]

Originally posted by Groucho
I was in the back of a Blockbuster the other day and noticed an Amaray case on a pile of garbage. I started to reach for it, when an arm came out from the pile and slapped me away. "Don't touch my precioussssssss!"

:lol:

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by Pato1
Dumpster diving... one man's garbage is another man's treasure.

but this goes beyond normal Dumpster diving..

Danol.. no words can describe...

[crankyman]

i think i might have hung around for some of that good 'ol angry wife revenge lovin'....ya know?

[Breakfast with Girls]

Originally posted by crankyman
i think i might have hung around for some of that good 'ol angry wife revenge lovin'....ya know?

"I saw you there, picking through our garbage, and I knew I had to have you."

[crankyman]

man. if i had a dime for every time that has happened to me....

[Numanoid]

danol, how do you make it into the dumpster from your wheelchair? :hscratch:

[dork]

Originally posted by Numanoid
danol, how do you make it into the dumpster from your wheelchair? :hscratch:
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.

[Bill Geiger]

Originally posted by basaro
The only insert I've used so far was for Narc, which I didn't have.

That is an insert I need. Funny thing is, I traded with Danol for it! Hope you didn't steal my insert John! :)

[theedge]

I am all ready to get my copies of Gigli at the Blockbuster dumpster near me!!

[grrrah]

$6,500 for some white gold 14k glasses?

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I call BS.. and if it were royalty, it would probably be a lot better quality than 14k.

Don't know about frames, but you can get a 14k white gold rope necklace for about $50.

[NCMojo]

Originally posted by Numanoid
danol, how do you make it into the dumpster from your wheelchair? :hscratch:
Originally posted by dork
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.

rotfl

clap-clap-clap. Nice job. :lol:

[Brain Stew]

Dude, danol, never, listen to me, NEVER STOP BRINGING TEH FUNNEY!

Your quirky adventures in life may be somewhat questionable in their truthfulness, but funny nonetheless.

BTW, have you been watching "I Love The '70s" on VH1? They have a Roller Rink song of each year.

[majorjoe23]

I had to leave my office, this thread nearly had me in tears. Almost as great as the guy who popped his dick into his DVD player.

[Venusian]

Originally posted by majorjoe23
I had to leave my office, this thread nearly had me in tears. Almost as great as the guy who popped his dick into his DVD player. :whofart:

guess I missed that thread. dare i ask for a link?

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by dork
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.

rotfl

[Johnny Zhivago]

Ding! > <i>The gold is not in them thar hills, it's in trash dumpsters.</i> < We have a winner. I've been looking for a new danol .sig.

[beavismom]

Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
"I saw you there, picking through our garbage, and I knew I had to have you."

No, more like...

"Not only did I throw out your precious DVD's, I slept with the guy that dug them out of the trash"

[hgar78]

Originally posted by dork
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.


rotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotfl
:lol: this thread has me gasping for air!!!! :lol:

[Breakfast with Girls]

Originally posted by dork
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.

That was <i>great</i>. :lol:

[danol]

Originally posted by Numanoid
danol, how do you make it into the dumpster from your wheelchair? :hscratch:

[Venusian]

Originally posted by danol
I don't get it. You? at a loss for words?

[crankyman]

maybe he wants to know too.

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by crankyman
maybe he wants to know too.

:lol: rotfl

[danol]

Originally posted by Numanoid
danol, how do you make it into the dumpster from your wheelchair? :hscratch:


You guys think I can spring out my wheelchair ala "Golfinger" and into the dumpters like Crash Overide And Acid Burn of "Hackers"? LOL


Come along now haven't any of you seen a 3 foot stick with a red trigger on it called EzeReacher, it extends the reach of the user by 3 feet, far more than enough to grab up to 5 pounds of stuff to look through.

LOL Cheese and crackers you guys crack me up, next thing you will be asking is how much do they cost, and do I break a few doing the 'human' crane bit. The answer to the first part is $9.95 for 1 and $8.95 for more than one. I also use the old EzyReacher which didn't have the suction cups for the price of $4.95 each.


I have dozens waiting to be pulled out of my overloaded closet ready to do my bidding, just like Baroni the Genie of "The 7th Voyage of Sinbad" AKA Richard Eyer. LOL What a bunch of great guys poking some fun 'with' sorry to say real wheechaired guy!:)

[majorjoe23]

Originally posted by Venusian
:whofart:

guess I missed that thread. dare i ask for a link?

After a whole lot of searching, I still can't find it, but I know others saw it. Back me up guys! Basically, the guy meant to say he got a surprise when he popped his disc into the DVD player, but a typo made it hillarious.

[Groucho]

I saw the dick thread, and I even posted to it. But I don't remember what it was.

[danol]

Originally posted by grrrah
$6,500 for some white gold 14k glasses?

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I call BS.. and if it were royalty, it would probably be a lot better quality than 14k.

Don't know about frames, but you can get a 14k white gold rope necklace for about $50.


I could have said 18K, 24K would bend to easy, but I wanted to be honest. All Silver or Gold U.S. Coins before 1964 were 90% Gold or Silver and 10% Copper for hardness. When you see some californian biting into a gold piece, only the hard copper will give it its real McCoy stamp of approval.


I said what the 3 jewlers said royalty, royalty doesn't always have to be the King or Queen, their are Barons, and Lords and their wives. (Look at the Titanic, their were 1st class most expensive, 2nd class expensive and or course steerage passengers the cheapeast passengers.) The same goes with gold one half size or bi-focals only, which these were.


They were scratchless on both the frames and the lens, like the library kept them in a wooden box for the last 100 years or so, for they showed no signs of wearing. One ignorant new employee was probably told to get rid of all the old junk in a certain over crowded room. The best guess was mid 16th century and I didn't know anything about glasses, I have only one book that pre-dates those glasses "The Herbalest" by John Gerard.


Dom Perionne Champaigne was brewed by the french monk in 1524, which would make my book a bit less than mid 16th Century, I have Nicholas Culpepper herbal books from the 17th Century. I am a honest man not one to BS about things owned or sold!

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by danol
Remember when Bones on ST gave James T. a pair of old glasses the jeweler in the 20th Century said "yes very rare they would much more it the lens were still intact". Mine had the lens and not a scratch on the frames and were authentic 14K white gold frames. Price that I got for them $6,500 cash, one of the jewelers had a client that was looking for what I had. Since I came up with authenticity from the other 2 jewlers, he knew that I 'knew' what they were worth at the time. The gold is not in them thar hills, it's in trash dumpsters. $6,500 will still buy you a HDTV or D-ILA or a great number of DVDs. A Hint for all you DVD guys that put more time in with your toys than your wife! :)

Will you marry me?

[fnordboy]

Originally posted by danol
(Look at the Titanic, their were 1st class most expensive, 2nd class expensive and or course steerage passengers the cheapeast passengers.) The same goes with gold one half size or bi-focals only, which these were.
:confused:

:whofart:

[Movie_Man]

I just cannot get the image out of my head of danol in his wheelchair using his suction cup EZReacher sifting though the dumpster and being shooed away by Blockbuster employees. :lol:

[fnordboy]

Originally posted by Movie_Man
I just cannot get the image out of my head of danol in his wheelchair using his suction cup EZReacher sifting though the dumpster and being shooed away by Blockbuster employees. :lol:
I would love to hear the conversations between the workers about that :lol:

"Dude, that crazy guy in the wheelchair who only speaks in riddles was out back with a severed robot arm trying to raid our trash!"

[danol]

Originally posted by fnordboy
:confused:

:whofart:


What's there to be confused about their are Very Rich, Rich, and the rest of us on DVDtalk. In Royalty there are Kings, Lords and Barons. We are talking about royalty, best place I know that practices it is the Tea Taxers that got 'booted' by the colonists AKA Great Britain, England , UK. :)

[Venusian]

do you just ignore all the other posts in the thread, or are you aware that people here find your posting style weird...and entertaining

[Brain Stew]

Go danol Go!

[JoeyOhhhh]

I love danol threads, you never know where they will head

[danol]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Will you marry me?


I only marry women you saying your a woman, if so what shall we do on our honey moon play polkher, Rummy 500, or look at the stars? I can't have sex after the 1985 accident. I can't rock and roll and the 1985 accident left me crippled. What I know about drugs we won't get back to work on time or ever again. What a rush taking that elevator from the basement to the 164th floor basing cocaine! You get some coke and half a bottle of luke warm water and dump the cocaine in, put some baking soda in and tighten the lid then put a lighter underneath, open the lid to hear the hissing of the cutter being seperated from the coke. Close the bottles lid and after all hissing is gone put a clean nail in the bottle and add cold water, let the now cutter free coke climb onto the nail. Scrape off and cut the now rock form for two. Put yours into a stainless steel filter in your glass bong and inhale make sure you exhale it out your nose next stop The Twilight Zone on the 164th floor or floating on the pool on the roof. BTW who is paying for the honeymoon, what building has 164 floors with a pool on the roof, don't worry we will both be seeing CRASH AND BURN on the buildings? LOL

[Venusian]

:lol:

i don't know why, but that last post made me laugh out loud

[X]

:whofart:

What more can be said?

Goodnight everybody! Drive safely and don't attempt this at home!

[grrrah]

holy $#!t I need some of that stuff

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by danol
I only marry women you saying your a woman, if so what shall we do on our honey moon play polkher, Rummy 500, or look at the stars? I can't have sex after the 1985 accident. I can't rock and roll and the 1985 accident left me crippled. What I know about drugs we won't get back to work on time or ever again. What a rush taking that elevator from the basement to the 164th floor basing cocaine! You get some coke and half a bottle of luke warm water and dump the cocaine in, put some baking soda in and tighten the lid then put a lighter underneath, open the lid to hear the hissing of the cutter being seperated from the coke. Close the bottles lid and after all hissing is gone put a clean nail in the bottle and add cold water, let the now cutter free coke climb onto the nail. Scrape off and cut the now rock form for two. Put yours into a stainless steel filter in your glass bong and inhale make sure you exhale it out your nose next stop The Twilight Zone on the 164th floor or floating on the pool on the roof. BTW who is paying for the honeymoon, what building has 164 floors with a pool on the roof, don't worry we will both be seeing CRASH AND BURN on the buildings? LOL

:eek:

Are you the supposed fictional character that Hunter Thompson wrote about in "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas"? Are you Raoul Duke? You seem to talk like him, and share an affinity for going to outer space on drugs.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by danol
I only marry women you saying your a woman, if so what shall we do on our honey moon play polkher, Rummy 500, or look at the stars? I can't have sex after the 1985 accident. I can't rock and roll and the 1985 accident left me crippled. What I know about drugs we won't get back to work on time or ever again. What a rush taking that elevator from the basement to the 164th floor basing cocaine! You get some coke and half a bottle of luke warm water and dump the cocaine in, put some baking soda in and tighten the lid then put a lighter underneath, open the lid to hear the hissing of the cutter being seperated from the coke. Close the bottles lid and after all hissing is gone put a clean nail in the bottle and add cold water, let the now cutter free coke climb onto the nail. Scrape off and cut the now rock form for two. Put yours into a stainless steel filter in your glass bong and inhale make sure you exhale it out your nose next stop The Twilight Zone on the 164th floor or floating on the pool on the roof. BTW who is paying for the honeymoon, what building has 164 floors with a pool on the roof, don't worry we will both be seeing CRASH AND BURN on the buildings? LOL


You had me at Basing Cocaine. [tear]

[hgar78]

Originally posted by danol
Every Thursday morning I take the Viper Blue out for it's garbage pick up day

is this your wheelchair?

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by hgar78
is this your wheelchair?

http://www.accessusaonline.com/davismobility/jet2.JPG

The Jet2 in Viper Blue.

EDIT: NOT A JOKE

[Brain Stew]

I'm afraid we have scared him off and he will never return to the other :(.

[GizmoDVD]

Danol, you had me at dumbster diving.

[danol]

Originally posted by joltaddict
You had me at Basing Cocaine. [tear]


Practice makes perfect with cocaine not 'crack', I had my expensive goofs and my roof top high (s), Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds caps spell it out. I also mentioned I could play cards, but I can't Rock and Roll without my wheelchair, So Solly. :)

[Munchos]

Originally posted by danol
I can't have sex after the 1985 accident.

So can you still play the skin flute?

walks backwards slowly away from the thread

[VinVega]

I am just warming up to the entire "danol experience", and I have to say, this thread has been a hoot. Still, I feel somewhat dirty for even posting in it. Oh the conflict.

danol, stretching the bounds of human consciousness to the world that is, the DVD dumpster.

:D

[cultshock]

Originally posted by danol
. What I know about drugs we won't get back to work on time or ever again. What a rush taking that elevator from the basement to the 164th floor basing cocaine! You get some coke and half a bottle of luke warm water and dump the cocaine in, put some baking soda in and tighten the lid then put a lighter underneath, open the lid to hear the hissing of the cutter being seperated from the coke. Close the bottles lid and after all hissing is gone put a clean nail in the bottle and add cold water, let the now cutter free coke climb onto the nail. Scrape off and cut the now rock form for two. Put yours into a stainless steel filter in your glass bong and inhale make sure you exhale it out your nose next stop The Twilight Zone on the 164th floor or floating on the pool on the roof. BTW who is paying for the honeymoon, what building has 164 floors with a pool on the roof, don't worry we will both be seeing CRASH AND BURN on the buildings? LOL

Moving to Richard Pryor's Tips 'n Tricks Forum.

[danol]

Originally posted by Movie_Man
I just cannot get the image out of my head of danol in his wheelchair using his suction cup EZReacher sifting though the dumpster and being shooed away by Blockbuster employees. :lol:


I am not in my wheelchair I am sitting in my Viper Blue 4.5 MPH Scooter, the rental store is 2 miles away. If I was using the wheelchair I would be too tired to search for anything, let alone come up with my folding Eze reacher suction cup retriever.


LOL you don't how fast your going until you have whizzed by a slow 4.5 Miles Per Hour Electric Mobility #305 scooter with a yellow flag and pink straws forming a triangle, so those idiot drivers see me before they run me down!

[caiman]

Boy oh boy, I had a feeling about this thread from the start.

Danol, you are the reason I get up in the morning. NEVER stop posting!

[RyoHazuki]

Apparently CNN got a photo of danol


http://www.streettech.com/archives_DIY/diver.jpg

[fnordboy]

So, this is getting archived right? rotfl

Best.Danol.Thread.Ever.

If RandyC loses his arm and can't post here anymore can Danol please have his gig here?? Please???

[tonymontana313]

Danol has reached like a folk hero status here. It is not a complete day until i have had my daily fix of danol threads.

[objection]

LOL, I've just finished reading this thread. Danol, you truly are the King of Kings.

[DVD Polizei]

And lore of lores. :D

[RandyC]

Originally posted by fnordboy
So, this is getting archived right? rotfl

Best.Danol.Thread.Ever.

If RandyC loses his arm and can't post here anymore can Danol please have his gig here?? Please???

Through many years of training, I am quite capable of typing with one hand. Really. :eek:

[fnordboy]

Originally posted by RandyC
Through many years of training, I am quite capable of typing with one hand. Really. :eek:
So your saying that wasn't pus on your arm? :eek:

[danol]

No way Bill I trade them as I buy them, John C.

[danol]

Randy*C as long as you laugh with me and not 'at' me like Jack Skeleton does, I don't trash good posts. I get enough of "Your where my taxes are going for" from people that see me on my 4 wheel disabled hand controls only scooter. It really hurts, since I am a honourably discharged U.S. Navy Vet DD-215 (Vietnam War Era).


Just because I lost my punctuation and writing skills being TT driver for so long, doesn't mean I am fair game for the Nasty Jack Skeletons of the world. I can't use words that I would like to speak, for Skeleton must be be 'privy' to getting kicked off for picking on people!

[tonymontana313]

Dont worry danol, I got your back.

[joltaddict]

NOBODY MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! :mad:

[razorbackfan]

You guys are killing me.

My coworkers are coming in wondering what I'm laughing about and I've got this really serious meeting to go to.

Must stop reading...this thread...

[Jackskeleton]

for Skeleton must be be 'privy' to getting kicked off for picking on people!


:whofart:

[cultshock]

Originally posted by danol

Just because I lost my punctuation and writing skills being TT driver for so long, doesn't mean I am fair game for the Nasty Jack Skeletons of the world. I can't use words that I would like to speak, for Skeleton must be be 'privy' to getting kicked off for picking on people!

:lol: Jack, you're so lucky. I wish I had an arch-enemy.

[danol]

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
:whofart:

Jack your e-mail isn't working and that is against DVDforum rules!
You privy to not having a in working e-mail address too.
____________________________________________________

Now to get down to real business, I used the bike trail with my viper blue, then some fields good thing I don't have much testycalls to crush (ouch) for the viper blue don't have springs or tampon absorbers. I 'came' up in back of the BB, and got my trusty Eze reacher out and pulled on a big garbage bag.


I had to do the human crane whoop, whoop, bit and to my sir:prize they were 312 keep cases, I found that out after counting them at my apartment. Hey get your "Chicago" inserts here, there were 56 of them each with its own insert. BB never see me cuming or leavin, with a over stuffed bag of keep cases. Me foaming at the mouth with some tired melons that went to the John Cougar Melon camp for arrest.


Grandma got run over by a rain-dear, but grandpa keeps a searching for them thar dumsters for nose gold, just to keep tweakin dude. Cover art cases thrown out by new employees that think they grow on amaraid keep in case trees or bushes amonst the wood pusy's AKA Skunks cabbage patch.

[nevermind]

I'm sorry, but the above post has to be how the term WTF was invented.

[joltaddict]

Its against the rules for the administrators to not have your email, you can hide it from the rest of us tards though.

[Jackskeleton]

E-mail is working just fine. cleared it out this morning so I'm not sure exactly what he's talking about. if the mods didn't have it, or the old e-mail address, their is always other ways to get ahold of this misfit. so I suppose the mail issue is not something to worry about. :p

[danol]

Are you calling me a liar, I guess I will have to forward the denial of message trasmission, to a moderator since you can't or don't want to face up to it! I am and always will be a honest man and I will prove you wrong, for I saved the "Mail can't be delivered..." message I received!

[joltaddict]

hooboy... chick fight!!!

[Jackskeleton]

I'm a mean mean evil man. it's just that simple danol. Evil men always saying things like "You lied" and "Booo"

[danol]

I have offered to send Delivery can not be made e-mail and my document DD-215 Honourable Discharge from our U.S. Navy to be zeroxed and sent by mail to prove my innocence.

We will see who the "misfit" really is, let's see if your 'privy' to this honests mans plea, for you to stop harrassing me and other members of this forum.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by danol
Are you calling me a liar, I guess I will have to forward the denial of message trasmission, to a moderator since you can't or don't want to face up to it! I am and always will be a honest man and I will prove you wrong, for I saved the "Mail can't be delivered..." message I received! A member does not have the right to email other members, it is a privelege one can choose to allow others to have.

[Jackskeleton]

Again....

:whofart:

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by joltaddict
NOBODY MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! :mad: :mad: fickle

[hotaru_san]

uh oh, Jack
Consider Yourself <s>Reported</s> Privy :eek:

[Jackskeleton]

-ohbfrank-

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[Bandoman]

I have to go use the privy.

[RandyC]

priv·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prv)
adj.
Made a participant in knowledge of something private or secret: was privy to classified information.
Belonging or proper to a person, such as the British sovereign, in a private rather than official capacity.
Secret; concealed.

n. pl. priv·ies

An outdoor toilet; an outhouse.
A toilet.

[Jackskeleton]

http://www.wantagetwp.com/images/dar/privy.jpg
http://www.thebellhouse.com/_borders/privy.JPG
http://www.appalachiantrail.org/images/photos/privy.jpg
http://www.agriculturalmuseum.org/privy.gif

:)

[cultshock]

I love threads that end up going off in a whole different wacky direction.

[hotaru_san]

Originally posted by cultshock
I love threads that end up going off in a whole different wacky direction.

It hasn't strayed that far

you never know, someone might leave some dvd cases in the privies, too -wink-

[Bushdog]

Privet means hello in Russian.

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Privet means hello in Russian.


:hump: :hump: :eyebrow: :hump:

[hotaru_san]

Harry Potter lives on Privet Drive.

[Mitsurugi]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Privet means hello in Russian.
Did you learn that from cool kitten?

[RandyC]

Originally posted by Mitsurugi
Did you learn that from cool kitten?

:eek:

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by hotaru_san
Harry Potter lives on Privet Drive. Very true. How cool is that?

[hotaru_san]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Very true. How cool is that?

It only seems to be slightly cool. I think my lameness for knowing it has lowered the coolness of thinking of another use of the word Privet. :p

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Bushdog
:mad: fickle

Im out of ritalin. :(

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Mitsurugi
Did you learn that from cool kitten?

YGM :D

[Mitsurugi]

Originally posted by hotaru_san
It only seems to be slightly cool. I think my lameness for knowing it has lowered the coolness of thinking of another use of the word Privet. :p
But you get geekness points though.

[danol]

If you will back a dishonest man, over a honest man like me I haven't anything more to say. It's a shame for this thread was fun and now Jack Skeleton and his friends have ended it. I don't need to be recognized for how many posts I have, but for the entertainment it brings to all, including this lonely cripple.

[hotaru_san]

Originally posted by Mitsurugi
But you get geekness points though.

I think may have maxed out on those :p

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by danol
If you will back a dishonest man, over a honest man like me I haven't anything more to say. It's a shame for this thread was fun and now Jack Skeleton and his friends have ended it. I don't need to be recognized for how many posts I have, but for the entertainment it brings to all, including this lonely cripple.

http://www.molonglo.com.au/cards/closeups/img/121.jpg

:(

[joltaddict]

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~bfobar/images/danol.jpg

[Holy Jackson]

I think this may be copyright infringement. :(

:lol:

[Jackskeleton]

:eek: -eek- :eek: -ohbfrank- -eek- :eek: -eek-

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[nevermind]

Originally posted by joltaddict
http://www.u.arizona.edu/~bfobar/images/danol.jpg


rotfl
:lol:
rotfl

jolt, stay off the ritalin :D

[X]

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[Jackskeleton]

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[SunMonkey]

Wow. This thread certainly went from fun to lame to ugly.

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[Holy Jackson]

Morse code abuse makes your palms hairy. Stop morse code abuse.

[Tom Banjo]

A good place to make sense of this thread...

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/index.html?http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/trans.html

[Groucho]

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[Jackskeleton]

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[JoeyOhhhh]

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[Jackskeleton]

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[Holy Jackson]

I have the translator, but I am getting sick of using it.

[Buford T Pusser]

http://www.tvguide.com/tv/televisionary/images/010213tvask1.jpg

This is wild, wild stuff.

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[fnordboy]

Originally posted by danol
I used the bike trail with my viper blue, then some fields good thing I don't have much testycalls to crush (ouch) for the viper blue don't have springs or tampon absorbers.
Thanks for the new sig :up:

[Gerry P.]

This explains a lot.

[RoyalTea]

please give me the glasses. I would like them back. they were mine, before I lost them.

[jonw9]

Originally posted by fnordboy
Thanks for the new sig :up:

I thought about this one too, but since I already took a sig from this thread, I didn't want to be greedy! ;)

[Brain Stew]

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-ohbfrank-

[Bandoman]

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[Numanoid]

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[AGuyNamedMike]

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[emanon]

Originally posted by dork
I'm guessing it's similar to how a mother can summon up the strength to lift up a car to rescue her trapped baby.

Great...everyone in the cubes surrounding me now thinks my head just exploded.

[waporvare]

Originally posted by danol
I have offered to send Delivery can not be made e-mail and my document DD-215 Honourable Discharge from our U.S. Navy to be zeroxed and sent by mail to prove my innocence.



I don't know what this thread is really about but I would like to point out that it's not a dd-215 for an honorable discharge.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by waporvare
I don't know what this thread is really about but I would like to point out that it's not a dd-215 for an honorable discharge.

Actually, the DD215 is a supplemental discharge form used to correct or add information on a DD214. Usually they must be presented together when filling out applications and stuff requiring proof of military service (either a DD214 alone if yours was correct at time of issue, or both DD214 and DD215 if corrections and additions have been made). Based on danol's mental state, I think this is a forgiveable oversight.

[jonw9]

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Actually, the DD215 is a supplemental discharge form used to correct or add information on a DD214. Usually they must be presented together when filling out applications and stuff requiring proof of military service (either a DD214 alone if yours was correct at time of issue, or both DD214 and DD215 if corrections and additions have been made).

The DD214 reffered to him as Danno, and the DD215 corrected it to the appropriate Danol. Duh! :p

[Breakfast with Girls]

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[fnordboy]

This thread was fun, but now the morse code is too much work :(

[kneijst1]

Originally posted by fnordboy
This thread was fun, but now the morse code is too much work :(


I agree. Let's get back to the arguing and fun before the code started. I'm too lazy to translate. :)

[nazz]

Originally posted by kneijst1
I agree. Let's get back to the arguing and fun before the code started. I'm too lazy to translate. :)

--- -.-

[minifigg]

Danol, are you out there????
SOS.
Danol?

[PixyJunket]

Well the first half of this thread had me tearing up from laughter.. can't we deleted pages 5 and above and start over?

[danol]

I have just read a e-mail that you do have the right to 'not' have to e-mail another user back, I am sorry for any confusion or trouble I have caused you. When I have told I am wrong I apologize without any telling me I have to do so. I am man enough to say that I was wrong according to Mikes (Static-Cling) e-mail to me!




Now is there any other good dumpsters that would contain the outside cover art that most of DVDeXchange requires when they want to trade. Btw in getting over 200 keep cases out of the dumpstir. I got 56 inserts for "Chicago", 1 from "Possession", K-19", "We Were Soldiers and a smaller than the insert from the "Anamatrix". BTW I broke my Eze reacher because mine folded down in the middle, which was handy to have in my scooter to unfold only when I need it when shopping. They are not good to drag humongus bags of empty cases towards your hands to pick up though.


I will offer a gold plated 'danol' award object my choice for those that can show me the way to get free outside cover art for keep cases, nothing has to be inside. I was angry with the nasty wheelchair for running over and demolishing the same case outside cover art being looked for. I looked it squarely in the eyes and it didn't lower its head. Infact I was getting on my viper blue, when I heard a giggle from the direction of where the wheelchair was parked.

[Heat]

I swear, I think danol is the reincarnation of Jack Kerouac, or at least they have similar writing styles. Check out the two paragraphs:

Originally written by Jack Kerouac
...Finally a car stopped at the empty filling station; the man and the two women in it wanted to study a map. I stepped right up and gestured in the rain; they consulted; I looked like a maniac, of course, with my hair all wet, my shoes sopping. My shoes, damn fool that I am, were Mexican huaraches, plantlike sieves not fit for the rainly night of America and the raw road night. But the people let me in and rode me back to Newburgh, which I accepted as a better alternative than being trapped in the Bear Mountain wilderness all night...


Originally posted by danol
...I will offer a gold plated 'danol' award object my choice for those that can show me the way to get free outside cover art for keep cases, nothing has to be inside. I was angry with the nasty wheelchair for running over and demolishing the same case outside cover art being looked for. I looked it squarely in the eyes and it didn't lower its head. Infact I was getting on my viper blue, when I heard a giggle from the direction of where the wheelchair was parked.

[mtucker]

I just have one question that has been on my mind. Do you run over the DVD's on purpose?

[Venusian]

i'm confused. why would you want 100 copies of the same cover? why do you need so many cases? can't you just get them from the AOL cds?

[cultshock]

Originally posted by Venusian
why would you want 100 copies of the same cover? why do you need so many cases?

Now I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but your friendly neighbourhood video pirate would find that Blockbuster's dumpsters would save him $ on materials. ;)

[danol]

Originally posted by mtucker
I just have one question that has been on my mind. Do you run over the DVD's on purpose?


As a TT driver I backed up 40, 42, 45, and 48 foot trailers but when I got disabled, my mind was still backing up large objects which led to overstear. On overstear you can't correct it unless you pull the the rig forward, then try not to over stear again. Backing up to this day 18 plus years(June 9th ,1985) I still overstear when backing up my wheelchair, which necessitates pulling forward, when pulling forward the front wheels do a 360* turn and if one of your cases are in the way; rip tear and oh know not again are heard!


Understand I have a small disabled apartment and some of my empty cases do not 'land' where they are thrown and fall on the floor, then forgotten till words above are heard yet again.

[danol]

Originally posted by Venusian
i'm confused. why would you want 100 copies of the same cover? why do you need so many cases? can't you just get them from the AOL cds?


Video wall paper to go below asside of, on top of, and on bottom of my 2 foot high by 6 feet plus 'Daryl Hannah' vido poster in her mermaid suit with her nipple just 'touching' the sand. The poster insert I would like 100 of would be "Splash" only a DVD instead of a Vcr symble to be seen. :)

[RandyC]

NEWSFLASH
Dateline: 9-22-2003

Daryl Hannah stalker arrested in New York. Police subdued the stalker in spite of his attempted getaway on a hopped up blue scooter with Nitrous. The stalker blamed his inability to evade catpure on his "oversteer." Bystanders think his name might be "Jack Privy" as he kept yelling it out.

[muggins]

Attached is a picture from the crime scene:

<img src="http://students.washington.edu/ickesk/getaway.jpg">

[AndyCapps]

Usually only when I sleep there. They're afraid I won't wake up when they come to collect the trash, and I'll get stuck in the trash smasher and cause it to need maintenance. They hate that ****.

:(

[danol]

Originally posted by RandyC
NEWSFLASH
Dateline: 9-22-2003

Daryl Hannah stalker arrested in New York. Police subdued the stalker in spite of his attempted getaway on a hopped up blue scooter with Nitrous. The stalker blamed his inability to evade catpure on his "oversteer." Bystanders think his name might be "Jack Privy" as he kept yelling it out.


LOL I needed that after what I just posted to, How much should I spend for a Wedding Ring had me in tears of what 1979 did to me for I was in tears typing it out.


Randy I like em when their young, I'm not a pediophile but I like them in their 20's like Daryl was in her "Splash" and "Legal Eagles" Forever young" and on my wall, although not tall, the nipples were not that small, and I couldn't frame it for I would cut off the best ti*t on the next to the bottom of the poster. I would love to have a NOS set up of course I would need a engine no electric either. I would be better than the little ol Lady from Passadena, go Grannie go, go, go.:)

[Breakfast with Girls]

Originally posted by danol
Understand I have a small disabled apartment

What is a disabled apartment, exactly?

[Holy Jackson]

Originally posted by danol
I would love to have a NOS set up of course I would need a engine no electric either. I would be better than the little ol Lady from Passadena...

Oh damn, he's 2Fast 2Furious as well!

:lol:

[danol]

Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
What is a disabled apartment, exactly?


I had applied for this apartment in 1999 over the phone and the manager said would you like a regular apartment or a disabled apartment. I said I am disabled I sent that with my application, oh yes you sure did, yes we have a disabled apartment for you. Your credentials are good, as long as you stop getting disturbing the peace fines from the police. I said I'll set my disabled apartment with a Dolby Surround in headphones now I can turn it up, without getting angry people on the phone to call the police up yet again. Great you have your disabled apartment, there Breakfast with Girls I said it almost word for word; how I got my disabled apartment.



Breakfast with Girls Do you like to make disabled pan cakes for a disabled man, if so "my number is Beachwood 456789 call me up and we can have a date any old time". To you Karen with all my love, R.I.P. Karen Carpenter 1983 -20 years ago, from cardial complications from Annorexia nervosa.

[AndyCapps]

Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
What is a disabled apartment, exactly?

Ones I've seen have handicapped accessable bathrooms, maybe wide hallways, built in shower seats.

[Holy Jackson]

Originally posted by AndyCapps
Ones I've seen have handicapped accessable bathrooms, maybe wide hallways, built in shower seats.

Oooh thanks for the clear up. I was picturing a one legged apartment with a bad back.

[hgar78]

Originally posted by AndyCapps
Ones I've seen have handicapped accessable bathrooms, maybe wide hallways, built in shower seats.

a couple of years ago my step-sister's application for an apt. accidently got mistaken for a disabled one. they realized it when they went to do the walkthru. everything was low to the ground (the countertops, the appliances, etc.). they were having a baby soon which would not have worked so they had to look elsewhere.

[Breakfast with Girls]

Originally posted by danol
I had applied for this apartment in 1999 over the phone and the manager said would you like a regular apartment or a disabled apartment. I said I am disabled I sent that with my application, oh yes you sure did, yes we have a disabled apartment for you. Your credentials are good, as long as you stop getting disturbing the peace fines from the police. I said I'll set my disabled apartment with a Dolby Surround in headphones now I can turn it up, without getting angry people on the phone to call the police up yet again. Great you have your disabled apartment, there Breakfast with Girls I said it almost word for word; how I got my disabled apartment.

I was curious about the differences. AndyCapps answered it for me.

Breakfast with Girls Do you like to make disabled pan cakes for a disabled man, if so "my number is Beachwood 456789 call me up and we can have a date any old time". To you Karen with all my love, R.I.P. Karen Carpenter 1983 -20 years ago, from cardial complications from Annorexia nervosa.

Now this just scares me.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Heat
I swear, I think danol is the reincarnation of Jack Kerouac, or at least they have similar writing styles.

I get more of a Bouroughs vibe. :D:up:

[joltaddict]

From Naked Lunch...

Ever see a hot shot hit, kid? I saw the Gimp catch one in Philly. We rigged his room with a one-way whorehouse mirror and charged a sawski to watch it. He never got the needle out of his arm. They don't if the shot is right. That's the way they find them, dropper full of clotted blood hanging out of a blue arm. The look in his eyes when it hit -- Kid, it was tasty....
"Recollect when I am traveling with the Vigilante, best Shake Man in the industry. Out in Chi... We is working the fags in Lincoln Park. So one night the Vigilante turns up for work in cowboy boots and a black vest with a hunka tin on it and a lariat slung over his shoulder.

Sound familiar? :D

[Deadman31]

Why am I actually thinking about going to Blockbuster tonight to go through their trash? Thanks a bunch Danol.


:)

[Rypro 525]

I hear the archives calling

[danol]

Tomorrow is the day maybe I won't find so many Chicago, Got me a newly assembled reacher ready to go, up from the bike trail and scoop out what big bad Block Buster threw out on a Friday. They won't see me coming and they won't see me leaving for BB a Saturday can be a big busy day. The Viper Blue and me will get all we can carry in that wider area that you get with a 4 wheel versus smaller area 3 wheel scooter.


Batteries will be charging all night for my stealthy raid on the dumpster. You all tell me when "Spash" is coming out so I can get my disabled wall full of wall paper from "Spash" of course. In the mean time I will be practicing low level swooping of either of the 2 out of view dumpters that our BB has out of view out of mind as I am just the dumpster kind.

[Buford T Pusser]

I've heard of the loving kind, but not the dumpster kind.

[Rypro 525]

plus 'Daryl Hannah' vido poster in her mermaid suit with her nipple just 'touching' the sand. The poster insert I would like 100 of would be "Splash" only a DVD instead of a Vcr symble to be seen.

pics?

[Deadman31]

Metal Gear: Danol


Are you listening Konami?


lol.

[danol]

Originally posted by Rypro 525
plus 'Daryl Hannah' vido poster in her mermaid suit with her nipple just 'touching' the sand. The poster insert I would like 100 of would be "Splash" only a DVD instead of a Vcr symble to be seen.

pics?


I now own a Dell Inspiron 8500 Just sent my check to my Credit Card Company, now if you can show me how to display pics like did on WebTV I would be glad to put Daryl's pic on for you. I haven't found out how to put pics captured on our group or I would do so. For your next mission Mr. Phelps you must teach danol how to use his computer to put pics on, should be caught or killed the secretary will disavow any actions, good luck Mr. Phelps. Well Mr. plelps AKA Rypro 525 you have your next mission if you do get to do it you may provide yourself with a Lollypop. :)

[Numanoid]

Originally posted by danol
Breakfast with Girls Do you like to make disabled pan cakes for a disabled man, if so "my number is Beachwood 456789 call me up and we can have a date any old time".

I hate to break it to you, but Breakfast With Girls is a man. Or maybe you knew that. :eek:

Also, we don't call them "disabled pancakes" around here...we call them "crepes".

[dork]

Originally posted by danol
I now own a Dell Inspiron 8500 Just sent my check to my Credit Card Company, now if you can show me how to display pics like did on WebTV I would be glad to put Daryl's pic on for you.
http://www.williamsanderson.net/Tour/lddpic.gif

[Cool Kitten]

hey Danol, which part of Eastern PA are you from?

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
hey Danol, which part of Eastern PA are you from? You guys should get together with Bando, T-Ball and Bandoman. That'd be a cool otter meet.

[danol]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
hey Danol, which part of Eastern PA are you from?


I live 7 miles west of Phillipsburg, NJ that's 76 miles from NY, NY and 56 miles north of Philadelphia, PA.


I live Palmer Township, please don't tell your a man also like I was told Breakfast with Girls was a man also I am straight not a gay bone in my body. Although I am impotent from road accident 18+ years ago, I still think like a man and I always will.

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by danol
I live Palmer Township, please don't tell your a man also like I was told Breakfast with Girls was a man also I am straight not a gay bone in my body. Although I am impotent from road accident 18+ years ago, I still think like a man and I always will. I'm a girl :lol:
p.s. I wasn't soliciting you for sex, you know :D

[danol]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
I'm a girl :lol:
p.s. I wasn't soliciting you for sex, you know :D


Kitten it just embarassing when you think your talking to a woman and you get told for instance Breakfast with Girls is a man. Babe the last time I had s*x was in 1979 when I was married and then she died, the sex died with her as I couldn't see myself with any other than my true love Mae!

[fnordboy]

:eek: Danol lives only 76 miles from me :eek:

His Viper Blue would be able to reach me in a days time.

[dork]

Originally posted by fnordboy

His Viper Blue would be able to reach me in a days time.
Less, if you count the EZReacher.

[dork]

Note to danol: fnordboy is a woman.

[fnordboy]

Originally posted by dork
Less, if you count the EZReacher.

:lol:

[fnordboy]

Originally posted by dork
Note to danol: fnordboy is a woman.
bastard. -ohbfrank-

Note to danol: notice the boy in my SN.

[dork]

Just like a woman to lie. Breakfast with Girls has Girls in his SN, but he's not a girls or a breakfast. Nice try.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Bushdog
You guys should get together with Bando, T-Ball and Bandoman. That'd be a cool otter meet.

Bando AND Bandoman? Wont that cause a rift in the time space continuum?

[Venom]

Originally posted by danol
...and then she died, the sex died...


i'm sorry to hear that... but also glad to hear the last part.

[MurraySiskind]

Remember the thread not to long ago where people discussed the dorkiest thing they'd ever done? Well all of you who spent time typing and translating morse code on an internet forum have a new answer. Congratulations! :up:

[Jackskeleton]

sniffle sniffle, and I started the little craze here. sniffle sniffle.

[uli2000]

thanks for the new sig, Danol and Numanoid!!!

I love this thread!

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by danol
I now own a Dell Inspiron 8500 Just sent my check to my Credit Card Company, now if you can show me how to display pics like did on WebTV I would be glad to put Daryl's pic on for you. I haven't found out how to put pics captured on our group or I would do so. For your next mission Mr. Phelps you must teach danol how to use his computer to put pics on, should be caught or killed the secretary will disavow any actions, good luck Mr. Phelps. Well Mr. plelps AKA Rypro 525 you have your next mission if you do get to do it you may provide yourself with a Lollypop. :) who is this mr phelps again? you talkin about the swimmer thats from here?

[hgar78]

i HOPE the mods are ready to archive this baby! i can't bear to think that the wisdom of danol might be lost forever!!!!!

[JoeyOhhhh]

Originally posted by Rypro 525
who is this mr phelps again? you talkin about the swimmer thats from here? I believe he's referring to the guy from Mission: Impossible.

[danol]

I had a bit of sleep just woke up at 12:15, I was watching the R4 of "Midway", which box says it is a 2.35:1 anamophic, that was viewed right after my last post. Soon I will be off to see the wizard in dumpster world of BB not OZ, O-Z, L. Frank Baum a childrens book writer was looking for a word for where the Wizard lived, when he spied his last cabinet O-Z, he dropped the dash and he had OZ. If you were ever wondering where OZ as in Wonderful Wizard Of came from; now you know.


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With all the hills in PA there would have to be dozens of friendly people with extension cords to fill my 2 x 12V battery set up. The maximum milage the Viper blue could travel on a 'level' road is supposed to be 25 miles, it's more like 12 miles. Figure how long it would take to get to your house and find that just started your vacation and me having to do a turnaround ACK
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Time to uncouple the Viper Blue and hope the level is at full, my Electric Mobility model 305 hill climber cost $5,687 in October of 1999,. I want to get the maximum use out of it before I sell it or drive it into the river. Extra Extra read all about it 4 wheel scooter found but no driver has been seen floating arse up on the swift moving Delaware river. LOL

P.S. E.M. calls it Cobalt Blue I like snakes and I renamed it, Viper Blue. Time to get the nose gold, how how else could I sniff plastic in a plastic bag if I didn't have my nose on gold, "just tweakin Dude". Quotes are from the R4 DVD "The Wraith" from Skank AKA Maurice. Happy Trails To You until we meet again"(Roy Rogers Show) I am out of here to go to dumpster with newly assembled EzeReacher, no more paying 5 for $1 for keep cases. hehe

[Venusian]

you still never explained why you need so many covers and inserts...except for the splash ones

[Bandoman]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Bando AND Bandoman? Wont that cause a rift in the time space continuum?

It'll be fine. We'll both be there!

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Bandoman
It'll be fine. We'll both be there! i could handle one Bandoman, but two...That's a scary thought :eek:

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i could handle one Bandoman, but two...That's a scary thought :eek:

You could be the frosty creme filling.

[RandyC]

Danol.

Have you seen the movie A Straight Story?

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Bando AND Bandoman? Wont that cause a rift in the time space continuum? :blush: I meant you, snookums.

[danol]

Originally posted by uli2000
thanks for the new sig, Danol and Numanoid!!!

I love this thread!


I was told by someone else that Breakfast With Girls is a man not a woman whom I assumed it was.

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Now down to other news I had to move hundreds of thrown out VCR cases and Direct TV literature to get at one bag of DVD cases, wouldn't you know it their were more inserts for that DVD "Chicago". I liked Catherine Zeta-Jones(Mrs. Michael Douglas) better in "The Haunting' remake than "Traffic". I may have all the DVD inserts but I am not interested in the "Chicago" DVD. I distictively heard my eze reacher 'groaning' under the strain of pulling bags over to me.


I thought by now the big oversized dumpsters would be filled to the gills with empty cases. I firmly believe more than one members or lurkers are taking this informative thread as a way to get keep cases for free by taking the bags of keep cases home and sifting through them like I do. Copy cats it was my idea to get at the eleusive dumpsters from behind on the bike trail and Newfort St in Palmer Township. Beware I carry some nasty stuff to spray and make you glow in the dark, while your screaming your eyes are on fire or if you come too close you will get the 50,000 Volt shock of your life via a arc of electricy to where your body is touched! If their are more than one tasered, besides touched with voltage to make you want to do hand springs down the block like a rolling stone.


Back in sixties the Song was called "Don't Mess with Bill, Now I am adding don't mess with Danol either, or your in for a very unpleasant experience at the scene and at the nearest Police Jail cell still stinging with pain. I as disabled man on a 4 wheel scooter you are the bad guys/gals, my right is to defend against all who would want to harm me, just because they want what is the Block Buster dumster. I do not stick out my tongue what I do stick out can be very unpleasant, so stay for your health if not your sanity from the Palmer Township Block Buster dumpster on Wm. Penn Highway. They're mine and I will do anything to keep it that way, paper or plastic doesn't smell. If you grope around the melted sweets thrown out, do the busy bees come after you.
I throw them a lollypop full of what bees like 'sugar to lick on' while I stay clear and in the thown out DVD stuff!

[hgar78]

Originally posted by danol
I thought by now the big oversized dumpsters would be filled to the gills with empty cases. I firmly believe more than one members or lurkers are taking this informative thread as a way to get keep cases for free by taking the bags of keep cases home and sifting through them like I do.

you caught me! i just wanted in on the action....

i'm sorry danol. i got caught up in the moment :(

[danol]

Originally posted by hgar78
you caught me! i just wanted in on the action....

i'm sorry danol. i got caught up in the moment :(



Meet me at the mall where you can stand up tall meet me a BB dumpster and you will be shocked down to the size of "The Thing " 1951 LOL I do carry the protection I have talked about, in some states they are not allowed but PA is not one of them so I am packing, not a gun but a lot more than what was used in the fifties when you shake hands. If you have seen James Bond hand a device that looked like a phone as the german doctor pushed the numbers bond told him to push, he was on the the floor in a New York second asking Bond for mercy, he was only doing his job pow, pow, and I am only doing mine said Bond.


I also carry a taser a device that shoots 2 wires a positive and a negative and when triggered your body closes the circuit, ZAP it ain't no bug trap. My father was a college educated electrician, I a night school class for electronic schematics reading amonst other projects, it must have been a premontion my getting disabled and not being able to fight, standing on my own 2 feet. Now don't do it again or I will take your danol brownie points away from you. LOL :)

[Bushdog]

There is only one Danol.

[danol]

Since I can make you think I am knowledgeable I'll have to injure you by making you laugh till your sides hurt. LOL


Viper Blue Away from yesteryear, silver bullets, and Tonto or is Pronto. BTW Happy Trails to you until we meat again, Roy Rogers and Trigger doing the Ghost Riders of the Sky in Block Buster Dumpsters, using nose gold to snif the plastic from the plastic gargabe bags full of keepers I am tweakin Dude from mining for nose gold and a bit of hydro pump wooooooowy. Please no more Chicago inserts, I am tired of seeing them instead of useable inserts. Time for Morning Glory or some nutmeg for a nice trip without going nowhere til tomorrows raid on the dumpster brigade forward Yo.

[Thunderball]

danol : where exactly in Eastern PA do you live?

[Static Cling]

Hey, dude, weren't you telling me about those inserts you got from somewhere? Where was that again?

[Venom]

Originally posted by Thunderball
danol : where exactly in Eastern PA do you live?

i think there is enough mentions if you piece his posts together to gather a general idea. i'm thinking, "road trip!"

[speedy1961]

Originally posted by danol

Viper Blue Away from yesteryear, silver bullets, and Tonto or is Pronto. BTW Happy Trails to you until we meat again, Roy Rogers and Trigger doing the Ghost Riders of the Sky in Block Buster Dumpsters, using nose gold to snif the plastic from the plastic gargabe bags full of keepers I am tweakin Dude from mining for nose gold and a bit of hydro pump wooooooowy. Please no more Chicago inserts, I am tired of seeing them instead of useable inserts. Time for Morning Glory or some nutmeg for a nice trip without going nowhere til tomorrows raid on the dumpster brigade forward Yo.


Can ANYONE decipher this? :whofart:

[danol]

Quote from "Up In Smoke" bird---Wanna get High

Morning Glory and Numeg are 2 than can give you a LSD trip, so if I can't get my favorite green smoke, that I a trained Naturopath will cook up a way using herbs. A lot of people think all has to be smoked, the herbs just need to be sucked on or swallowed.


Today is cooler to reach in if all the lurkers haven't taken my booty, from the Trash Bin at 3:00 AM they close at 1:00 AM, We will see when me and viper Blue take a ride towards Palmers BB.
This thread is so popular because the lurkers are telling other Lurkers and cleaning out perfectly newish Keep cases by BB. Can you imagine the headlines, if BB told everybody their cases were being lifted out of all BB in the USA dumpsters? :)

[hgar78]

Originally posted by danol
Can you imagine the headlines, if BB told everybody their cases were being lifted out of all BB in the USA dumpsters? :)

FoxNews would have a field day with this! "Operation: Dumpster Diving, what is becoming of today's middle-America?"

[danol]

My guess since I was over again today and again found small amounts of DVD's. Since this is any where in USA board, and I know for certain that the dumsters are being combed through and DVD cases and inserts are being snatched from the thrown away from Block Busters all over the USA.


They make out okay their garbage is taken away for them, instead of having garbage truck over 5 times a week they could cut it down to 2. Saving money when they have to spend money for garbage removal makes sense, that's why I firmly believe they won't stop anyone from taking anythng found inside the dumpster.


I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of the year under fiscal savings, they would use some word 'smirking' at each other we can't put down the word dumpster savings, their is no column except miscellaneous.


Us colorful miscellaneous retrievers of what is valuable to us only in large numbers, would probably say we'll take it all away for you in trunks or trailblazing 4.5 MPH scooters with air cooled and fully used Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers to not harm the big metal dumpsters in any way, shape, or waking them up from their metalic dreams. Do Dumpsters Dream I don't know, but the computers in movies 2001-Hal 9000 and 2010-Sal 9000 and Hal 9000 asked Dr. Chandra will I dream? :)

[Borst]

are they letting people at mental institutions have net access now or did you just stop taking your meds? some (most?) of your posts seem to babble on and jump around from topic to topic in a single post and generally make no sense

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Borst
some (most?) of your posts seem to babble on and jump around from topic to topic

THIS JUST IN... WATER IS WET.

[Static Cling]

Oh, look. Ten pages already?