Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
Dude, she's totally going to carve you up. Yes, that would be my professional opinion as well.
Cusm
07-15-03, 11:48 PM
Do not even attempt to meet up with her. Tell her to meet you some where that has several locations. Then send her a pissed off email stating how you waited for her to show for 2 hours and it is not cool to stand you up. Unless she knows where you live, then just run for the freaking hills now.
nazz
07-15-03, 11:50 PM
Man killed by Crazy Mute Internet "Girl" (http://www.silencewhispers.com/internetcrimes.htm)
:eek:
indianajdp
07-15-03, 11:51 PM
This thread is like a freakin' train wreck...I just can't help but keep looking :eek:
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by nazz
Man killed by Crazy Mute Internet "Girl" (http://www.silencewhispers.com/internetcrimes.htm)
:eek:
:eek:
THAT
IS
SO
NOT
FUNNY
:eek:
Sgt-Ripcord
07-16-03, 12:08 AM
<--- Ex military / Ex police
6'5" workout almost everyday and I would be SCARED to meet this girl..
I can get you some Kevlar and a vest If you really need to meet/meat :) this psycho
Most likely She won't show up anyway..
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by SGT-RIPCORD
<--- Ex military / Ex police
6'5" workout almost everyday and I would be SCARED to meet this girl..
I can get you some Kevlar and a vest If you really need to meet/meat :) this psycho
Most likely She won't show up anyway..
Do you take Paypal or would this be a donation by a concerned Otter willing to save the life of a fellow poster? :p
I am thinking now of doing a combo of the two. Tell her I will meet (she's going to be in town anyway) at a coffee shop and observe from afar. I am sure, as well, that she will not show up. Remember, I do have the Twikoff.
TomOpus
07-16-03, 12:20 AM
I think you should set up a webcam at the coffee shop before the meeting so we can all watch and provide "virtual support" :)
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by TomOpus
I think you should set up a webcam at the coffee shop before the meeting so we can all watch and provide "virtual support" :)
If there was a way to do this that would be really damn funny. :lol:
Venusian
07-16-03, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
If there was a way to do this that would be really damn funny. :lol: invite her to your house, that'd be easy to set up ;)
Sgt-Ripcord
07-16-03, 12:35 AM
The kevlar would be a loaner.. :)
I would love to see the look on her face when you show up in Level IIIA kevlar vest with a groin protector..Hmm maybe I could throw in a Riot shield and helmet. :)
good luck.
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by SGT-RIPCORD
The kevlar would be a loaner.. :)
I would love to see the look on her face when you show up in Level IIIA kevlar vest with a groin protector..Hmm maybe I could throw in a Riot shield and helmet. :)
good luck.
Ummm... pics?
ClarkKentKY
07-16-03, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
Ummm... pics?
Not until you post CDG's pic. :)
GaryEA
07-16-03, 12:39 AM
CDG says:
I'm not sure. Ihave to find out what the feeling says tonight but right now maybe then I can proove to you what i have been saying
SING IT!
Cause I can’t fight this feeling anymore
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, I can’t fight this feeling anymore
Hmm... Maybe REO Speedwagon is the last thing you need to hear before she sporks you into submission....
mllefoo
07-16-03, 12:40 AM
Dude. Did you not catch that full moon reference a while back? I think she's a werewolf.
Just make sure she doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.
I think I've met this chick before on public transportation. There's a reason I won't give up my car now.
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by mllefoo
Dude. Did you not catch that full moon reference a while back? I think she's a werewolf.
Just make sure she doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.
I think I've met this chick before on public transportation. There's a reason I won't give up my car now.
Okay, maybe I can buy in to the fact that she might be a crazy-deaf-zombie-nazi-vampire-psychic but, come on now, I find a crazy-deaf-zombie-nazi-vampire-psychic-WEREWOLF to be a little far fetched, don't you?
Originally posted by SGT-RIPCORD
http://www.uscav.com/prodInfo/enlarged/17569L.jpg
lmao *L*
fnordboy
07-16-03, 02:59 AM
http://www.chaostatic.net/misc/cdg_2004.jpg
Sgt-Ripcord
07-16-03, 03:32 AM
http://easypichost.com/brodie/CDG%2Bcopy.jpg
much better :)
twikoff
07-16-03, 06:53 AM
the webcam is a good idea, so we can all watch her carve you up
custom001
07-16-03, 12:41 PM
^bump
how did that thread go to page two??? -ohbfrank-
RalphWiggum
07-16-03, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by devilshalo
I think I figured it out...
CDG is Dalvin's girlfriend. :p
Or maybe Top Bunk's. ;)
Sgt-Ripcord
07-16-03, 07:21 PM
Bump ^^
this thread is like crack!! :)
I think I have posted more in this thread then all my posts over the years combined.. :D
oh ya found this baby on the 3rd page
I want to know what is going on and we need to keep it on the 1st page so View can find it easier to update us. :)
nazz
07-16-03, 07:31 PM
View? View?? View??? :eek:
cultshock
07-16-03, 07:48 PM
:( I told him not to go meet her. Poor guy.
(if I were him, I wouldn't post for a few days, just to make everyone start wondering :D )
grrrah
07-16-03, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by SGT-RIPCORD
http://easypichost.com/brodie/CDG%2Bcopy.jpg
much better :)
:lol: :thumbsup:
DVD.guy
07-16-03, 09:48 PM
No updates?!?! :confused:
Just say no! To CDG that is.
twikoff
07-16-03, 09:53 PM
anyone seen my spork
i left one laying on the table and now its missing
i think some chick stole it :eek:
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 10:31 PM
Well, folks, I am sorry to say there will be no big action packed finally to this thread. In my last email to Crazy Deaf Girl I told her that I would not be meeting her and, more so, I thought it was best that we discontinue our emails and conversations in the chat room. To her I stated that it was because we obviously don't understand each other and anything we attempted, friendship or otherwise, would not work.
In actuality it wasn't because of this nor the fear of being gutted with a spork, buried with portions of my remains mailed to my parents. In the end it was a guilty conscious that had been eating away at me, I guess, for the last two days. Sure, CDG has provided me with lots of laughs and entertainment but, in the end, crazy, deaf or otherwise she's human. Yes, maybe she's messing with me but I started to feel a little badly for posting her rants and raves here. It was kind of like parading out the side-show freak for all the laugh and gawk at. I no longer wanted to be the ringmaster.
This girl either way has some issues and in my email I told her she should go and seek help although I am sure she will not listen. Somebody in another forum on an island far, far away stated that I could "resolve this harrowing conflict by ignoring her emails and IMs". This comment is something I suppose I should have done from the start.
At any rate, it certainly has been fun but, in the end, poking fun at somebody with a mental disability as well as a slew of other problems began to make me think I was being an ass and that wasn't fun at all.
So apologies if people were expecting something more. I thought it best that this one end quietly.
twikoff
07-16-03, 10:32 PM
<small>is there anyone else that is just a little disappointed that view wasnt sporked?</small>
Copenhagen
07-16-03, 10:33 PM
Thanks for the ride View, hopefully no ghosts will visit you tonight.
Copenhagen
07-16-03, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by twikoff
<small>is there anyone else that is just a little disappointed that view wasnt sporked?</small>
A little bit after his last post, yes ;)
cultshock
07-16-03, 10:36 PM
So, ur, um, can you give me her email address? ;)
Kicker_of_Elves
07-16-03, 10:38 PM
are you taking applications for a replacement ringmaster?
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by twikoff
<small>is there anyone else that is just a little disappointed that view wasnt sporked?</small>
I do have one, honest question; it took you twelve pages to feel guilty? Malicious bastid.
;)
-g
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 10:43 PM
As a form of compensation to those who wished to pursue this insanity allow me to direct you to this thread here (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=305563) for some craziness that I won't fell guilty about pointing out. Oi!
Kicker_of_Elves
07-16-03, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
As a form of compensation to those who wished to pursue this insanity allow me to direct you to this thread here (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=305563) for some craziness that I won't fell guilty about pointing out. Oi!
:lol:
U know view i gotta say i think its cool what you did...
i was pretty pissed off when i saw the title of the thread but i sure as hell enjoyed her rants...she put the c in crazy..
GaryEA
07-16-03, 10:48 PM
No way that other thread will go the distance. Doesn't have the feeling of mind-numbing lunacy this topic did.
Although Dalvin does have a bit of the girl-formerly-known-as-CDG vibe.
Fear the spork.
-g
nevermind
07-16-03, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by twikoff
<small>is there anyone else that is just a little disappointed that view wasnt sporked?</small>
:wave:
:(
;)
solipsta
07-16-03, 10:50 PM
I can't believe you didn't meet her! :(
twikoff
07-16-03, 10:52 PM
dalvin hasnt been [BANNED] yet? :hscratch:
ViewAskewbian
07-16-03, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by GaryEA
Bravo, View.
I do have one, honest question; it took you twelve pages to feel guilty? Malicious bastid.
;)
-g
Originally posted by kicker_of_elves
U know view i gotta say i think its cool what you did...
i was pretty pissed off when i saw the title of the thread but i sure as hell enjoyed her rants...she put the c in crazy..
Well, it wasn't easy to pull away. I'd think I was done with her but she'd say something else that just pulled me back in to the insanity. I really wanted a CDG patch to quell the urge. Cold turkey was the best solution.
dancinns
07-16-03, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Copenhagen
Thanks for the ride View, hopefully no ghosts will visit you tonight. I hope that you don't wake up with piss soaked shoes, also.
nazz
07-17-03, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
So apologies if people were expecting something more. I thought it best that this one end quietly.
No apologies necessary, View.
Thanks for the laughs and FWIW it was actually starting to make me feel the same way.
It felt wrong but it was so darned entertaining.
You did the right thing, man.
Besides a sporking just has to hurt.
LurkerDan
07-17-03, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by nazz
No apologies necessary, View.
Thanks for the laughs and FWIW it was actually starting to make me feel the same way.
It felt wrong but it was so darned entertaining.
You did the right thing, man.
Besides a sporking just has to hurt. Felt the same way. Thanks, View!
custom001
07-17-03, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by twikoff
dalvin hasnt been [BANNED] yet? :hscratch:
hopefully not!
After all, he's bringing all the fun after TopBunk went to hell. :)
fnordboy
07-17-03, 10:25 AM
:( I am going to miss CDG.
steebo777
07-17-03, 10:38 AM
Holy smokes... after an hour or so of reading this thread, I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my shoes, oops I mean pants. :D
ViewAskewbian
07-17-03, 12:52 PM
Well in a bit of an epilogue to this strange tale, CDG contacted my friend once again (he had not blocked her on his emails and such as I had) and though I won't post the email here it basically stated how much she hated me and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend and that men are all terrible beasts who should be killed and she didn't care that I didn't understand her because she understands her and that is what matters and all she said was true and that I should basically die for lying and cheating her and...and...and...
My friend has now blocked her as well so, forseeing any other way she might be able to contact me, this should be the final nail in the coffin of this story and, after reading the rant in that final hate filled email, I am very glad that I didn't meet her and that this now is, hopfully, over.
joshd2012
07-17-03, 12:56 PM
Bwahahahaha! She thought you were an item? That is crazy.
I would expect nothing less from CDG.
When is the book coming out?
LurkerDan
07-17-03, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
Well in a bit of an epilogue to this strange tale, CDG contacted my friend once again (he had not blocked her on his emails and such as I had) and though I won't post the email here it basically stated how much she hated me and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend and that men are all terrible beasts who should be killed and she didn't care that I didn't understand her because she understands her and that is what matters and all she said was true and that I should basically die for lying and cheating her and...and...and...
My friend has now blocked her as well so, forseeing any other way she might be able to contact me, this should be the final nail in the coffin of this story and, after reading the rant in that final hate filled email, I am very glad that I didn't meet her and that this now is, hopfully, over. View, tell the truth. You peed in her shoe, didn't you?
PixyJunket
07-17-03, 01:58 PM
Talk about anti-climatic.. oh well it was fun. :D
DVD.guy
07-17-03, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
I am very glad that I didn't meet her and that this now is, hopfully, over.
I dunno...didn't you watch Fatal Attraction. Hmmm.
twikoff
07-17-03, 02:34 PM
dont you have a friend you can set her up with? ;)
nevermind
07-17-03, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
Well in a bit of an epilogue to this strange tale, CDG contacted my friend once again (he had not blocked her on his emails and such as I had) and though I won't post the email here it basically stated how much she hated me and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend and that men are all terrible beasts who should be killed by a sporkand she didn't care that I didn't understand her because she understands her and that is what matters and all she said was true and that I should basically die by spork for lying and cheating her and...and...and...
My friend has now blocked her as well so, forseeing any other way she might be able to contact me, this should be the final nail in the coffin of this story and, after reading the rant in that final hate filled email, I am very glad that I didn't meet her getting sporked in the process and that this now is, hopfully, over.
Fixed it for you :).
I have to admit you made the right choice, though. It is better to read about it in an email rather than hear it while duct-taped to a folding chair in a self storage locker where no one can hear your screams.
ViewAskewbian
07-17-03, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by twikoff
dont you have a friend you can set her up with? ;)
Do you mean you? :lol: Actually, it would be pretty funny for her to get an email from someone named twikoff after the whole Val Kilmer film and Hitler Nazi fight you were involved in.
Must...resist...the urge...
Cool Kitten
07-17-03, 06:03 PM
Damn, this was bizarre, even for View :)
sn9ke_eyes
07-17-03, 06:26 PM
well it was funny while it lasted. I think you made the right choice in the end.
ViewAskewbian
07-17-03, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Cool Kitten
Damn, this was bizarre, even for View :)
Um...thanks. I guess. :whofart:
ChefWinduAZ
07-17-03, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
....though I won't post the email here it basically stated how much she hated me and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend
Way to go View, you totally lead the poor girl on. You talked to her, showed interest in her problems and then you just turn around and piss in her shoe. You should be ashamed of yourself sir. :(
;)
scarredgod
07-18-03, 01:19 AM
im sorry i missed this thread from the beginning, i have a very strong suspicion i know this "girl". she was from ohio when i knew her, lived with her grandpa, he beats her, shes a waitress. she was friends with another "girl" i just happened to know, a writer from detroit, also from DC, has a website where she has a pic of herself wearing devil horns. both were nick cave fans. bother were probably the same "girl". if any of this sounds familiar, PM me.
CaptStormy
07-18-03, 08:58 AM
I feel the urge that this thread must live on. Best read on this forum in a long time. View, Make stuff up and post it to continue this saga! This way the story can go on FOREVER!!!!
Buy: